PERFUME REVIEWS ON FRAGRANTICA

(as of 11/22/20)

No. 9 Victor Milton Lloyd

wesleyhclark

10/03/20 05:45

Actually, I like this better than Aventus, which never impressed me.

It starts with a strong fruity accord, and dries down to a musky-rose accord, more rose than musk. I detect no smoke at all, however. (Isn't that the main thing to get right about an Aventus clone, a pineapple-smoke accord?) Also, there isn't any oakmoss within miles of this stuff. It's not listed on the box and I don't smell any.

It lasted about five hours on my skin before it turned into a very faint skin scent. Not a bad piece of work at all, especially considering the money.

My wife hates it - but she had a head cold.

 

wesleyhclark

04/26/20 10:01

Very retro - and not in an especially good way. It's not that I am opposed to the way this stuff smells - it smells okay - it's just I am completely underwhelmed by it. I sprayed some on my wrist and it was gone pretty quickly. No projection or longevity. Instead skin scent. So.... I pass.

Also, I recall that in the early 1970s musk scents smelled very new and exciting. Now they remind me more of laundry than anything else. The thrill is gone.

 

wesleyhclark

12/25/19 06:29

I stumbled across this one in a kitchenwares store in Boise. My expectations were not high but I was pleasantly surprised to discover in this one a fine boozy aromatic cedar wood. Very nice. So I bought a bottle as it wasn’t expensive at all.

I detect no smoke and only a hint of vanilla.

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After a month of use I have discovered that this stuff has tragic performance. It doesn't last. On me it's gone from skin and clothing after a couple of hours. Essentially, I smell it when I spray it on and that's it. I won't be replacing my bottle...

 

wesleyhclark

12/24/19 14:13

Basically a creamy coffee with a hint of chocolate. No WOW factor here, but a nice, inoffensive light scent that becomes a very close skin scent on me after about an hour. I don't think I'd bother getting a bottle; it just doesn't last.

The King Polo for me is Green.

 

wesleyhclark

12/18/19 07:51

Great stuff! Mmmmmm... cork. I used to have a cork board in my bedroom as a teen and Akro Smoke smells just like it. A very appealing scent! Even my wife likes it... she normally hates the "Grandma's ashtray" note she detects in smoky scents. She detects a boozy note that I only faintly get. For me, this is all about the smoke and cork.

Problem, though: This stuff doesn't last on my skin. After a couple of hours it's almost entirely gone - which is a problem I have with almost all modern scents.

 

wesleyhclark

12/18/19 07:15

I bought a small bottle of this for myself for Christmas. I haven't opened it yet. It's a total blind buy since The Scent Bar in LA didn't have a tester. But I loved the New York original and so I think I shall like this, too.

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After a wearing: Yep, it's great! But I can't tell how it differs from the original New York; it's been too long since I had a bottle. I suppose that if I compared them side-by-side I could tell. The Intense flanker has a bit more of a pepper note, perhaps? I'm not sure. But it smells great - an old school chypre - and it lasts!

I see comparisons to Bois du Portugal (what I think is Creed's best scent)... it's of the same genre but not at all the same. Frankly, I think this stuff is better.

 

wesleyhclark

12/18/19 07:09

After reading the news about this house in a Fragrantica article I had so wanted to reward Manuel Cross for sticking up a big middle finger at IFRA by buying a bottle of this, and traveled to The Scent Bar in West Hollywood to try it. Real oakmoss is back! Oh, boy!

But... sad to say, on my skin this struck me as being strongly feminine. That white floral is all to the fore here, and it's just not for me. I was very disappointed.

Don't get me wrong - it's an excellent perfume of obviously high quality and with a real retro/classic vibe. But not for a male seeking out a perfume that is masculine in character. I bet it would be gangbusters on my wife...

 

wesleyhclark

12/18/19 07:04

I actually bought and owned this one - for about an hour. I liked the opening tobacco-chypre notes and based on that, made a purchase. About an hour later, however, in the car, I noticed that it had turned to a sickening, overpowering soapiness on my skin. No, no, no. So back it went to The Scent Bar in West Hollywood, to be exchanged for Parfums de Nicolai New York Extreme.

 

wesleyhclark

12/16/19 04:47

I just noted that it was sweet with a very slight poopy note, but both my wife and a friend sniffed it, put thoughtful looks on their faces, and independently said the same thing, "Twizzlers!" So I guess it smells like Twizzlers. (I kind of get that.)

It doesn't seem to last especially long on me - but then, almost nothing does.

 

wesleyhclark

10/15/19 07:54

Sweet and warm, one of the better honey fragrances I have ever smelled. Perhaps the best! The price, however, is in the OUCH category.

 

wesleyhclark

07/20/19 14:07

This appears the be the replacement for Prada Infusion d'Homme, which I really liked. It smells the same. I'm glad it's still with us, even with a different name. This stuff was just too good to go away. But, GEEZ: $160/bottle at Bloomingdales? Yikes.

It is unique in one good way: it lasts.

 

wesleyhclark

07/20/19 14:01

"...blue licorice with voluptuous white amber..." Huh? Blue licorice? What's that? This is not bad, but not significantly different from the original green Mugler Cologne to my nose. Very similar.

I know what the twisted "E" note is! (1) Marketing, and (2) the original Mugler Cologne.

 

wesleyhclark

07/20/19 13:56

I love the original, wear it and know its characteristics very well. How does this flanker differ? Well, the first thing I detected for a second or two after spraying on my skin was an intense lacquer note which resolved very quickly into a pronounced skank note. This has a very brief dirty smell that the original TL doesn't own. And then... green. After five minutes or so on my skin it dried down into pretty much the original Tuscan Leather. Perhaps a bit greener. After a half hour it became a skin scent, so I'm not sure this lasts as long as the original scent.

On a card I detect what my wife calls the "Grandma's ashtray" note. I don't find it objectionable as she does, but I do not believe it's in the original.

I like it - but I prefer the original

 

wesleyhclark

06/16/19 10:10

Very nice. It's clean but interesting and avoids the usual boring "freshie" (I hate that term) and sporty vibe. A simple but effective mix of citrus and pine. A good summer scent and a nice thing to wear with a crisply-ironed shirt.

Does it last? Not especially - but rarely does anything last on me.

Hey, I'd try a bottle.

Actually, I sort of did already. It reminds me very much of the bottle of Penhaligon Blenheim Bouquet I used to have. Same notes, same vibe.

 

wesleyhclark

06/15/19 20:40

I like this, but I read it as a fougere. Like Paco Rabanne DNA. And I don't smell any mint. BUT - I had my sinuses operated on last week and my sense of smell is all messed up and comes and goes! I wonder if I'll like this in a few months when I heal up? I bet I'll smell the mint then, and won't like it. Generally, mint-based frags remind me too much of toothpaste and dentistry.

 

wesleyhclark

05/31/19 04:36

Well, I liked the top-most citrus notes. They fairly sparkled. And then... it transitioned into the familiar stench of a blue scent on me. I do not have good luck with blue scents. One reviewer here called the drydown "rotten egg," and that's about as close as I can get to describing it. A lot of scents smell this way; it's a very common smell and it never works for me.

"This perfume reminds me of..." ...just about every other blue perfume.

 

wesleyhclark

05/29/19 05:22

I actually like the fruity top notes, which are well-wrought. Usually I don't like perfumes with an apple note, but this one works and actually does smell like an apple. For a short while. Sadly, as the lighter components evaporate (and I'm talking about five minutes or so), what happens on my skin is that the whole thing becomes sour and nasty. Ugh. From nice apple to scrubber in mere minutes.

Spicebomb Extreme (aka Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille) is the one to get.

 

wesleyhclark

05/27/19 12:24

Okay. Yet another variation of a vanilla scent. I wouldn't buy a bottle of this but then I wouldn't scrub it off if some made its way onto my flesh. I'm pretty sure I like the drydown better than the initial blast.

Interesting bottle.

 

wesleyhclark

05/27/19 12:22

Not bad. Probably the best of the Diesels I have smelled. A bit too fruity for my taste, but, again, not bad.

 

wesleyhclark

05/27/19 12:19

Interesting bottle, uninteresting fragrance. A total Meh of a scent. It smells like your typical "masculine" scent. I pass.

 

wesleyhclark

05/23/19 16:08

Ugh! Sours on my skin almost immediately. Pungent and chemical. Scrubber...

 

wesleyhclark

05/05/19 09:03

Lemony-solventy with a hint of skank. Long lasting... days later it's still on my paper strip.

No.

 

wesleyhclark

04/02/19 03:42

Tom Ford Tuscan Leather is my signature scent, so based on the rave reviews and the ridiculously low price, I bought a little roller bottle of this stuff. It arrived in the mail yesterday. However, I presently have a bad case of sinusitis and can't smell a thing!

So I got my wife and two other women to do a smell test, Macho Man on my left wrist and Tuscan Leather on my right. They all agreed that the two scents are indeed similar. My wife still prefers the Tuscan Leather, but says this stuff is good, too.

I'm now on antibiotics. When I get over this sinusitis I'll be able to judge for myself!

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(Sense of smell returned)

Yep! Very close to TL. There are differences but they're pretty subtle.

 

wesleyhclark

03/06/19 19:29

Tried this at the Guerlain Boutique in the Bellagio in Las Vegas. A wonderful, fresh citrus scent - that actually lasts! Elegant, zesty and classy. Great stuff!

 

wesleyhclark

01/31/19 10:48

This is the same as Elsha 1776. Go there.

 

wesleyhclark

01/29/19 10:26

I like the EdP better than the parfum flanker. This is strongly woodsy, which I like, with honey notes. It's a bit odd and unusual - but I like it. I'd wear it.

 

wesleyhclark

01/10/19 17:28

"It smelled too sweet for me like an orange Popsicle."

Exactly. Too cloying, too sweet, too feminine, too soft. Not at all for me.

 

wesleyhclark

01/06/19 07:35

My very first impression of this scent was not good; it smelled like a dusty citrus fruit. That is, a citrus fruit set aside in a room that has not been dusted or cleaned in a long time and takes on a dirty/musty smell.

But then I tried again with another skin spray and got a better sense of the subdued (not fresh or zingy) grapefruit note mixed with that seems like a juniper or cypress (green) note, a camphorous note and the musk. It now makes more sense.

I like it better than I did at my first whiff, but, overall, I think Atelier does a much better job with citrus and, especially, grapefruit. In no way does this grapefruit "sparkle."

But yes, I'd wear this, despite the undeniable fact that it does smell a bit institutional (like a cleanser).

Secret "C": note - oh, please. It's really an "M" note for Marketing.

 

wesleyhclark

11/28/18 04:16

Like Creed Aventus? Not at all. People, this is far better.

But it's not really musk; the name is deceptive. It's a figgy-woody-blackcurrant thing with hints of leather. It's interesting, that's for sure. I like it - but as with nearly everything else I try, it doesn't last.

 

wesleyhclark

11/27/18 10:08

Atelier makes some great-smelling citrus scents, to be sure, and this is another one of them. The orange in this is very accurate, fresh and cheering. So much better than Clinique Happy, which is what I think they were going for. But, alas!, as is the case with just about all citrus scents based on light molecules, this one doesn't last, either.

I give them credit for coming up with a great orange scent, however...

 

wesleyhclark

11/24/18 16:05

I'm glad I'm not the only one who detected the likeness to Guerlain Vetiver (one of my favorite scents, btw).

A very nice scent and it smells good on me. I do detect some pepper... but it's a nice pepper and there are some orangy notes as well. It seems to last better than average, which I attribute to its EDP concentration.

Is it soapy? Perhaps a bit - but it's a good soapy.

Would I buy a bottle of this instead of Guerlain Vetiver? Possibly...

 

wesleyhclark

11/15/18 09:46

Fucking mediocre.

 

wesleyhclark

10/31/18 13:11

Not bad but not especially good, either. The top notes pack a strong citrus punch but the drydown is nothing special. It stays fresh throughout - which isn’t exactly my thing...

 

wesleyhclark

10/31/18 13:07

Ugh! NOT wanted! That apple note is always a deal-killer for me!

I like the bottle, however....

 

wesleyhclark

10/29/18 14:01

Another in the "yummy" category of scents, gourmands. Very vanilla. It's like vanilla was spilled on a ladies' glove. A very nice scent but... very weak. It doesn't last and it doesn't project - and for the money they're asking, it should.

 

wesleyhclark

09/02/18 17:37

The top notes are strongly citrus; these are quite nice. The drydown moves into Ambroxan territory which isn't bad but hardly original. I found it... okay. "Safe for work" (the perfumery equivalent of damning with faint praise). It's also somewhat soapy.

"Ice?" Nah.

My wife is completely unimpressed. She thinks it smells too much like the cleaning agents she uses. In other words, functional perfumery instead of fine perfumery.

 

wesleyhclark

08/18/18 16:02

SCRUBBER!

I liked the opening and could detect a sort of Tom Ford DNA in it, but, wow, when the basenotes came on it smelled like rancid Play-Doh on my arm. No, no, no.

 

wesleyhclark

08/15/18 04:40

My wife glommed onto this one at a local Sephora and said she liked it. Always anxious to please, I got a sample. Yes, it's dry cocoa powder and some undefined woody notes. It's not bad - cuddly and likable, in fact - but as other reviewers here state, projection and longevity are tragic. I sprayed it on my shirt and an hour or so later I can barely smell it.

I don't detect any ginger at all.

Pretty, unique bottle.

 

wesleyhclark

05/18/18 04:41

Wow - a Tom Ford scent with poor longevity and projection (at least on me). That's unusual.

The name had me hoping for a good agarwood scent, but this is really a somewhat wifty marine scent. It's a bit like smelling a piece of driftwood that washed up on the beach. It's not bad, but it's not really successful, either. It's too subtle to have any "wow factor," and it's not different enough from the usual collection of marine scents to convince me.

Oceanics aren't a big deal for me, and I really haven't found one I like better than Outremer Oceane.

I pass.

 

wesleyhclark

05/17/18 12:52

greyhoundmom has it right: "...was surprised to find that it smells almost exactly like TF Tobacco Vanille!" Yes, I think so, too. A tamer version of TF TV but very much in the same vibe. Very strongly tobacco and vanilla - not so much spice. (The pepper note is very downplayed.) I like it. I like it better than Spicebomb, in fact.

It's also a cousin to CK Shock, I think.

My wife's comment was, "It's okay. At least it's not soapy like a lot of the others."

 

wesleyhclark

05/08/18 07:12

This is one of the hands-down all time best tobacco scents I have ever smelled. "It's more like a fresh sack of blonde rolling tobacco that has just been opened." Yes - raw-umber has nailed it!

Great longevity. A pity it is discontinued.

 

wesleyhclark

05/01/18 09:42

Here I thought I was done with fragrances, and I get this one as a blind buy/gift. I put it on my amazon wish list based almost wholly upon people thinking that this reminds them of Creed Bois du Portugal - the only Creed I really like. Does it remind me of Bois du Portugal? No.

It opens weird - strongly citrus but also somewhat skanky. It's somewhat off-putting. But that soon dries down into a nice, traditional and classy men's scent with lavender and vanilla in the lead. (I don't really get the woodsy notes.)

I think my daughter paid less than $30 for the 100ml bottle. Wow. Well done, Lalique! (I also once had - and liked - my bottle of Encre Noire.)

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I'm about 20% through my bottle; I have come to like this a lot! It's a nice vanilla variation.

 

wesleyhclark

04/21/18 15:01

I played rugby, so as much as I wanted to like this... no. The initial blast is quite nice and citrusy but it dries down to something somewhat soapy that smells like functional perfumery - something you spray on linen, for example. My wife thought it smelled like the dish soap she uses. It's not bad, but it's not really successful. Zero WOW factor.

I suppose you could say it's a "good work scent," which, to me, is like damning with faint praise.

The green notes make it smell like a cousin of Mugler Cologne.

What does real rugby smell like? Hot turf, sweat, blood, cotton, Ben-Gay and, sometimes, men whose hygiene needs some attention. (Especially if you're in the scrum like I was.)

 

wesleyhclark

03/20/18 04:17

On paper and then wrist: Smoky wood which eventually dries down to a woody vanilla. Very, very nice. If you like the smell of campfire smoke (and I do) and you can't find or afford the Cadillac of campfire perfumes, Naomi Goodsir Bois d'Ascese, then get this. $125/bottle at the Nordstrom near me. I got a sample so I'll be trying it as soon as I use up my five year old bottle of Bogart Pour Homme this week.

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I'm now wearing my Nordstrom sample. Very nice stuff, woody/smoky. I would have thought it overpowering, but no. It wears very nicely. And I don't think I'm broadcasting it... Also, I would have expected to be cloying, but, no, it's not that, either.

I'd like a bottle!

 

wesleyhclark

02/01/18 17:27

I've been waiting for a long time to smell this one; I finally found it in an Ulta store. That green bottle certainly stands out!

So do the top notes - and not in a good way. Okay, it's settled: I do not like mint scents. They all seem to remind me way too much of toothpaste. The dry down is okay - A-Men - but, yuck, those top notes. Scope, Crest, Orbit gum, etc.

I pass.

 

wesleyhclark

02/01/18 17:24

Paugh! Boring, generic, unimaginative, synthetic, cheap. Smells like any number of other scents whose ultimate destination is a Ross near you.

 

wesleyhclark

12/30/17 16:04

Nice for my wife - not for me. Unisex? Nah.

We're both from L.A. If you want to invoke California (or even the *idea* of California) do it with salt, sage and eucalyptus. Juniper Ridge Big Sur does it.

 

wesleyhclark

12/30/17 16:00

Meh. It started out commendably dirty (what's causing *that?*) and interesting but turned... boring. Average.

Creed does it again. Viking is yet another example of why this House is so overrated.

 

wesleyhclark

12/30/17 15:56

A well-wrought cologne in the signature light Ellena style... but... there are all sorts of things in this style I like better. Terre d'Hermes, Terre d'Hermes Eau Tres Fraiche, Declaration...

There's cumin in this? I don't smell it.

Price point problem!

 

wesleyhclark

12/30/17 15:51

From the title I was expecting an animalic musk, but no - this is a cookie. It falls into the "yummy" category of scents. My wife swears there's an anise note which makes it smell like her Christmas Pizzelle. Whatever... this is a very nice gourmandy scent. Put me on the bandwagon: I like this stuff.

 

wesleyhclark

12/30/17 15:44

Tested on paper: Who knew a rum and patchouli accord could smell so good? Ah loves it. Wonderful. Next: On skin.

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On skin: Ah, this is good stuff! I'm definitely getting more patchouli than rum on my skin. But now I'm also getting the vanilla notes. Interesting stuff!

 

wesleyhclark

12/26/17 17:58

Leather? And Russian leather at that? I don't think so. It smelled way too fresh to me. I didn't like this stuff at all. The concept is off the mark.

 

wesleyhclark

12/26/17 17:56

The greenest leather I have ever smelled. It's not bad. For a somewhat weird scent I like it, but, uh-oh... it gets soapy upon dry down. That and the price tag, whew.

 

wesleyhclark

12/06/17 19:25

I like it... but it's too much like Shay & Blue Black's Club London. Same vibe. So why repeat myself? It's quality, though.

 

wesleyhclark

12/06/17 19:23

The knowledgeable gal at the Scent Bar in LA said this would dry down to leather - but it didn't. A pity. It's just orange that doesn't last long enough.

 

wesleyhclark

12/06/17 19:20

This is the stuff! Pine, oakmoss, leather - and it lasts. (I don't get any mint from it.) Retro and masculine. But... I didn't buy it. $160/bottle at the Scent Bar in L.A. I'm kind of done with expensive scents, to be honest. But this is a good one!

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I bought a sample. It smells terrific on skin, but, wow, doesn't last at all. There's a surprise. I don't know why I wrote that it lasted above... that wasn't my experience actually wearing it.

 

wesleyhclark

12/06/17 16:30

Hooray! I finally got to try this. (It normally isn't sold in the states.) I tried it on skin at the LAX Duty Free shop.

The first blast is lemony... and then it dries down to a nice, oakmossy scent. (Indeed, oakmoss is listed on the box.) But, sadly, it is very light. Chanel meets Jo Malone. It turned into a very weak skin scent on me in less than an hour.

I get Luca Turin's love for this, but longevity and projection on this one are dire. How thoroughly disappointing!

Well... I won't be wasting my time with it as planned when I go to Paris next year. I guess I can skip the Chanel Boutique.

I prefer the Chanel Monsieur Concentree sold in the States!

 

wesleyhclark

12/06/17 16:23

It smells fresh and limey, but no longevity on me at all. A pity. I like it.

 

wesleyhclark

11/22/17 05:38

Most people detect aldehydes, ink and magnolia in this one? Wow. I'll give it points for being daring and different, but... I don't like it. It's strange and way too powdery.

The very first thing I get from this is a blast of something sharp and very much like enamel or lacquer paint - that solvents nose burn. The drydown reminds me too much of the scented talcs my mother used to get from Avon when I was a little boy. It doesn't seem to last long... the long term scent here is mildly floral/woody.

No like.

 

wesleyhclark

11/20/17 10:40

Not bad. No WOW! factor, but not bad. I like the fruity opening - that seems well-wrought. It dries down to an inoffensive, somewhat generic scent. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't buy this, but I wouldn't turn down a bottle if it came my way.

One of those "office scents." Projection and longevity are average for scents these days, which is another way of saying disappointing.

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On a second wearing I have changed my opinion because I've detected a somewhat sour note in this. It is not prominent and I don't know how I missed it before, but it is unpleasant, so, no.

 

wesleyhclark

11/15/17 04:23

Boring and generic. Destined for a Ross store near you.

The sample I have has "For Adult Use Only" on the card - hahahaha!

 

wesleyhclark

08/02/17 05:26

Hmmm. I'm not sure what I think about this one. Normally I like iris-based scents, but this one seems a bit too perfumey, too soft, too powdery. I don't not like it, but I'm pretty sure I prefer Infusion L'Homme best. (Or whatever they call it today.)

 

wesleyhclark

04/18/17 10:26

A FragranceNet.com sample given to me when I bought something far better. Generic, uninteresting, mass market, boring, forgettable, uninspiring. In no way, shape or form is this in any way "exceptional." About the only good thing that can be said for this is that it has a smell.

 

wesleyhclark

04/11/17 04:28

This doesn't smell like fine perfumery. It smells like functional perfumery. The original Neroli Portofino smelled like Spray and Wash - this stuff even more so.

It appears that the only reasonable way to extend a light citrus scent (and keeping it light) is via Hedione, as Roudnitska did with Eau Sauvage. This stuff is like a sledgehammer. My wife sniffed my collar and made a stink face.

And, wow, $100 more than the original? I pass!

 

wesleyhclark

04/10/17 18:23

The top notes on this one are pretty hard to take (yes, "poopy"), but it dries down to a quality oud like Hayat Kemi Blending Magic. Problem is, wearing this one is going to be harder. It's just... hard to take. This is not one of those rapidly-vanishing scents. And, happily, it's also not one of those medicinal ouds. High quality oud.

Much better than M7!

 

wesleyhclark

01/15/17 20:38

Yes, it seems like a soliflore orange blossom, but does it have Hedione in it to provide a white flower note? It reminds me of Eau Sauvage - but this is still a very pleasant scent.

My favorite orange scent remains Acqua di Parma Blu Mediterraneo - Arancia di Capri, but this is good, too. It lasts longer.

 

wesleyhclark

01/15/17 15:29

Well, that was a surprise! I have found that I normally like men's scents with iris (Prada Infusion d'Homme being the main example), but I sure don't care for this! It's too green, too wild, too strong, too floral. Scrubber, in fact.

Unisex? No, I don't think so. I think it is very feminine. Not for me at all.

And how exactly is this a "chypre?" No oakmoss, bergamot or labdanum. Patchouli alone does not a chypre make.

 

wesleyhclark

01/14/17 18:14

Oh, this is VERY nice. It may be the best citrus scent I have ever smelled. Anyway, it's up well there. It starts as citrus and dries down to... green. Greenish. I want a bottle!

My wife likes it, too.

Update: I have a bottle. Longevity and projection sucks! I like it but I won't be replacing it.

 

wesleyhclark

01/14/17 18:11

"Tom of Finland is beyond sexuality – he is sex, in all its fullness and magnitude, open and erect."

Oh, puleese.

Not a bad scent. I seem to almost automatically like scents that contain iris. And I'm no fan of the "clean/fresh" genre, but this one is tolerable.

Too soft and clean to be much of a leather scent to me.

 

wesleyhclark

01/02/17 13:31

More like Cartier Declaration than Terre d'Hermes, I think. (I have owned both.) I don't get the pronounced bitter orange note that forms such a distinctive part of the Hermes product.

I like it, but I think I'd prefer another bottle of the Cartier or the Hermes than this.

It's... okay. I'd wear it.

 

wesleyhclark

12/30/16 07:27

Oud is almost always a miss with me. Either I can't smell it as a distinct note (Tom Ford Tobacco Oud or Oud Wood), or there's a nasty cough medicine aspect to it (M7). Or, with an oud attar, it smells like a rotting log. The only oud that I have liked thus far is Hayat Kemi Blending Magic - $400/bottle.

But this stuff is complex, wonderful and I'd wear it! It's not really me - but I'd wear it.

Like the Hayat, the top notes are a bit overwhelming and unpleasant, but that soon fades away to a deep, completely unique scent. This is oud done right.

Yes, there is some skank here, but it's a good skank, if that makes sense.

Problem: My wife gets her hated "grandma's ashtrays" note from it. (Encre Noir and Creed Royal Oud also has this for her.)

 

wesleyhclark

12/29/16 13:41

A good sweet tobacco scent at a good price; no WOW! Factor, but it is good. I would wear this!

 

wesleyhclark

12/29/16 13:39

Pure "meh." Kind of clean/fresh/sporty.

 

wesleyhclark

12/29/16 08:01

I'm a smoke fan, so yes, I love this stuff! As eilismaireg pointed out, it's Autumn in a bottle! A lovely scent. To my nose it is not as campfire-smokey as Naomi Goodsir's Bois d'Ascese (which I also like a lot).

Don't be put off by the "patchouli" in title. There is indeed an earthy, potting soil aspect to this, but it's a well-blended mix of smoke and patch.

I don't detect much vanilla here... I guess it modifies the raw/soil note of the patchouli more than asserts itself as sweet. This is not sweet.

I think I like this as much or more than the Tom Ford Patchouli Absolu, which is very much a potting soil scent.

Yes - I want a bottle!

 

wesleyhclark

12/28/16 09:16

On me it starts out somewhat cloying (too sweet), and then the honeyed scent sours somewhat on my skin. And, uh-oh, it also gets unpleasantly camphorous on me. So... no.

The bottle is extraordinary.

 

wesleyhclark

12/27/16 05:57

I found this plain bottle on the shelf at Nordstrom, my favorite department store. I've never seen it there before. Hm. So, Nordstrom being Nordstrom, I filled myself one of their little sample sprayer bottles to try it out.

It smells nice - musky, woodsy - but there is no WOW factor at play, here. And it doesn't really seem to assert itself on my skin - I suspect projection is virtually nil.

So while I like it, I must admit that it's kind of a personality free sort of scent. It falls into the category of "safe for work," which is the same place one of my favorite scents, Prada Infusion d'Homme, inhabits. But the Prada has a much more welcoming radiance... I always feel well-groomed wearing it.

This Loewe scent is just kind of there but doesn't really do anything for me. Once again, I like it, but, no.

 

wesleyhclark

12/19/16 08:32

What happened to my original review?

Anyway, I bought this and wore it only to find out, over time, it struck me as just plain weird. I tried and I tired, but no, I could not come to terms with it. So I don't really like it anymore and shall be giving it away as a white elephant exchange gift this Christmas!

 

wesleyhclark

12/15/16 17:34

Another well-wrought scent from Prada. It's an iris scent, primarily, and as I like iris scents I like this! It works well on my skin. Maybe after I use up my bottle of Infusion d'Homme I'll buy a bottle of this...

 

wesleyhclark

11/26/16 19:00

I suspect the oud-rose accord isn't for me. I find this floral, sweet and cloying. I'm pretty sure I couldn't bear smelling this on myself all day.

I bet it's spectacular... on somebody else.

 

wesleyhclark

10/15/16 09:09

An inconsequential scent that smells nice (fruity and soft) enough upon application but very quickly dries and disappears from skin *and* clothing.

It makes a Jo Malone perfume seem like a powerhouse.

My wife's assessment was "Meh."

 

wesleyhclark

10/11/16 05:50

I tried this via a Nordstrom sample and, yes, I agree with everyone else: It's sort of a toned-down version of Tuscan Leather, which I own and like. As I have quickly scent-neutralizing skin, this stuff doesn't last as long as TL on me. So if it's the same price, why buy it?

It's... okay. It's a good leather scent but not one of my favorites. For Tom Ford cost I expect more Wow Factor.

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Smelled it again in a big department store in Paris. Yep, same conclusion. The underwhelming little brother of Tuscan Leather.

 

wesleyhclark

10/09/16 06:59

I smelled this one on paper at a Nordstrom. Yes, it is green. Very green. At times it reminded me of grass, which recalled memories of me as a child lying on grass and feeling itchy. (I think I am mildly allergic to grass.)

I agree with the reviewer who thought this not unisex. After the assertive greenness of the opening it indeed becomes floral. It's not for me. I have smelled other scents with violet leaf notes and find them to be turn-offs.

It might smell terrific on my wife, however...

 

wesleyhclark

09/06/16 19:50

Awful stuff. It's a good thing I test sprayed a bit of my Nordstrom sample on my arm before doing a general spray or it would have made for a long, long day. The top notes have a piercing, cloying floral note that smells like the world's worst scented candle - or unbearably soapy, I'm not sure which. This pungency only lasts for a half hour or so and then the scent settles down, but I don't care for the floral drydown, either. (Suspicion confirmed: geranium is not for me.) This is one of the least attractive Hermes scents I've ever smelled.

Scrubber.

 

wesleyhclark

08/15/16 06:58

When the Nordstom associate picked up the bottle to prepare a tester she noted the little leather zippered suit for the bottle and said, "That's cute." Indeed. Hot Topic cute. You know, Corporate Goth/Corporate Rebel cute.

I like the top notes! A smoky leather...very nice. The drydown, not so much. It gets kind of trashy within about a half hour... it loses its allure and character.

Longevity is indeed tragic. I sprayed two wet sprays of this stuff on my arm at 9:20 AM. By 9:55 it was a very weak skin scent and at 10:20 AM it was almost entirely gone. Why waste your money on stuff that doesn't last?

So far I have not cared for any of the Varvatos scents I have tried and this one joins the crowd. A pity. The top notes are great!

And I still maintain that the true rock and roll rebellious scent is Knize Ten.

 

wesleyhclark

08/13/16 20:34

This stuff is meh, generic, boring and doesn't last... and even if a tanned blonde in her 40's approached me and started sniffing at me I wouldn't buy it.

And the other thing I don't buy is story about the tanned blonde.

 

wesleyhclark

08/10/16 19:46

Wifty and way too light in the Jo Malone style. No longevity. Not for me.

 

wesleyhclark

08/10/16 19:45

Paper test: Interesting! Smoky and somewhat dirty. Comes off strong. I need to wear this on my skin...

 

wesleyhclark

08/10/16 19:43

Meh. Forgettable. Doesn't last.

 

wesleyhclark

08/10/16 19:41

Hm. I wonder about the notes. First of all, I don't get any eucalyptus - and bear in mind, I know what the stuff smells like because I used to play among eucalyptus trees and leaves all through my childhood in California. This doesn't smell like that. And gin? Again, hm. All of the gin scents I've smelled from Tokyomilk were sour and awful - and yet this isn't.

I read it as mildly floral. It's not bad... I could grow to like it. It smells upper crusty and British.

 

wesleyhclark

08/10/16 19:37

A classy citrus scent in a superlative bottle. It lasted about two hours max on my arm. There are better citrus scents out there for me - Terre d'Hermes and Terre Eau Tres Fraiche leaps to mind - but this one wasn't bad

That bottle is outstanding. Heavy and substantial. But who wears a bottle?

 

wesleyhclark

08/04/16 04:50

As I sprayed this one on the adjective that came to mind was "yummy." Even gourmandy. That's the vanilla, which is quite prominent. It goes through a phase when it becomes soft and powdery, but every now and then I'd catch something else - the skank element, which, in this, is quite subtle. I couldn't call this animalic...

Labdanum is described as "deep, powerful, leathery and ambery note." I don't detect any leathery note... if I do it's a soft, powdery leather.

This is an interesting and nuanced scent of obvious quality - I like it!

Longevity is good.

 

wesleyhclark

07/16/16 15:39

Nothing very interesting going on here. My very first impression was, meh, generic. The drydown is somewhat better with a vague woody note, but, overall, forgettable. Longevity and projection are poor.

 

wesleyhclark

05/11/16 04:59

Not a fan.

My initial impression is that it was like spraying sweetness on myself - not quite cotton candy, but not far from it. It's not my thing. I kept hoping and expecting that the rather more bitter chocolate A*Men base would emerge, but it didn't. The long term note in this is a sort of generic sweet coffee.

The lavender in this is pretty subtle to my nose.

Pure Malt is still the best of the series, in my humble opinion.

 

wesleyhclark

05/11/16 04:50

Let's see: Rasasi La Yuquawam is like Clive Christian C is like Montale Aoud Leather is like Tom Ford Tuscan Leather is like this one, Parfums de Marly Godolphin. Yes, I definitely see a resemblance between all these. And this one is another solid leather scent contender.

If I did a wrist by wrist comparison with this and TL I suppose the differences would become more obvious, but suffice to say that, like TL I love it and it's a very luxurious leather scent. Longevity seems to be about the same as TL. Nordstrom pricing is about $65 an ounce for this vs. $88 an ounce for TL. (The Rasasi is the best value here, but it doesn't last as long on me as TL. Eventually you get what you pay for.)

Geez, that bottle cap is heavy.

 

wesleyhclark

05/09/16 08:11

Tuscan Leather is one of my very favorite scents - I own a bottle of it and know it well - so, mindful of the comparisons between that and Clive Christian C I tried a Nordstrom sample.

(And I bet this constant comparison with Tuscan Leather drives the Clive Christian people nuts!)

Same general vibe, yes, but TL is more of a leather scent. CCC is leather with something else. There is a somewhat astringent, medicinal note in CCC that is not in TL that puts me off a bit. It must be the oud. Also, I find that I usually don't like amber - perhaps that's what's causing me grief.

In general, I like this (it is obviously a quality scent), but... no. I wouldn't buy it. My ranking of the TL's and TL smell-alikes is as follows:

1. Tuscan Leather
2. Montale Aoud Leather
3. Rasasi La Yuquawam Homme
4. Clive Christian C

 

wesleyhclark

05/07/16 17:45

The top notes are kind of dirty and richly sophisticated blend of scents, but on me it quickly turns into a very grassy smell. Grass on my skin makes me itch, so... no. I like it, but I'd never buy it.

 

wesleyhclark

04/27/16 19:07

I was sold on this one at the Scent Bar in Los Angeles. I've smelled many of the leather scents - it's my favorite note - but this one is superlative due to the woods and booze notes. It smells like... a club. A fine club. Very, very nice. A little more sillage and longevity would be good, but...

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I've been wearing this off and on for the past six months. The more I wear it, the more I like it. This is seriously good stuff! Leathery, boozy... it hits the right notes for me.

 

wesleyhclark

04/10/16 06:16

Well, I sprayed on an entire 1 ml sample on myself and, after an hour or so, it was virtually gone.

When it comes to whiskey/boozy scents, I prefer Tim McGraw Southern Blend (which has longevity about as bad but is much cheaper) and, for a more complex scent, A*Men Pure Malt. This one didn't show me anything.

 

wesleyhclark

04/09/16 05:44

Meh. I can't decide if this smells vaguely like laundry soap or some forgettable beachy-tropical scent. Too generic, too mass-market.

Creed Virgin Island Water? Sort of. More like water.

Boring.

 

wesleyhclark

04/05/16 11:01

I once owned a bottle of Royall Bay Rhum. $40 (and that was discounted), Nice bottle - didn't last. I like this stuff just as much. $7, much bigger bottle - doesn't last.

It's what I wear when I don't feel like wearing anything, or when my nose is congested and I don't want to waste my bottle of Tuscan Leather...

 

wesleyhclark

04/03/16 07:48

Commonplace, unoriginal, boring. Makes no real impression, has no "WOW!" factor. It has a scent, but it's almost indistinguishable from a freshly-laundered shirt. I suppose that's the musk in it.

Is it "safe for work?" Sure. If your goal is to get your co-workers to yawn in your face, this is your frag.

 

wesleyhclark

03/22/16 16:48

Yes, it invokes the sea. No, it is not pleasant. It dries down smelling like a stinky pier somewhere. The odd thing is that it is somewhat reminiscent of Outremer Oceane, which I like, but this stuff turns me off somehow. Some errant note, I guess. I would not want to smell this on myself all day.

So... not quite scrubber, but close.

 

wesleyhclark

03/21/16 07:17

The top notes are zingy, citrusy, sparkly, fresh and very pleasant. Sadly, it all turns to soap on my skin. There is good soapy (Prada Infusion d'Homme, Mugler Cologne) and bad soapy. This is one of the bad ones; sniffing it irritates my nose.

A pity. I really liked those top notes.

Longevity on my skin is a couple of hours.

 

wesleyhclark

03/18/16 08:07

As the name suggests, it is a woody scent, cedar coming to the fore, then pine notes. It is quite nice - I like it. In fact, I like it better than Le Labo Chant de Bois, which was previously my woodsy favorite, and almost as much as Creed's Royal Oud, which costs more than three times as much. And it is so much better than Mugler's Pure Wood. I want a bottle someday.

However, again, longevity on me is an issue.

I detect no citrus.

 

wesleyhclark

03/16/16 05:52

My local Sephora now carries some of the Comme des Garcons line, so naturally I got samples.

This is one of the relatively few incense-based scents I like. It's complex... my first take on it was woody-spicy, but then the stuff settled down and the incense came to the fore. But I read this as sort of piney-smokey. Like aromatic burning wood.

Somebody made a comparison to Encre Noire, and I agree, although this seems to be a sort of second counsin to that popular fragrance. This is more of an incense-smoke scent rather than EN's vetiver-smoke scent.

I don't detect mint at all, and any leather is very subtle.

Weird bottle!

Longevity is about the usual thing these days: disappointing. On me it's nearly gone in a few hours. On cotton, very faint. Can we please go back to making scents that last?

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A second test:

This and Wonderwood are two excellent woody scents. I like Comme des Garcon's use of incense... this smells mysterious and somewhat campfirey. Dry, too. Austere. And I can detect the nutmeg. I like it.

Problem, though - it doesn't seem to last at all. A pity.

 

wesleyhclark

03/15/16 08:02

Lo and behold I found a tester of this stuff at a Nordstrom. No bottles for sale - just the tester! So I had a sample made.

I like the opening, I like the drydown. It doesn't especially smell like a coffee that I have ever had, but it does strongly suggest coffee. A sweet, milky sort of coffee, but a coffee nonetheless. And somehow it manages to avoid smelling like, say, I just spilled coffee on myself. It's a fully realized coffee scented perfume. Nice!

I don't like it as much as Pure Malt, but I like it better than Pure Havane, Pure Wood and A-Men.

Longevity is decent.

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Second wearing: Same overall opinion as before. Not much WOW! factor but I'd wear it.

 

wesleyhclark

03/13/16 20:11

I wasn't sure I'd like this... It's a deep, rich, earthy, potting soil kind of scent. It reminds me of a small bottle of Tsar I once had (and traded away), but this doesn't have the geranium scent that was such a turn off. It's quite nice.

Really? This is just patchouli? Nothing else? I once smelled some patchouli essential oil and don't recall liking it much. How is this different?

Wore it for a day: Yep, I like this stuff. It smells great! Longevity is acceptable.

 

wesleyhclark

03/12/16 21:44

Smelled on a paper strip: The note most prominent to me in this is the vetiver, but there is also a smoky note, making this a sort of second cousin to Encre Noire. I like it... but bang for the buck is questionable.

 

wesleyhclark

03/12/16 21:40

Smelled on a paper strip: This is a strong, boozy, cherry liquor scent. The oud in it is near the medicinal, cough syrup quality of the original YSL M7... My first take on it was that I liked this, but I'm not sure I could smell it on myself all day. Big WOW Factor.

 

wesleyhclark

01/17/16 09:10

A helpful perfumisto at The Scent Bar in Los Angeles showed me this one, and because I bought some fragrance I got a sample! He told me that this is what a quality oud-based scent smells like. (I really wasn't sure. I thought oud was either cough medicine or a rotting log.)

The top notes, at first, repelled me... No, I didn't care for it. And then, amazingly, it changed into a truly marvelous scent... A lovely, deep, complex wood. So *this* is oud! Ah, I can see why it is prized now!

The development of this one is the most radical and pronounced of any scent I think I have ever smelled. Truly amazing! Finally, an oud I like!

$400/bottle.

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I wore some of the sample and a female cop asked me what it was I was wearing. I told her and she wrote it down. I'll be very sorry to see my sample go away.

 

wesleyhclark

01/15/16 22:34

I smelled some of this at the Scent Bar in Los Angeles... Wowee. The Queen of Skank! The top notes are very, very dirty. It settles down somewhat, but wow... This is extremely difficult to like! This is the nastiest stuff I have ever smelled!

 

wesleyhclark

11/28/15 18:52

Wow, the top notes on this one have a kick! It soon settles down, however, in a mellow woody, gourmandy scent that smells a bit chemical and synthetic, but still, not bad at all. I like this stuff.

I'm pretty sure I like it better than original Pi.

Longevity isn't bad.

 

wesleyhclark

11/28/15 18:49

A timid fragrance that barely makes an impression. On my skin it is almost entirely gone in under an hour. About the only thing I can say for it is that, yes, it has a scent. A flop.

 

wesleyhclark

11/27/15 13:27

An excellent grapefruit scent at a good price, but, uh-oh... Longevity is less than an hour on my skin...

 

wesleyhclark

11/16/15 04:44

I liked it better than I thought I would. I'm not sure I'm smelling any cranberries, but what I get from this one is a sort of candy scent that is approaching the Joop! line of obnoxiousness but never crossing it. This one seems to be an amber variation scent. Normally I don't care for amber scents. It's one of the better fragrances in the Polo line.

This is for a younger man than I. It doesn't really suit me.

It makes my wife sneeze.

 

wesleyhclark

11/09/15 09:00

It's a tonka bean and vanilla bomb in the manner of LeMale. I like LeMale and so I like this... but it's not the vanilla scent I hanker after. I haven't found that yet. It's my favorite in the Luna Rossa series, however.

But credit goes to Prada for avoiding the usual thing and *not* making a "sport" scent clean/fresh.

HOWEVER... I have to admit that I'm not a fan of the drydown; the way this stuff ends up smelling after about two hours. It smells common and over-familiar.

More credit: this stuff lasts and projects better than average.

Nice bottle.

 

wesleyhclark

10/15/15 06:41

I tried this in a Barney's store in Las Vegas. It's a good lavender scent, but, for the money, I could probably be just as happy with the less expensive Pour un Homme de Caron, which strikes me as nearly the same sort of thing. (I'm sure somebody will chime in and state that this product has subtleties that the Caron does not, and I suppose that's true.)

Note: I am not an especial fan of lavender, which, to my nose, smells bitingly of some kind of astringent lemon-limey thing. But I recognize that I could get to like it in time.

 

wesleyhclark

10/09/15 05:31

Mildly woody, mildly spicy, mildly rummy, mildly citrus, mildly leathery. The emphasis is on mild - and this fragrance is very much in the modern style in that it is light. Sadly, it is also in the modern style in that it doesn't have much longevity or projection - and this is an Eau de Parfum concentration!

I like it, but it's nothing special and I won't be buying a (overpriced) bottle.

 

wesleyhclark

10/08/15 04:59

I like Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille and I get the comparison to this, but I find this stuff somewhat gagging and headache-inducing, and I'm not sure why. It has a cough medicine note that reminds me of original formulation YSL M7; at first I thought there may have been some of that same synthetic oud in this. What is it that's annoying me? The benzoin? I find I almost always don't like predominantly amber scents, so that could be it.

MysteryBuff: I have and love De Nicolai New York and Chanel Pour Monsieur Concentree and I love Creed Bois du Portugal, but this Odd Fellow's Bouquet doesn't appeal to me - I don't get the comparisons.

Yes, it does strike me as gourmandy... that was my first take on it until I got that it's mainly a ambery tobacco scent.

Longevity is better than average.

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Second wearing on my hand: Yes, it's confirmed, this stuff bugs me. That ambery benzoin note is fierce on me.

 

wesleyhclark

10/07/15 04:56

Wow - this one is weird! It opens with an incredible mustiness that reminds me of Salvador Dali Pour Homme, then transitions into a rotting grapefruit accord rather than a floral note like the Dali.

It's like a roll in the hay - and not clean hay, either.

I'll hand it to Frapin for coming up with something unusual, but I don't want to smell like this.

Fortunately it doesn't last long on me or my sample would have resulted in a long, long day.

 

wesleyhclark

10/05/15 12:10

Okay, last week I was in Las Vegas, and one day my wife and I covered eight miles of shopping walking through Caesar's Palace, the Bellagio and the Venetian.

One stop was at the Prada store. I asked the SA if Infusion d'Homme was really discontinued and she gave me a blank stare. She then resorted to her cheat book and we noted that, no, Infusion d'Homme was not listed therein.

I heard that the old Infusion d'Homme is now Iris, so I sprayed some of their tester of that on my arm. Yep - smelled just like! So the SA gave me a sample of Iris - nice.

But hang on. I put some of it on one arm just now and some Infusion d'Homme on the other to do a side-by-side test. They seem different. The new one, the d'Iris, is weak and has a brighter, more citrus top note.

Curious, I dumped more of the sample on my arm... this stuff certainly isn't Infusion d'Homme. It's far more citrusy and far less interesting than Infusion d'Homme. More floral. More feminine. less barbershoppy and powdery.

Hmf.

 

wesleyhclark

10/04/15 09:27

A very fine nutmeggy-suede scent... soft and comforting. It's a bit like visiting a leather shop. It is one of the oddest fragrances I own in that when I first spray it on I'm a little annoyed by it; it seems somewhat off-putting. But then, after a little while I get used to the smell of it and realize, again, that I really like it. No other scent I have is like that.

Lacha has superior longevity - on me it survived a shower! That doesn't happen very often.

I found this one after an exhaustive try out of the scents at the Barney's store in Las Vegas. Had to have a bottle!

I do not detect any pepper, BTW.

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I liked it before, but after a number of wearings I got to the point where, at the end of the day, I sniffed the top of my tee shirt and went Mmmmmmmm. I cannot mentally force myself to do this. It's my final confirmation of approval and all my favorite scents have this reaction for me.

It's a very nice stablemate to my Tuscan Leather. One is assertively leather, the other is mildly suede.

 

wesleyhclark

10/02/15 08:41

As the name suggests, yes, it is green - a sort of abstract, undefined green you find in Calvin Klein Truth.

I think it's okay but my wife doesn't like it.

Wow... Bad longevity, though. Lasts perhaps a half hour or so.

 

wesleyhclark

10/01/15 18:46

Suggested for me by a fellow in the Las Vegas Barney's store.

Nice, but that opening is way feminine... Not for me. Not my style.

Interesting in that I saw a datura plant today on an ancient Native American rock dwelling tour. Apparently the datura leaves can cause 24 hour hallucinations!

 

wesleyhclark

09/30/15 08:14

Pleasant, but way too timid to make much of an impression. I think the black tea note is the most prominent. Sort of a "Why bother?" scent. It barely registers.

 

wesleyhclark

09/26/15 16:45

A very pleasant scent, with the same sort of breezy citrus vibe as Eau Sauvage or a somewhat less soapy Mugler Cologne. I'd wear this stuff…

Now, the con: As is the case with all colognes, on me it doesn't last long.

 

wesleyhclark

07/31/15 05:16

Oh, my gosh this is horrible stuff! On my skin the top notes smell like some horrible, super-sweet candy and it dries down to a popcorny/foody smell. (And I do not mean that in a good way.)

Just awful. Scrubber!

 

wesleyhclark

07/29/15 06:38

Incense scents usually don't impress me, and this one is no exception. It goes on with the same sort of mysterious dry mustiness found in Salvador Dali Pour Homme and doesn't develop much on my skin. In fact, after about 40 minutes or so it almost entirely disappears. It's very timid. So this one isn't showing me much.

 

wesleyhclark

07/26/15 03:18

Much more bois than feminite, I think.

This has a very nice woody vibe and is in nature, I think, really unisex. It is light (longevity and sillage are not especially good on me) but not unmasculine. I liked it, but when it comes to woodsy scents, not as much as Le Labo's Chant du Bois or Creed's Royal Oud.

I don't especially smell the cinnamon note, either.

I've never smelled the Shiseido version.

 

wesleyhclark

07/24/15 06:25

Sampled via a generous fragrantican.

On me this is too "perfumey"; what I'm probably objecting to here is the jasmine. I could detect what I thought was a white flower/indolic note right away. It reminded me a bit of the classic Guerlains: Shalimar, Jicky, L'Heure Bleu. Not in a good way on me, however - this stuff was driving me nuts all day.

But! On somebody else this is probably stellar!

The vanilla here is vanilla bean, rich and strong.

So I like it. Just not on me.

 

wesleyhclark

07/23/15 05:06

A very accurate and delicious vanilla scent; it reminds me of Outremer's Vanille. People seem to like this a lot and I can see why - it smells great! In the bottle there's a bit of a vanilla liqueur note; it smells a bit boozy. This isn't a part of the spray, however.

The only problem: on me it is very timid. On skin it disappears quickly. I sprayed most of my 1 ml sample on my shirt, and it was only faintly noticeable. If I got a bottle of this I'd be using a lot, I think.

 

wesleyhclark

07/06/15 09:04

Root beer float!

I was in a Sephora one day and tried this on a paper strip out of curiosity (full disclosure: the bottle and concept lured me). Wow! This stuff smells great! Yes...a root beer float. That describes it as well as anything else. It's yummy.

After another couple of visits and re-tests on paper strips I wondered - how would this smell ON ME?

Well... it still smells great! Just like some sweet, delicious gourmet food. And there's the problem. Do I want to smell myself smelling like a sweet gourmet food? Or a root beer float? You would think this is a non-issue, but it is as it influences my self-image. Bad ass or teddy bear? (I am a big, tall guy.)

I wear A-Men Pure Malt, which is very foody/boozy just fine. But somehow that's different.

I'll have to ponder this one. I've been looking or a vanilla scent, but as things stand it's probably Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille, not this. But my opinion could change!

And this stuff smells great! I need to get another sample for my wife... (Update: I did, and she agrees: root beer float. But she's not a fan.)

 

wesleyhclark

06/17/15 05:56

Found in the men's section of a Nordstrom - why, I have no idea. Unisex this is absolutely not!

Sorry, folks, but I fully agree with Luca Turin: this is an obnoxiously heavy and gagging floral scent that, yes, Hermes would do well to discontinue. Is it for men? Sure - if the man in question is on a stage performing dressed as Mae West or Cher.

Wary and suspicious, I sprayed one shot to my arm. It came at me for the next few hours, and alarmed my daughter-in-law who smelled it all the way up the stairs. It greeted me the following morning from my pillow, sheets and comforter. Egad.

To paraphrase David Bowie, this ain't a perfume. It's genocide.

 

wesleyhclark

06/16/15 17:30

A trickster at Nordstrom put a bottle of this in the men's section, so I obtained a sample.

Whew! The opening is way too perfumey, way too floral, too feminine. But wait... it dries down to what could be a second or third cousin to Bel Ami. Soft and somewhat leathery. But there are no leather notes listed... it must be a clever olfactory trick of Hermes.

And, on me, a third phase is somewhat soapy - which I do not like.

We tried a spray on my wife's arm - she doesn't like it.

So... not for me. It's a distinctive, quality scent, though, no doubt about that.

 

wesleyhclark

06/16/15 15:06

Some trickster put this in the men's fragrances section of Nordstrom, and I see why. I got a sample.

It starts with a gentle iris note that reminds me a bit of Prada Infusion d'Homme. A dressy, squared away laundry scent. But after awhile it becomes sharp and bright, and here's where we part company as it strays and settles into the usual clean/fresh/sporty territory of many men's scents. If my bête noire dihydromyrcenol isn't in this, I'm smelling something very reminiscent of it. Or the same effect, anyway.

But I must say, if I were forced at gunpoint to wear a clean/fresh/sporty scent it would be this one.

Unusual bottle.

 

wesleyhclark

06/16/15 05:00

Hooray! I found another Bvlgari scent I like! (In addition to Au The Vert.)

This one is very nice... the rum and spice accord is right on the money and smells great! The top notes are enchanting. I see this has iris in it... another reason I like it. I like smelling iris on myself (Dior Homme, Prada Infusion d'Homme) and on my wife (who loves Guerlain's sadly discontinued iris-heavy Shalimar Parfum Initial).

And yes, I do detect the resemblance to Spicebomb.

The only problem: as is the case with most modern fragrances, sillage and longevity is wanting. Even sprayed on cotton this becomes quite soft. On skin it's a skin scent right away on me. At the end of the day it's utterly gone, even from cotton.

This is an Eau de Parfum? Really? It has Eau de Toilette performance.

 

wesleyhclark

06/13/15 09:06

Bleah. It smells boring and generic on a paper strip, and on my skin it turns pungent and sour. Fortunately it didn't last very long.

 

wesleyhclark

06/12/15 05:37

Wow, that opening takes some getting used to! It almost smells like eraser... black pepper and vanilla? Is that what I'm smelling?

It dries down nicely, however. I can detect a soapy House DNA in this one, not unlike Infusion d'Homme, which I like.

I wasn't greatly impressed with the original Luna Rossa, which I found generic and boring. I cannot say that about this scent. I like it!

Once again, great bottle.

 

wesleyhclark

06/09/15 05:46

It had to happen eventually: I finally found a Declaration flanker I didn't like!

The original d'Un Soir is subtle and charming. This one is crass. That opening is pretty unbearable; I agree with the others - it ventures too far into gagging Tom Ford Black Orchid territory.

And yes, there is a bit of a candy accord at play early on. It reminded me a bit of a fragrance I can't stand - Joop!

The original is much better.

 

wesleyhclark

06/06/15 12:39

Ugh! I like vanilla and I like (most) musk; I think it's the amber that's the deal-breaker here for me.

 

wesleyhclark

06/06/15 08:49

One of the relatively few accurate grapefruit scents out there. Sadly, on me it disappears very quickly. It becomes a very subtle skin scent (nearly gone) in about an hour. A pity!

This is really unisex; men could wear this easily.

Nice bottle!

 

wesleyhclark

06/05/15 18:59

Well, it's bold - I have to give it points for that! But that huge incense note is a real turn off for me. On my skin, incense-heavy fragrances I have tried just smell... weird. There is only one exception: Tom Ford Sahara Noir.

I couldn't live with this scent coming at me all day.

 

wesleyhclark

06/02/15 04:52

For the life of me, I don't know why this fragrance gets so much attention. It goes on smelling of pineapple - and if you're lucky you also get a smoke note. I did with a previous sample but I didn't with the present sample. I guess this is what's at the heart of the whole Aventus batch variation controversy.

At any rate, on me it dries down to a boring sweet/fruity thing. Also, it doesn't last. And it doesn't seem to project.

I'm convinced, when it comes to nude emperors, this is the one with its junk hanging out.

 

wesleyhclark

06/01/15 08:57

A nice orange scent with an additional zing of ginger. I like it... but longevity and sillage is pretty bad on me. I get an hour, tops, with this.

Oakmoss? In this? I don't detect any!

It's a pity it's so timid.

Actually, when I first put it on the very light white flower floral aspect of it reminded me of Eau Sauvage, except with orange instead of lemon. But Eau Sauvage lasts longer.

 

wesleyhclark

05/30/15 21:15

Is this the stuff that's being marketed now as "Signature?" Looks like the very same bottle and both are oud scents.

Anyway, a sales assistant at a Nordstrom begged and petitioned me not to walk away from the Bond No. 9 counter before I sniffed this on a paper strip. So I did. What gives? I could barely smell anything at all and so I told her this.

So she gave a sniff herself and her face betrayed her - there was nothing there. So she muttered something about it being light and changed the subject.

A weird experience. Did we get a Bond bottle full of perfumer's alcohol?

BTW, the Nordstrom at the Pentagon Center in Northern Virginia has WAY too many sales assistants. They won't leave you alone.

 

wesleyhclark

05/30/15 21:04

Pfaw. Mass market, predictable, unoriginal and not at all interesting. A tester was sitting near the cash registers at a T.J. Maxx with a Mont Blanc Legend tester. They smelled almost identical on paper.

 

wesleyhclark

05/18/15 04:39

Wow, this stuff has a punch!

The best description I've read for the opening is "acetonic." Yes - and to my nose easily confused with a camphorous note. After a very sharp fanfare, the scent settles down to a leathery patchouli. The vetiver is there, too, but this isn't as rooty or as pungent as Guerlain's 1959 vetiver. But it is intensely green. I'm reminded of a grove of bamboo near my backyard where I grew up, but this is more of a suggestion than the same literal smell.

I suppose there's sandalwood in this mix, but it's not as prominent as the patchouli or the leather. As time moves on this becomes more balsamic and softer. Or is that the sandalwood? This one's hard to read!

This fragrance is bold and individual, and not to be blind bought. Longevity and projection are above average.

I like it!

My wife, however, declares that it's somewhat "Pine-Solly."

 

wesleyhclark

05/13/15 17:32

A somewhat weird scent on me. Lemony/peppery. Almost, but not quite, sour. Almost, but not quite, a rancid note. I don't think this one works with my skin chemistry at all.

When offered the top of my hand where I placed it, my wife simply shook her head "no" after a sniff.

 

wesleyhclark

05/13/15 05:26

The topnotes on this are wonderful, a very sharp citrus.

But... uh-oh. On my skin the lemon scent is virtually gone after about a half hour (no kidding - I timed it), replaced with a very faint and somewhat unpleasant soapy smell. No sillage unless sprayed on clothing.

I think Creed's Bois de Cedrat is still my all-time fastest evaporation king, but this one's a contender.

 

wesleyhclark

05/12/15 17:52

A generous fragrantican sent me an evaluation sample of the La Yuqawam; I own and greatly enjoy the Tuscan Leather. I put a little on the top of each hand and made a fool out of myself continually sniffing.

Observations:

These two scents, indeed, smell very similar, just as people claim. My wife, doing a comparison sniff, confirmed this. With more inspection, however, she claimed that she preferred the Tuscan Leather.

The La Yuquwam has a more pronounced berry note than does the Tom Ford product - it is right up there as a top note. Certainly, any jasmine or woody notes (listed as notes) are hard to detect among the heart or basenotes.

The Rasasi product has a bit more of a smoky cork note to it.

The Tuscan Leather lasts a lot longer on my skin; I'm guessing that the concentrations differ. The Rasasi behaves like most Eau de Toilettes on me.

Overall I prefer the Tom Ford Tuscan Leather - but would gladly wear the Rasasi product!

There is a considerable difference in cost!

 

wesleyhclark

05/11/15 08:31

Atelier joins the ranks of Hermes (Eau de Pamplemousse Rose) and Guerlain (Aqua Allegoria Pamplelune) at getting the elusive grapefruit note right! There are so many nasty, synthetic efforts to create an olfactory impression of a grapefruit out there - so full credit to Atelier.

Another reviewer called the top notes of this "hyperrealistic," and I concur. It's like squeezing a grapefruit onto yourself, which I unexpectedly found to be a nice experience.

The drydown is a gentle ambery note. The same structure as the Varvatos scents, really: a citrus top end on amber. Iris? Okay, but I don't get that.

I like it a lot! A nice scent with a real zing... This kind of scent isn't normally my thing but I can see myself wearing this on warm days.

Longevity: As usual with citrus scents, a problem. I put it on at 11 AM and it's 2:30 PM now and it's pretty much gone. I can barely smell it on my cotton tee shirt top. Pity.

 

wesleyhclark

05/10/15 05:28

Sampled via test card at a Nordstrom.

Ugh! There's that nasty, sharp, synthetic, deal-breaking grapefruit note again! Sour and unpleasant. I encounter it from time to time in other scents; it appears that few fragrances get the true olfactory signature of the grapefruit right.

No!

 

wesleyhclark

05/10/15 05:20

Urged to try this one by somebody on this page's forum, I duly visted a Nordstrom for a paper strip and a spray.

I was hoping for a sort of distant cousin to Tuscan Leather, which I like very much. Or perhaps some variation of a light white musk of the type found in Mugler Cologne. Anyway, that was the expectation.

What I got was a sort of hard-to-define collection of notes that didn't make me think of either. Worse, it didn't play well with my skin chemistry, becoming rather sour or "off." There's a note there that is just not flattering or pleasant on me.

What's more, it's very light. I'm a big guy... this is like wearing a tie made out of Kleenex. It just doesn't work.

My wife didn't like it, either. It reminded her of a cheap musk that somebody she used to know used to wear.

So... no. Not for me.

 

wesleyhclark

05/09/15 06:32

Guerlain is my favorite house. But there is no getting around it, this one is disappointing. My take on it is that it's a bit too mainstream. No WOW! factor at all. It's Guerlain merely filling a market expectation, but not redefining it or doing anything really new.

It's nice, but I don't expect or want nice from Guerlain - I expect more.

It goes on "yummy"; the almond notes are certainly there. It disappears pretty quickly on my skin. In fact, longevity is awful.

This one has me wondering, if you like almonds why not find a bottle of Givenchy Pi in a Ross and get about the same thing for less?

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Another try: My wife likes this one a lot on me. She thinks it's "yummy."

 

wesleyhclark

05/06/15 11:37

If fine fragrance is an art, this is obviously a Tijuana Bible.

 

wesleyhclark

05/04/15 07:23

After seeing this constantly suggested on this website's men's forum, I decided to pay for a sample to see what all the fuss was about. (It was less than two bucks and made my fragrancenet shipping free, so I consider myself as coming out ahead.)

I still don't know why people recommend this.

A synthetic trash heap, that's what this is. It went on smelling very generic; the top notes are undoubtedly the same-old same-old stuff you constantly smell in the mass market bottles for sale at a Ross. (I'm looking at you, Usher, Giorgio and Michael Jordan.) It then dries down to a nasty, sour smell that reminds me of nothing so much as what my daughter calls "trash juice," the liquid matter that occasionally oozes out of trash cans.

Phew! Nasty.

I'm not afraid of "dirty." After all, I love the castoreum in Antaeus and the civet in my wife's perfumes. But this isn't a well-wrought dirty in any way, shape or form. It's just... trash.

Fortunately Dirty English doesn't last. (Because it's cheap, people!) This is the one time a scrubber didn't last forever on me, and boy, am I glad.

Better yet, it's discontinued.

 

wesleyhclark

05/02/15 14:58

I'm sure there's a difference between this and au the vert (which I like), but I'd have to have them on side by side paper strips to judge.

I like this one, but, wow, is it ever light! I tried a sample on myself and it just sort of disappeared. It's way too subtle and dainty for me.

 

wesleyhclark

04/20/15 20:21

I get the oranges at the beginning, and it does have some zing, but I prefer the orange notes in Terre d'Hermes more. The drydown is similar to the A-Men gourmand. But this is not my preferred orange scent.

I prefer this to A-Men Pure Wood and A-Men, but I like Pure Malt better.

Longevity is so-so. A few hours.

 

wesleyhclark

03/30/15 09:58

A friend of mine found a vintage bottle of this and was kind enough to make me a 1 ml sample.

I'm not a fan of the top notes... it was somewhat alarming going on me. (That, "Oh, no, what am I doing?" feeling.) It struck me at first as being overwhelmingly... floral? Can that be? It then settled down into the musk note.

Sadly... I do not care for it. It just smells too dated. I'm okay with Kiehl's Musk Oil and the white musk in Mugler Cologne, but this one comes across as being just too cloying.

I don't get the tobacco note that's supposed to be in this.

I'm not especially a musk person, I am finding out.

 

wesleyhclark

03/27/15 06:16

I tried some of this in the Norway store at EPCOT; sprayed some on my arm. I didn't like it at all because it's way too floral for me.

When I got to the Italian section at EPCOT, the guy at the fragrance section sprayed the other arm with a sweep of Prada Infusion d'Homme. I bet you could smell me coming from a mile away that day.

 

wesleyhclark

02/23/15 12:25

I'm trying to figure out if Creed is telling the truth about this perfume's history.

So. Does anyone here definitively recall owning a bottle of this prior to 1975? Please PM me if this is the case.

Of course, if you owned *any* Creed fragrance prior to 1975, please also PM me.

If you *didn't* own a bottle prior to 1975 and wish only to take me to task for being a "Creed hater" or some such thing, don't bother. Same if you want to inform me that prior to 1975 they were only making scents for the rich and famous. I've heard that.

I am seeking evidence (not hearsay or copy from Creed's website) of Creed being producers of perfume prior to 1975.

 

wesleyhclark

02/18/15 12:27

Strong, gagging and unbearable. The Rose from Hell.

I got a sample of this stuff for my wife when I bought Tuscan Leather. Ugh. She can crack open the bottle downstairs and I swear, I can smell it upstairs... why can't stuff I like have that kind of sillage?

 

wesleyhclark

02/09/15 08:41

This is a curious one! It reminds me a little of Halston Z-14 and a little of Van Cleef and Arpels Tsar. Spice and cinnamon are the two notes I get most strongly - but then there's that x-factor that the incense also imparts for me. I'm never quite sure what to make of it. I can smell the pine/fir... it smells mildly Christmassy to me.

And there's a hint of floral, too. Is that the carnation note? Normally I don't like carnation - it's what spoiled Tsar for me - but here it's restrained.

A very nice scent!

Not a powerhouse like Bogart Pour Homme, which is nuclear strength. But I like the strength of this one.

I'll have to get a bottle!

A few hours later: No, I won't. That carnation-incense accord, which becomes pronounced with the passage of time, is a deal-breaker for me. As the hours passed that accord kept "coming at me" (to use my wife's phrase). A pity.

 

wesleyhclark

02/07/15 19:07

One spray and I knew it had that overused and fake-smelling grapefruit note in it. I almost always react negatively to it.

I like Spicebomb but hate this.

 

wesleyhclark

02/07/15 19:01

A very pleasant beachy scent. I wasn't a fan of the initial blast, but the drydown was quite nice. The only problem: strength. I can tell just from a paper strip that this stuff won't last on my skin at all.

For me, the king of sea scents is Outremer's Oceane and Backpacker's Cologne Big Sur, but this one could take third place.

C'mon, Jo - up the concentration!

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A wearing:

It's ephemeral and timid in the usual Jo Malone style. Like some perfumer dipped a piece of wood into a mildly salty alcohol solution and called it a perfume. No silage to speak of. Little longevity.

I like it, sort of, but it's just sort of not there on me. Yes... I can see why some might call it boring. Given the above and the Jo Malone price point, I won't be buying a bottle of this.

I'm not a fan of the House of Jo Malone, as you can see, and this one doesn't convert me any.

I see there's grapefruit listed as one of the notes. At least it's not that obnoxious, weird synthetic that gets used nowadays in place of a more convincing grapefruit note.

Sage? I don't get that at all. Sage is a note that never fails to invoke in me memories of the California coast and I don't detect that in this. The Sage King is Backpacker's Cologne Big Sur.

 

wesleyhclark

01/19/15 18:24

Leather? I don't smell any leather at all. Just an indifferent sandalwood/generic woody smell. Not impressed at all with this one.

But at least it doesn't have that weird apple pie note the original has. (James Bond/apple pie?)

No longevity.

Nice bottle, good tactile feel. I also like the mechanism that blocks the spray opening. Now put something worthwhile in it!

 

wesleyhclark

01/05/15 07:46

Meh. Aquatic, blue, somewhat sporty... doesn't last long. You could safely spill the bottle all over yourself. Very mass market, unimpressive. Not my thing at all.

Lime? Really? Okay, I guess there is some in this, but it doesn't strike me as a lime scent at all. Very synthetic.

Guerlain Homme is SO much better than this, with the same intended vibe.

I suspect that the Tommy Bahama line isn't for me at all.

 

wesleyhclark

12/30/14 07:37

Hmmmm. On my arm, yes, it is a nice, lemon meringue scent. Pleasant. My wife's verdict, however, was harsh: "lemon dish soap." And, indeed, on my neck where I sprayed, a bit of perspiration seemed to have rendered it somewhat soapy.

The jury is still out on this one.

p.s. When I first put it on, it made my wife sneeze. Not good.

 

wesleyhclark

12/28/14 21:05

My mother-in-law's favorite perfume. It smells wonderful! I can see why it's so popular for women.

But for me - not so much.

I like the powdery vanilla, but I think the incense notes are the deal-breakers for me. There's something in this that kind of hits me in the side of the head. I couldn't wear it.

 

wesleyhclark

12/28/14 09:52

After seeing "DHI" getting endlessly recommended around these parts, I finally decided to try it via a Nordstrom sample.

I can see what all the hype is about; this stuff is quite nice and one of the very few florals I am willing to wear. (Although I suppose it's really a gourmandy floral.)

The vanilla/cocoa drydown is very pleasant. And it's long-lasting! That's rare. Well done, House of Dior!

 

wesleyhclark

12/28/14 09:39

I'm not a fan. It has that nasty, unconvincing grapefruit "fresh" note that smells synthetic and somewhat sour on me.

There's nothing original or even very pleasant here. I much prefer Dior Homme Intense.

 

wesleyhclark

11/24/14 11:07

For years in stores I would spray some on myself thinking that it was classy somehow (I was subject to the marketing from my youth: "So fine a gift it's even sold in jewelry stores") and my wife would report, "I like it. It's okay." But no Mmmmmmmmmmmm from her like I got with Antaeus, Santos, Bel Ami or Tuscan Leather.

So last year I got myself a little bottle of it at a colossal discount store in North Carolina off I-95; I may have paid $3! I'm wearing it today, as it turns out.

karlovonamesti nails it: "A cheap, hollow forgettable fougere." Yeah, that's my opinion, too. I don't like it and I don't dislike it. Just sort of "meh." I have moved on.

I suppose I might say that it represents a sort of absolute minimum of acceptability for a men's fragrance. Any lower than shalt I not go.

(Actually - I can't see myself ever wearing this ever again. There are far too many better scents out there.)

 

wesleyhclark

11/06/14 08:14

An overpriced, soft, cuddly, somewhat generic floral scent with poor longevity.

It reminds me of Hermes Equipage.

Not for me.

 

wesleyhclark

11/01/14 17:21

I'm not a fan of this one... it smells faintly ike some kind of cleanser, or perhaps a laundry soap. When I sprayed it on my arm the very first thing I thought was, "This smells institutional!"

So... no.

 

wesleyhclark

10/18/14 10:57

Not bad - but not especially good, either. It begins very astringent and sharp, then settles down, more or less, to the same fougere vibe as the original Drakkar. But I'm pretty sure I prefer the original.

Longevity on me is not good; in about an hour it becomes a very subtle skin scent.

 

wesleyhclark

10/14/14 17:31

A pleasant surprise. I was prepared not to like this because I generally find Issey scents to be too vague, too watery and too faint. This one, however, isn't bad. To me it's primarily woody/peppery and more a relative of Cartier Santos Concentree than 1 Million.

I like it.

 

wesleyhclark

10/11/14 08:40

Yawnnnnnn.

Doesn't have much character or personality. Generic woody/ambery. And it's gone from my skin in about an hour or two.

But then, I didn't like the original Pasha, either.

"...freshness in green and fresh citruses, balanced perfectly with warm and cuddly aromas": How is this even remotely "noire?"

Fail.

 

wesleyhclark

10/10/14 04:50

The top notes and heart notes are pleasant enough, and this has a kind of Son of Derby/Son of Polo Green vibe going for it with additional sweet boozy notes. Nice. The basenotes begin to smell a bit cheap, synthetic and overly-familiar, however. Not a fan of those.

The real problem here is longevity and sillage, which is tragic. This stuff is just way too faint. It's still barely on my cotton shirt an hour after spraying.

So... no. If this kind of formulation is your thing try Polo Green, Derby or even Mugler Pure Malt instead. And if you're on a budget, try Tim McGraw Southern Comfort (another boozy scent that doesn't last long - but it costs less).

 

wesleyhclark

10/09/14 05:06

Inoffensive, light, safe for work - and boring. Yes, for beginners. Yes, generic. Yes, disappointing.

Soon to be found at a Ross near you.

I can understand the comparisons to Chanel Bleu; I don't care for that one, either.

Still, this one did firm up a suspicion I had: I need to avoid fragrances with pineapple notes and the great majority of the ones with grapefruit notes (exception: Hermes Pamplemousse and Rose). Those just do not work for me at all.

 

wesleyhclark

10/08/14 14:42

My wife is away for a week so I'm taking this opportunity to try certain women's scents. I don't normally like them (I am not a floral person at all), but.. what the heck.

Look - there's my wife's Guerlain Shalimar Parfum Initial sitting on the bathroom sink. One spray, that's all. It's a powdery vanilla Guerlain; I'm sure that might be good. Smells good on her. Why not? One spray.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Well. I won't ever make that mistake again.

p.s. It smells terrific on my wife, where it belongs.

 

wesleyhclark

10/08/14 14:38

At the urging of some women on the men's forum here, I tried this. (I don't normally like women's perfumes or florals.)

My wife is away for a week. I got home from work and took off my dress shirt; I could smell some of the Declaration L'Eau on it from this morning but none on my skin or tee shirt, as I suspected might be the case.

I looked at my wife's bottle of Chanel No. 5 and it looked at me. After some hesitation I sprayed one spray.

BANG! MOM. Seriously, MOM. My wife wears this all the time and she smells like my wife wearing Chanel No. 5. I wear it and I get an instant olfactory impression of my mother! At some point in my life she must have worn this - I don't remember when - but when I wear it I smell exactly like my mother.

Moral: When my daughter was a cute little four year old, she used to suck her thumb. One night, when I put her to bed, she was sucking her thumb, and I told her that that thumb was vanilla and this one - taking one thumb out of her mouth and putting in the other - was chocolate. What did she think?

She pulled the thumb out of her mouth, said, "I don't wike it," and put back in the original thumb.

Chanel No. 5 on me and smelling like my mother? I don't wike it.

 

wesleyhclark

10/06/14 10:40

It opens with that horrible, synthetic, not at all convincing grapefruit note I have smelled way too often in modern mainstream perfumery (Hermes Eau de Pamplemousse Rose gets grapefruit right - this one doesn't), and closes with an equally annoying marine scent that sours on me very quickly.

This stuff is nasty and repulsive, cheap-smelling and common. It's a cacophony of unfortunate ingredients. And, what's more, its mother dressed it funny in a silly bottle that looks like the little plastic "just being there" awards my kids used to bring home from elementary school.

Paugh.

("Haters gotta hate." Translation: "I don't agree with you." Can we please retire this phrase?)

 

wesleyhclark

10/04/14 15:18

I was prepared to like this one: I own and love Pure Malt and I also like A-Men.

The initial blast of Pure Wood is nice - I get the caramel A-Men base quite strongly. But it soon subsides and one can indeed detect wood. But the notes are very quickly experienced and disappear. It dries down to... what? I'm not sure. A indefinite sort of woody note that becomes faint pretty quickly.

I am just not impressed. Not much wood here, and there's little WOW factor. And it's way too faint - on me it becomes a skin scent very quickly.

Much better woods are found in Le Labo Chant de Bois and even Tom Ford Sahara Noir. As for Mugler, I'll stick with Pure Malt.

I don't really "hate" it, but I don't especially "like" it, either.

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Update: I wore some again, and on the second wearing the woody notes seemed more pronounced. My daughter likes it a lot on me. I still prefer Pure Malt...

 

wesleyhclark

09/12/14 20:55

After all these reviews I was really prepared to smell something, well, amazing. So I get to the Scent Bar in Los Angeles, where they have a bottle. A paper strip is dipped in and handed to me. With some wariness I raise it to my nose and... nothing. I can smell nothing. What's going on, here? So I give the strip to my wife. She, too, smells nothing. The sales assistant sniffs - nothing. Is this a joke?

 

wesleyhclark

09/11/14 19:52

Yes, indeed, this is what the California coast smells like! I used to work at Camp Pendleton (near San Onofre) when I was a Marine, and vividly remember this green, pungent, sagebrush and camphorous (eucalyptus) note. Takes me right back... very evocative.

It goes on quite strong, but then settles down. On cotton it will last for many hours - on skin, not so much.

$60/ounce? Not a bad price to revive one's twentysomething memories!

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Update: I bought a bottle. Had to have it.

 

wesleyhclark

09/11/14 05:58

It's a very nice, unusual, exotic, woody scent which opens green and mellows into my olfactory memory of the wooden items (boxes, etc.) and oils available at The Akron, a place in my home town not unlike Pier One Imports. I can see why Luca Turin - and everyone else - rates this one so highly.

It is the smell of faraway places, of jungle woods.

Alas!, it is faint. I put it on two hours ago and it is gone, even on cotton. I'd need to use a lot more than the tester I got at the Scent Bar in L.A., I think.

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A different tester: Uh-oh. After a couple of hours this one got unpleasantly soapy on me. Not so good.

 

wesleyhclark

09/02/14 05:48

The title suggests that it's an orange scent, and indeed it is. It's not a bad one - and it lasts somewhat better than average - but I don't think there's anything really special here to justify the $200+ price.

I do not smell civet - not at all.

If I want an orange scent that lasts at a reasonable price, I think I'd pick up a bottle of the justifiably popular Terre d'Hermes.

Pretty bottle.

 

wesleyhclark

09/01/14 06:48

Nothing real exciting here. It's nice and I like it... is there such a thing as a neroli soliflor? If so, this is an example of one. I don't smell anything here other than citrus (but it's a good citrus!) and an undefined "green" note. No, it doesn't last long on my skin. I didn't expect it to. It's good for an hour or so, which is pretty standard for colognes and citrus-based scents.

It does not smell like Spray and Wash, which is what the sharper and more pungent Tom Ford Neroli Portofino is for me, so this neroli is a success!

Would I buy a bottle? No. I'd opt instead for Eau Sauvage, which is a more refined and longer lasting citrus scent. Or Terre d'Hermes Eau Tres Fraiche, which has the same vibe and decent longevity.

 

wesleyhclark

08/11/14 11:33

I have a sample of the extrait, not the EdP - but I don't see it on the database.

It smells great, but on me it's all rose, powder and vanilla. Way soft - and I usually don't care for soft. This would smell wonderful on my wife and I think I'd prefer to smell it on her than on myself.

Oud? I don't get any of that at all. A slight leather note, yes, but, again, it's very soft.

I'm somewhat conflicted about Habit Rouge and its variants, I see.

 

wesleyhclark

08/07/14 05:52

When is extreme not extreme? When the word is used in the perfume industry, that's when.

I got my sample of this from the Guerlain boutique in Toronto, so I know it's legit. Problem is, it's very timid. I have a bottle of the 1959 Guerlain Vetiver that inspired this, and it is almost an all-day fragrance, even on my fragrance-neutralizing skin. It's rooty, pungent, woody, green and all around delightful. This "extreme" flanker, however, has great top notes and that's about it.

Seriously, about an hour after I sprayed it - on cotton, yet - it's essentially gone. What gives?

What a disappointment! I'll be sticking to plain old original Guerlain Vetiver, which is a masterpiece.

 

wesleyhclark

08/04/14 07:02

I first tried this one at the Guerlain Boutique in the French section of EPCOT and was won over. It's a delightful citrus and mint scent; it reminds me a bit of Dior's Eau Sauvage and a bit of Cartier Roadster - but it smells distinctively elegant and well-wrought, like a Guerlain.

However, my fragrance-absorbing skin does it again: longevity is not good unless I spray it on my cotton tee shirt top. This is the fate of all such light cologne scents on me, I am sorry to say.

So - I'll just stick with my inexpensive 4711. Same vibe, costs little, use lots.

 

wesleyhclark

07/30/14 04:48

I like the top notes! Dried fruit and incense, which to me always smells woody, so I interpret this as a fruity-woody scent. Nice!

But Pure Malt it ain't. I have a bottle of that. Pure Malt is much more complex and better.

The deal-breaker arrives as it dries down about a half hour later - then I get that all too common synthetic note that I associate with the inexpensive scents always found in Ross. It's sort of a pungent "yellow" note. I suppose it's used in perfumery to suggest tobacco. Anyway, I dislike it. It says "I'm cheap."

Projection and longevity is about the usual thing, which is to say disappointing.

 

wesleyhclark

07/26/14 16:31

"Lovers of Tuscan Leather will be enamored by this one."

Well... not quite. I vastly prefer Tuscan Leather, which smells like sheer luxury to me. This is a good leather scent - make no mistake - but it doesn't have the amazing WOW factor that TL and, to a somewhat lesser extent, Montale Aoud Leather have. Instant Mmmmmmm.

This is a very good leather scent, but I'd rather have a bottle of the Montale or, best of all, TL.

Longevity and silage are better with TL, too.

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Subsequent wearing, years later: Yep. Exactly the same response. A good leather but no WOW factor and I don't like it as much as Tuscan Leather.

 

wesleyhclark

07/26/14 16:25

Very strongly cacao, very gourmandy and very nice - if you like that sort of thing. I've decided that I do; A-Men finally sold me. (I have the Pure Malt flanker.) My wife also likes it, but thinks it a bit too soft for me; she thinks it would work better as a woman's perfume. I'm inclined to agree.

Not sure whether or not I'd buy myself a bottle of this.

It reminds me somewhat of CK Shock, only without the tobacco note.

Interesting bottle!

 

wesleyhclark

07/26/14 16:17

Tested on an arm: Will wonders never cease? I normally don't like fresh, clean light "blue"/"water" scents - but I like this one. It starts out citrusy and eventually makes its way to the mild spices of familiar Declaration territory.

That means that I still like the original Declaration (I have a bottle) and all of the flankers.

I'm not sure if I could wear this one, however. I suspect it's better on a younger guy. Longevity and silage are about average for a modern scent.

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All day wearing via a Nordstrom sample: Scratch that last part about longevity. I own a bottle of Declaration - it's one of my "go to" frags - but the longevity on this flanker is just not as good. I'll stick with the original Declaration, thank you very much.

Pretty bottle hue, though.

I prefer Terre d'Hermes Eau Tres Fraiche or Eau Sauvage for the same sort of vibe.

 

wesleyhclark

07/14/14 07:16

Like Hermes Equipage, this is one of those soft, cuddly, reassuring scents. It's... okay. Not really my thing. (Yes - we need an "indifferent" selection. I don't like this but I don't dislike it, either.) I suppose there might be a situation where I'd want to wear this - but it's not coming to mind. Sunday in a suit? I'm a hard sell when it comes to florals, even understated florals such as this.

Still, I might revisit this fragrance.

I think my favorite in this Hermes series of colognes is the d'Orange Verte.

Longevity is pretty bad unless you spray on cotton.

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Second wearing: Even on cotton it's pretty bad. I get, maybe, two hours.

 

wesleyhclark

07/05/14 14:24

Not bad. No wow factor here, but not bad. I read it as primarily as a juniper berry scent. It doesn't last very long on my skin, but you can also use the Cade bath gel, shampoo and all the other associated products to boost the scent, I suppose.

I get the impression this is good for men who don't especially care about fragrance, or for very young men.

I prefer Eau des Baux from this house. I suspect most do as well.

 

wesleyhclark

07/05/14 14:20

Very much like AdG except it seems to last somewhat longer on my skin. I'd have to do a direct comparison... they smell pretty much the same. Maybe this one has a tad more spice notes?

I think I prefer this to the original - but that's not saying a lot. I'd probably never buy a bottle of either.

 

wesleyhclark

06/17/14 05:11

Apparently most people smell orange in this, some get grapefruit, but to me it's more lemony. Whatever they are, the citrus top notes are really zingy and nice - precisely the thing you'd want on a hot, summery day. It dries down to a cedary note (the Iso E Super, I'd imagine) and a light floral base. (Wait. There's geranium in this? Geranium was what was objectionable to me with Tsar, or so I thought - but I don't detect anything here I don't like. Perhaps it wasn't the geranium after all...) A wonderful scent!

It is more reminiscent of Eau Sauvage to me than Declaration, but I suppose I'd need to try both on subsequent days to test.

An excellent summer fragrance! I think I need a bottle...

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Second test wearing (on an incredibly hot day); Yep, this is the stuff I want for days like this. This one now goes into my "want" list.

 

wesleyhclark

05/30/14 17:32

I got violet but no oakmoss; my guess is that they've eliminated it in a reformulation. Anyway, it starts with an interesting vintagy fougere vibe but, sadly, turns unbearably soapy on me. (I really dislike soapy notes.) I couldn't wear this - had to scrub.

 

wesleyhclark

05/12/14 09:31

Yet another blah, way overpriced Bond No. 9 scent. This one is woody, but is not very interesting. On me it's rather timid.

Much better to my nose is the woody incense of Tom Ford Sahara Noir or Le Labo's Chant de Bois.

Not a supporter of same sex marriage so... not a fan of the concept, either.

 

wesleyhclark

04/27/14 08:02

It doesn't smell fresh, spicy, floral, interesting, intriguing, original or even natural. It smells like a hodge-podge of synthetic notes which I suppose *could* be an apple, or mint or lavender if one exercised a suspension of disbelief. But to me it's just a jumble of unidentifiable smelly things.

It's just sort of generic and BLAH.

It could work for a very young man, I suppose; the ad video suggests that. A young man who is handsome enough or wealthy enough not to need to smell especially interesting.

 

wesleyhclark

04/17/14 05:24

I was going to wear this for a day via a sample, but I got suspicious and sprayed some on the back of my hand first. Good thing! This is a loathsome and gagging medicinal rose scent; it would have been a very long day if I had to smell this on myself for eight hours or more.

Simply put, it is the worst rose scent I have ever smelled. Way too floral, way too sickening. People write that some fragrances give them headaches... that has never happened to me, but if it could, this is probably the one to do it.

Awful.

 

wesleyhclark

04/16/14 05:51

A very timid fragrance... on me it's almost not there. It's mildly suggestive of a summer oceanside, but, sorry, it really doesn't make much of an impression.

Much more bang for the buck with the same sort of vibe can be gained with one of Guerlain's superlative L'Homme mojito fragrances. This is summer done right!

This reminds people of Creed's Silver Mountain Water - I suppose I agree. I thought that was a nebbish, indifferent fragrance as well.

 

wesleyhclark

04/15/14 06:52

This is one of the better Bond No. 9 scents I've tried; on me it's primarily a wood scent. It's not the clean pine plank note of Tom Ford Sahara Noir nor is it the strongly woodsy note of Le Labo's Chant de Bois - it's more subtle than those two. I don't detect any gin, which is probably a good thing because in the Tokyo milk gin scents it sours on my skin. I also don't detect any grapefruit - once again, probably a good thing. The only respectably real grapefruit scent I've ever smelled is Hermes' Eau de Pamplemouse Rose. The others just smell badly synthetic and common to me.

Unfortunately it's not so good with longevity. It turns into a skin scent rather quickly, and then is apparent only on cotton after a couple of hours - which causes me to question the value of this rather expensive fragrance.

The bottle is... interesting. If you like grafitti.

My Dad was from Brooklyn. I suppose, were he alive, he'd wear this simply because of that fact.

 

wesleyhclark

04/14/14 07:32

Not especially interesting or attractive.

It smells a bit like the underside of a piece of furniture I have.

Meh.

 

wesleyhclark

04/14/14 07:28

Extreme what, exactly? I pass on this one. The original or the Parfum flanker are both better than this.

 

wesleyhclark

04/14/14 07:26

It smells too common for me. But it's one of the better common smelling scents out there, if that makes any sense.

 

wesleyhclark

04/14/14 07:21

Sort of a vanilla, citrus, floral kind of thing. I like it, and I'd wear it, but if my olfactory memory is correct, I think I prefer plain old Habit Rouge - which I struggled to understand.

The drydown on this is all Guerlain... Which is to say, elegant and first-class.

 

wesleyhclark

04/08/14 21:12

The citrus top notes started out with some promise, but it quickly turned into that nasty synthetic blandness I have smelled too often elsewhere.

Scrubber.

 

wesleyhclark

04/03/14 05:06

Somewhat suspicious of this house, I tried this on my wrist before spraying the sample all over myself and having to live with it a for a day. I'm very glad I did! That generic clean fresh note smells just like a dozen other fragrances I have tried. There is nothing interesting or unique in this at all. Boring. I'm giving my sample away.

 

wesleyhclark

04/02/14 17:30

The girl at Sephora assured me that this is a unisex scent when she made up the sample. It isn't, not at all.

It's a white flower scent - and a mediocre one at that. There are any number of better white flower/tuberose fragrances: Chanel #5, Alien, and Amarige spring to mind... this is way too flowery for my use. By the way, as other reviewers have pointed out, there is no discernable green notes in this green bottle.

Fortunately, longevity and sillage aren't all that great, so I didn't have to live with this for long.

I must confess a certain degree of bias against this perfume house and its politically correct, sloganized concept fragrances. How come no "I (Heart) High Taxes" or "I (Heart) the Nanny State?"

 

wesleyhclark

04/01/14 04:51

Spraying this on myself I was immediately taken back to an impression of the flowery powders (Here's My Heart? Topaze? I forget.) my mother used to buy from Avon when I was a small child. At the risk of insult to describe exactly what I mean, this therefore smells old-ladyish to me. I can see how others might describe this as "elegant" on a gentleman, but this just isn't for me at all. Too fussy.

Another problem: Unlike all other fragrances I have sprayed on myself after shaving, this one burned my neck. There is apparently something in here that my skin has a mild reaction to.

If I have to wear something powdery I much prefer Royal Copenhagen Cologne.

 

wesleyhclark

03/31/14 11:15

I like this one! The nutmeat note isn't as obnoxious as Parfumerie Generale's Praline de Santal, it's subdued and pleasant, and the rest of the gourmand mix makes for a nice drydown. (I think I get somewhat more leather than chocolate, however. I just barely smell the coffee notes.)

Given that, at first, I didn't care for gourmands I've obviously come a long way in liking this one. It's persuasive.

The bottle is pleasant to hold, too.

 

wesleyhclark

03/29/14 20:24

I didn't smell any wood - I just smelled a fresh note that is common in too many fragrances. This is uninteresting and boring. Also - it didn't last very long on my arm. I am not impressed.

 

wesleyhclark

03/29/14 20:15

Eucalyptus? Really? I'm from Southern California and I used to play among eucalyptus trees and leaves all the time when I was a kid. I know very well what they smell like, and I detected none in this. On me this was a very subtle, mild incense note and that's about it. It's barely there, it doesn't project and it doesn't last long.

I was really underwhelmed.

 

wesleyhclark

03/23/14 14:33

Smelled on a paper strip: I can't make up my mind whether or not I like this. It's very herbal - a cousin to Pino Sylvestre. I need to wear this for a day to decide.

It does smell vintagey... I like that.

 

wesleyhclark

03/23/14 14:24

Intensely green - awful. The Patchouli from Hell. It reminds me of grass. Since grass makes me itch, this is not a good fragrance for me at all.

Scrubber!

 

wesleyhclark

03/23/14 14:21

Whoa! WAY too rosy and floral for me! I didn't see this coming at all, from an Aramis. I don't get oakmoss, or civit or anything else - just flowers.

 

wesleyhclark

03/04/14 07:55

I got a sample of this and it stood out for two reasons: 1.) It's made in Ireland, and 2.) It's sold in Hallmark stores in the U.S.

It's... nice. Yes, it is evocative of the breezy, salty sea. This supposedly has oakmoss in it, but, nahhh. I don't detect that at all. For me it is a linear sea smell.

But of all the oceanics/aquatics I've tried, I still like Outremer's French-made "Oceane" best, which is available (in the U.S.) in Anthopologie stores for a pittance. ($18 large bottle, $10 small bottle.)

Oceane also wins the sillage and longevity award.

NOTE: It has now been about four hours since I applied this, and the basenote on my cotton tee shirt has turned decidedly nasty. Oceane doesn't do that. I am changing this from "like" to "dislike."

 

wesleyhclark

02/28/14 04:54

I like it - the top notes are very fresh, citrusy and nice - but the basenotes just don't last. This scent is gone in about an hour, even on cotton. (And I'm not playing that Creed Aventus "If you can't smell it it must be olfactory fatigue" game.)

If it comes to a summery, beach-invoking boozy scent, I am far more impressed with Guerlain l'Homme, Guerlain l'Homme Intense and Guerlain l'Homme l'Eau Boisee. Those mojito scents have the same summery, beachy vibes and last far longer.

The cost differential gives the win to Guerlain.

 

wesleyhclark

02/27/14 06:27

Extreme? Really? This reminds me of Inigo Montoya's celebrated quote in "The Princess Bride": "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

The original Tom Ford for Men was promising, but ridiculously faint and timid. One would suppose that for an "extreme" flanker Ford organized a focus group or two, learned that his original stuff evaporated to nothingness in an hour or so and decided that a stronger juice would be a marketable idea. Hence, "extreme."

But no. As is stated elswhere here by other reviewers, this stuff is also timid and has little longevity and no sillage.

A pity.

It reminds me of one of those Gucci scents, faintly leathery. It's nice - but it really doesn't justify its cost - or the word "extreme."

 

wesleyhclark

02/26/14 05:34

Nasty, gagging and loathsome. That chocolate-patchouli-incense-orchid accord is Satan-spawned. Nauseating.

 

wesleyhclark

02/25/14 07:27

While at JR, the big discount place alongside I-95 in North Carolina, I smelled this on a paper strip for the first time.

I have been avoiding the Copenhagen line for no good reason, really. I have it in my head that they probably smell badly dated and are fit only for older men who have gone to seed, or do not possess the mental dexterity to try something else after a few decades of dedicated use. (You know, you've seen old men wearing vinyl shoes. Those guys.) And, besides, this stuff is blue. Experience teaches me again and again that I don't like scents for men which are blue.

And doesn't the Royal Copenhagen line have a rather bad reputation among perfumistos and perfumistas?

But, hey. It's... kind of nice. Very soft, very powdery. I suppose merely spraying a liquid baby powder on myself is not advisable, but... I need to give this a better try.

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Tried on wrist: Wow - liquid vanilla baby powder! I like this, but I'd probably never wear it. It smells too much like baby powder. It's in the same category as the cuddly Hermes Equipage, the soft Hermes Narcisse Bleu and Avon Wild Country, which smells not wild but like baby wipes.

 

wesleyhclark

02/11/14 05:29

I'm greatly impressed with the Guerlain Homme and Guerlain Homme Intense versions, so it stands to reason I like this as well. It's the same mint-lime-rum mix as the other two but with a bit more vetiver notes, which means it's greener and somewhat more pungently woody on the top. Quite nice! I got my bottle in the winter, and it's great now - but I'm sure this will really shine as a summer/hot weather scent.

A Guerlain masterpiece!

Come to think about it - have I encountered a Guerlain that I haven't liked? I don't think so...

 

wesleyhclark

02/10/14 13:44

Pfew, scrubber!

In the past decades I have gotten good at being able to judge whether or not I'd like a film just by the cast, plot, advertising, etc. I'm beginning to attain that ability with fragrances. I put off trying Nautica scents because I suspected I wouldn't like them. I couldn't be more accurate with this one! On me it smells pissy and cheap. (My daughter agrees: cheap.)

I can't imagine any man that this would smell good on.

And the usual law applies: Because I hate it, longevity seems to be excellent.

 

wesleyhclark

02/10/14 07:57

Nothing to become maniacal about, but not bad. It doesn't strike me as being especially unique or individual, and went on smelling somewhat mass market and uninteresting. The key is in the drydown, when it eventually arrives at a nice, understated woodsy note. At least it does on my skin.

This is one of those countless "safe for office" scents which I normally scorn. But on me it smells calculatedly pleasant, like one of those Jack Black "Mark" scents.

I wouldn't run out and buy a bottle, but I wouldn't spurn one, either.

No sillage to speak of, longevity is a few hours.

 

wesleyhclark

02/08/14 19:58

This is an odd one; I sprayed it on my wrist but had a difficult time detecting it from my skin. It almost seems like it replicates my skin to some extent. There seemed to be no real scent here, other than a somewhat shabby and faded patchouli of some variety.

Whatever it costs, it's not worth it to me. It just doesn't stand out as a separate fragrance from my skin - as odd as that sounds.

I didn't detect any strong citrus notes.

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Worn for a day: My initial impression was correct. This is yet another one of those Bvlgari scents that pretty much just isn't there. It's too timid to make much of an impression on me. On spraying I can detect the faintest of citrus notes, then it pretty much just disappears until the long term scent arrives, which is a rather blah aquatic - and that only on cotton, not skin.

So... I say no to Bvlgari's copper hockey puck.

 

wesleyhclark

02/08/14 19:55

It's blue, it smells generically blue in a crowded genre, nothing new here for me.

 

wesleyhclark

02/08/14 09:01

A delightful scent that is a perfect olfactory impression of oranges. I don't know if these are, in fact, oranges from Capri, but they don't smell like oranges from Florida, so I'm buying the whole Italian pitch. This stuff is great!

Sadly, like 90% of all the fragrances I try these days (and almost 100% of the citrus-based ones) it lasts a hour or two then, pow, it's gone, like the clutch on a Fiat.

Caramel basenotes? No... I don't get any caramel basenotes.

 

wesleyhclark

02/07/14 20:40

I was looking for the suede notes, but all I really got was a sort of sour, pungent note on my skin right away with this one. My wife thought it smelled cheap on me.

Original Stetson is much better.

 

wesleyhclark

02/07/14 07:11

This is a subtle orange scent. It doesn't knock you off your feet with the full force and weight of a sunny orange grove like Acqua di Parma Blu Mediterraneo Arancia di Capri, and it doesn't linger as a note like Terre d'Hermes. It also doesn't have an ambery orange haze like a Varvatos fragrance. On me this juice is about half orange and half cedar - and sadly, timid and faint. It seems to disappear quickly on my skin and remains as an elusive note on cotton.

So... I like it. But if I'm in the mood for orange-cedar I'd select the Terre d'Hermes variation, which is apparently strengthened by vetiver. (It's worth noting that, like this, TdH also has a cedar note - the Iso E Super.)

My wife, when queried, made a "Meh" face after leaning over for a sniff.

 

wesleyhclark

01/30/14 04:59

I don't drink, so I don't know what a Mojhito is or what it tastes like, but I know that I greatly like this fragrance! It is a delightfully fresh citrus and mint scent that smells very good on me, indeed. It's a nice break away from the heavy leathers and animalics I normally favor. An excellent warm weather fragrance that also works in cold weather. (I am testing it on a very cold day, indeed.)

I also like the Intense flanker, but I'm not sure which I like better. I'd have to smell them side by side. But Guerlain does it once again. This stuff is heavenly. I want a bottle!

Note: I detect nothing animalic or peppery in it at all. For me it is a bright citrus-mint-vetiver scent.

 

wesleyhclark

01/24/14 04:47

At first I detected really nice woodsy notes that became smoky/leathery/piney - very pleasant! Promising! However, this phase lasted for all of about a half hour, then it got faint. I'm writing just over an hour after I sprayed it on, and I can barely smell it on my shirt. This stuff doesn't even last on fabric, let alone skin.

Bottega Veneta: I barely knew ye!

As another reviewer wrote, this has tragically bad projection and longevity. It's yet another timid fragrance in a market saturated with fragrances that don't project and don't last. Punch up the concentration a bit and maybe we'll have something to work with...

 

wesleyhclark

01/17/14 04:45

I find this blah and forgettable. It goes on smelling vaguely spicy/gourmandy and just sort of barely exists, leaving not much of an impression. Timid, unimpressive and overpriced. Is it "safe for work?" Yes. Very much so. In fact, corporations could issue it to employees.

And come on... the juice color... an albino noir?

 

wesleyhclark

01/11/14 16:15

I really dislike that apple note - it smells cheap and unconvincing. Boring... the usual thing... blue... not for me. Smells like a generic body gel.

 

wesleyhclark

01/11/14 16:10

Unoriginal, mass market and smells like a hundred other fragrances. I don't like it at all, and my wife made a stink face when she smelled it.

 

wesleyhclark

01/08/14 09:42

Well... I like the bottle. I was in the Marines... sure, I'll try it. Where does one find this stuff? It's not in the National Museum of the Marine Corps (Quantico, VA) gift shop, where one might expect it to be. So if not there, then where?

 

wesleyhclark

12/26/13 20:50

No getting around it: this and Tuscan Leather smell very much alike. (And they are both first cousins to Montal's Aoud Leather.)

But this is way overpriced, compared to Tuscan Leather which is merely overpriced.

The stuff smells great, however. Fantastic. $375/bottle great? No.

 

wesleyhclark

12/26/13 07:34

I read this mostly as a patchouli scent with a little oakmoss. Longevity is, indeed, poor. I suspect this will be a much more successful scent for the spring or summer than in the dead of winter.

It's kind of blah; it doesn't really stand out from the crowd.

It was a blind buy - in fact, a Christmas present. I won't do a blind buy ever again, so this was probably worth the money.

I "like" it - but just barely.

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I traded this and some Halston 1-12 I didn't like for some vintage Antaeus. MUCH better. No more blind buys!

 

wesleyhclark

12/20/13 05:13

From 2013:

Hey, the Seventies called: they want their aromatic fougeres back!

This stuff, in addition to having a pretentious name, is badly dated. Think disco. Yes, it smells like Drakkar Noir. (But I actually like current formulation Drakkar.)

In a word, this is obnoxious. Up to this point I thought that, being a 57 year old guy, I'd like just about any fragrance for men from my youth. Wrong.

When I was more or less freshly sprayed and walking around like Pepe LePew this morning, a guy plunked himself down in the seat next to me on the Metro. I wanted to turn to him and say, "Do you want to reconsider? You'll be sorry."

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Fast forward to 2020. In "Perfumes - The Guide (2018)" Luca Turin writes, "...still unsurpassed in my experience as the worst-ever masculine." Hahahaha!

 

wesleyhclark

12/19/13 11:11

Hideous. It has that awful, screechy, fake grapefruit note I hate amid a din of clean/fresh stuff. People smell musk, sandalwood and cedar in this? I certainly don't.

Scrubber.

 

wesleyhclark

12/19/13 11:07

I love Quorum, so I tried this one. Yes - it goes on smelling pleasantly like Quorum, but then quickly goes horribly astray with the geranium and carnation floral notes. (I don't like carnation at all.)

Scrubber.

 

wesleyhclark

12/15/13 06:45

Smelled on a paper strip: Nice, but somewhat indifferent. It didn't make much of an impression on me. My take on what I've smelled from these newer Tom Ford scents in the smoky bottles is that Tobacco Oud is the star, but I need to wear a sample of this for a day.

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Update

I'm not sure I get this one at all. It's just kind of... BLAH. It doesn't smell woody to my nose as much as it smells faintly of tobacco notes. It doesn't seem to evolve much, either - it seems quite linear. One reviewer detected a sort of coconut oil... I'm almost getting that, but this really doesn't smell like anything I'm familiar with. As for an oud scent, okay, this smells like a first or second cousin to a bottle of oud attar I once smelled, but, once again, it doesn't strike me as remarkable in any way.

This is not one of the stars of the Tom Ford line up as far as I'm concerned. I like Tobacco Vanille, Oud Tobacco, Tuscan Leather and Italian Cypress best.

Oud Wood seems to have little sillage on me and longevity is disappointing.

 

wesleyhclark

12/15/13 06:41

Smelled on a paper strip: My first take was that, 1.) Tom Ford seems to do tobacco scents well (Tobacco Vanille is great), and 2.) He managed to avoid the nasty medicinal note that oud scents sometimes have. I need to wear a sample of this for a day.

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Update wearing sample:

Mmmmmmmmm. In attempting to figure out what fragrances I like I've developed what I call my "Mmmmmm Test." It is simply this: Spray on. Wait. Smell skin and shirt. If you spontaneously go "Mmmmmmm" you have a winner. If you do not, try again.

I got my Tom Ford Tobacco Oud sample from - where else? - Nordstrom. It was Mmmmmmm at first sniff. This is a wonderfully evocative tobacco scent, more suggestive of a cigar than pipe tobacco, I think. It is fairly strong and linear. If there is a change over time it is that the tobacco notes fade a bit and the oud becomes apparent.

But I'll be honest: I write this not knowing precisely what oud smells like! As I have smelled it in many fragrances it varies to the point to almost unrecognizability. But I will say this: the oud in this Tom Ford scent is not the nasty cough medicine note that it is in vintage M7. (Thank goodness.) And it's also not the rotting wood note found in oud attar.

No, what we get here is something that reminds me of my favorite tobacco scent, the now sadly discontinued Monotheme Tabaco Latino (not on the fragrantica database). A deep and sweet cigar note. Very nice. I don't know to what extent the (almost certainly synthetic) oud influences the overall presentation - but this is great stuff.

And - sigh - as usual with Tom Ford fragrances, it's overpriced. What I'd rather do is find an old bottle of Tabaco Latino. Anybody got some they hate and simply cannot abide having on their bathroom shelf?

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Update: I found a bottle of Monotheme (Mavive) Tabaco Latino for sale on amazon and got a bottle. TOBACCO HEAVEN. This is the stuff! Beats Aramis Havane, Mugler Pure Havane, Tabac, the two Tom Ford scents listed above and CK Shock.

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Update: I sprayed some of this on my arm and it was coming at me for the next couple of hours. Strong and loud tobacco. I like this less than the first time I tried it. Not sure I could live with it

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Another sample wearing: I love this one, and now I fully appreciate the whiskey notes, but do I need it? I've decided: No. It doesn't do any tobacco things for me that Tabaco Latino doesn't do.

 

wesleyhclark

12/09/13 11:35

Like Guerlain Heritage, this is one of the great sandalwood scents. Very woody and yet... it's also delicious, like a gourmand. I get a nutmeatty, praline note from it. Very, very nice.

Longevity on me isn't bad - about four hours. Not much sillage. And I don't smell roses, either. But perhaps they're in there playing an invisible part. A success!

 

wesleyhclark

12/07/13 16:22

I've smelled some faint and timid scents before, but this one takes first prize! My wife could barely smell anything and neither could I. It barely has a scent.

Essentially - this is perfumer's alcohol. That's it.

Okay, perfume industry: are you done atoning for the 70's and 80's yet? Can we go back to fragrances which actually have some smell, longevity and sillage again?

 

wesleyhclark

12/07/13 16:17

This is not a bad scent, but compared to Guerlain's Vetiver (1959), it's a disappointment. It just doesn't have that zingy vetiver pungent brightness. In fact, on me it smells more like a vanilla scent or a gourmand than it does anything green.

I am increasingly finding out that Luca Turin is correct: Guerlain's is the reference vetiver.

 

wesleyhclark

12/07/13 15:58

When I was a kid I remember lime scents for men smelled wonderful; they smelled like you had just sliced one open. This does not. It smells more like a gently limed soap, or even a bit like key lime pie. In other words, there's something getting in the way of the citric freshness. There's no slap.

Longevity is not good - on my skin it's gone in under an hour. (Not unlike the bottle of Royall Bay Rhum I once had.) And silage on me is non-existent.

So... no.

 

wesleyhclark

12/05/13 10:16

Just sort of sweet and indiscernable. To quote Luca Turin about some other fragrance, about the only thing one can say for this is that it has a smell.

If you want a musk, please bypass this and get Kiehl's.

 

wesleyhclark

12/05/13 10:11

Is there leather in this? Not that I can smell. In fact, I'm having a difficult time picking out any real notes in this. It's just sort of generically "masculine." Kind of ambery. Boring. Projection is poor, and as for longevity, it becomes weak pretty quickly.

"This rebellious scent..." Haw! Hahahahaha!

 

wesleyhclark

12/03/13 12:19

It goes on smelling sweet like a cake, which is kind of nice. Then, after about twenty minutes, there's a period when it begins to sour a bit on my skin, then mellows out acceptably. All this in about an hour. Poor longevity, no sillage. Another one of those modern frags that has me wondering, "What's the point?"

Green is my favorite color so I must admit to liking the bottle and the simple typeface!

 

wesleyhclark

12/03/13 12:15

All I get out of this is a very subtle mint of no sillage and poor longevity. (It's almost entirely gone from my arm in about a half hour.) This stuff is okay, I suppose, but I might just as well spill some mouthwash on myself and let it dry. So... dislike because, what's the point?

 

wesleyhclark

12/03/13 10:44

It starts out nice, with a mildly leather note that reminded me of some Gucci scents. Masculine and deep.

Then, after about an hour, that miserable apple note takes over. At least I *think* it's an apple note, or, probably more accurately, the aroma molecule that's intended to be an apple note. But to me it smells synthetic and unnatural. I've smelled it before in too many other scents and I just don't like it. So that ruins this fragrance for me.

 

wesleyhclark

12/02/13 16:32

Earlier this year I hated A-Men. Then it grew on me, and I got to like it. So I wasn't sure what I'd get from this. I see it talked about a lot on the fragrantica forum - almost always in a good sense - so I gave it a try.

I like it! Love it, even! Actually, I think I prefer it to A-Men. Yes... it's malty/woody with a bit of the A-Men caramel base. (Or am I just imagining this, since it isn't listed as a note?) It's an unusual scent, but a good one. I don't get any pronounced fruit notes, which is all to the good since I don't care for fruity scents.

I think I shall get a bottle someday!

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Update: I got a bottle of this for Christmas! It's wonderful... a lovely boozy/woody/peaty/caramel fragrance. My favorite gourmand scent by far! What's more, everyone I've asked likes it on me.

Longevity is about average for scents these days: a few hours. This is this scent's biggest drawback.

 

wesleyhclark

12/02/13 16:25

"Beau," my foot. It's Mal. Pungent, sour and nasty. I gave it a half hour before scrubbing it off.

 

wesleyhclark

12/02/13 05:58

Is this the Tuscan Leather beater/alternative? Well... perhaps. As the numerical scores on the user-perceived notes suggest, this could be considered a berry-leather scent while Tuscan Leather is a leather-berry scent. Charles Street is sweeter. It goes on with an interesting, boozy, berry liqueur note that lasts for only a few moments - very interesting. And I like the subtle coffee note.

A winner!

But. Truth to tell? I prefer Tuscan Leather.

 

wesleyhclark

11/29/13 05:59

It's claimed to be for women but is really unisex, I think. It's meant to invoke the smells of the circus: hay, candy apple, caramel. Does it? I have no idea; I've never been to a circus. It's sweet and very odd, I'll give it that. The notes are hard to place. Is that a sweet leather I'm getting? Or a slightly woody caramel? I like it - but probably not enough to buy it.

 

wesleyhclark

11/27/13 05:01

I told luckyscents that I was interested in a fragrance that suggested a campfire, and they told me about this one. So I bought a sample. Yep - campfire it is! Smoke and wood. Since I love the smell of a campfire I quite like this one.

I see one of the basenotes is described as incense, and to my nose it smells like the same clean wood/pine plank smell I detect in Tom Ford Sahara Noir and Tauer 02 L'Air du desert Marocain. (To Catholics it smells like Mass, to me it smells like pine plank.) This fragrance goes on very smoky but after about an hour the main note is this one.

I barely detect a tobacco scent and for me there is no whiskey note.

My wife hates it, and gives it the same verdict she gives to the smoky notes in Encre Noire: "Dirty ashtrays at Grandma and Tony's!"

 

wesleyhclark

11/26/13 04:49

It's amazing how a perfumer of talent can take the usual suspects - bergamot, amber, cinnamon, pepper, lavender, cloves - and create something that stands head and shoulders above the usual crowd containing exactly the same ingredients!

Simply put, this is one of the best, if not THE best, spicy men's fragrances I have ever smelled. Wonderful.

Yes, it is somewhat reminiscent of Creed Bois du Portugal and, yes, some of the notes are like the ones in Chanel Pour Monsieur Concentree (which I wear and love). And yes, this can be considered an upmarket Old Spice. But so what? I love it!

UPDATE: I bought a bottle. This stuff is wonderful. I can see why Luca Turin wore it for ten years.

 

wesleyhclark

11/25/13 06:37

My search for the perfect leather fragrance continues with a wearing of the very well-regarded Knize Ten. I like how it says "Toilet Water" on the label.

I'm not sure I like it. I certainly don't understand it! The reviewers who don't like it claim this has a public washroom and oily leather jacket vibe, and I get that. That is to say that there's some institutional cleaner notes in here which suggest a public washroom. There is a mildly skanky note to this stuff that's throwing the whole fragrance off for me.

OR, conversely, it can also smell vintagey, old school and and elegant.

This was reportedly worn by James Dean and David Niven - which captures the dichotomy of this fragrance nicely.

It doesn't pass my Mmmmm test. (That is, after a while putting my nose to where I sprayed it and going Mmmmm.) So I won't be buying a bottle.

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Well, on a visit to the Scent Bar in Los Angeles I did buy a small bottle. But with it on my hand and repeatedly sniffing, I realized that I couldn't live with this stuff and returned it for a Shay and Blue leather scent. So my experimentation with this famous scent is over. No. Done. I don't like it at all.

 

wesleyhclark

11/07/13 11:53

It smells too much like the pine trees people hang from their rear-view windows, or the stuff in the can you spray on artificial Christmas trees. It's kind of crass. Needs more oakmoss or herbs, maybe. A little less literal representation, a little more art is what's called for.

Pino Silvestre does a much better job with the pine idea; so does Tom Ford Italian Cypress and D&G Anthology L'Amoureux #6.

Still, it doesn't jam a pine tree up your nostrils like Slumberhouse Norne, so that's something.

 

wesleyhclark

11/07/13 11:48

Not a fan of the violet notes, here. I like the way they're modulated in Dior Fahrenheit, but not with this one. I guess it's the spice-violet mix which leaves me cold. Not for me.

 

wesleyhclark

10/25/13 05:00

I'd be able to tell the difference between this and the regular classic Colonia if I were to smell them side by side, but my memory of them is that they are similar. Both are wonderful citrus colognes in the grand old fashion. This is quite nice.

Perhaps there is a more prominent rose note in this than usual.

As was noted elsewhere, this one seems to last like an EdT, at least on clothing.

 

wesleyhclark

10/24/13 05:55

I've seen this recommended so often on this page's forum that I had to smell it.

It's... softly ambery. That's all I read. I need to try it again to really appreciate and understand it.

Longevity on my skin is mediocre.

I really like the bottle!

Bvlgari Black?!? Really? I don't get that at all. BB smells like rubber, then nothing. This is much better than that!

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Okay, I tried another shot on my arm. It's vaguely gourmandy; I must be getting the Tonka bean note. I don't smell much leather in this one, and it smells somewhat citrusy/bright. This one is hard to figure!

 

wesleyhclark

10/23/13 16:34

I was curious to see if this would smell like a cousin to Aramis (which I don't like); it doesn't. I sprayed it on paper and within an hour after getting home it was mostly gone. I need to test it on skin to really appreciate it

Longevity isn't promising.

 

wesleyhclark

10/23/13 16:31

Pissy-lemony-aldehydic. Not good. I'm fairly sure what I smelled was the reformulated stuff.

 

wesleyhclark

10/23/13 16:28

I got a vintage bottle of this (marked cologne - made in the US) at a yard sale. It goes on smelling like Lemon Pledge, strident and nasty. My wife thinks it smells like Scrubbing Bubbles. The basenotes are mainly okay, but there are some clunkers in there.

In preparation for a day's wearing I put some on my wrist. No - I do not think I can endure this on myself all day.

It has a skunky, sour off-note that reminds me of Paul Sebastian Fine Cologne (YUCK) or a sweaty old man. I rarely use this term because I like most old scents, but this stuff smells dated.

"Swept floor": Hahaha! Yes, it smells like that as well.

I'm glad I only paid 75 cents for the bottle!

UPDATE: I gave it away.

 

wesleyhclark

10/23/13 16:20

I liked the initial orange blast but not the impermanence of the scent, which only existed on my cotton shirt after about a half hour. Poor longevity. I was hoping the amber would extend the experience, but it didn't.

My daughter and wife both agreed: "Too citrusy."

 

wesleyhclark

10/23/13 16:17

What a disappointment this was! After seeing it continually suggested in the "Club" postings I was hoping for something good. What I got instead on my arm was an initial blast of interesting mildly skanky notes, followed by a drydown of some nasty, overused synthetic chemical smell. This is an oud scent? Nahhhh.

The whole thing disappeared within an hour.

It has been discontinued in the Juicy stores in the U.S. No big loss.

 

wesleyhclark

10/19/13 18:13

It's... okay. An indifferent scent, not bad. It didn't make much of an impression on me for either good or bad. I guess I like it.

 

wesleyhclark

10/16/13 11:46

It goes on pleasantly citrusy but then takes a wrong turn down a chemical back alley and smells really synthetic.

 

wesleyhclark

10/16/13 11:43

Bleah. A watery-fruity thing. At first it smells like some fruit spill you might wipe up from a kitchen counter, then it turns synthetic and chemical.

 

wesleyhclark

10/16/13 11:33

Nasty, cheap-smelling and unoriginal. It covers all the bases.

The bottle is nice to hold, however. Nice tactile quality.

 

wesleyhclark

10/16/13 11:25

I was already a Guerlain admirer, but this one further cements the relationship! A nice lime-minty-rum-cedar concoction which smells very good indeed on my skin. A great summer scent, but it also takes me places in the winter.

I want a bottle!

 

wesleyhclark

10/16/13 11:14

Goes on interestingly spicy, but on my skin there's a nasty sour note that takes over for a while. Then it settles down to a very mild leather mixed with a cheap, synthetic note I smell way too often in modern perfumery.

No. Scrub, scrub.

 

wesleyhclark

10/16/13 11:07

A nice lemon scent, but, golly, on my skin it was gone in a half hour. No lie. $300+ ? No.

 

wesleyhclark

10/12/13 16:20

Smells soapy, like a powdered detergent. Not a fan of this at any price.

 

wesleyhclark

10/10/13 07:41

A perfectly-conceived and executed product turned into a joke.

Encre Noire is not about "sport." It's like Porsche coming out with an SUV (which, by the way, I call the Porsche Bandwagon): "Let's jump on this trend, whether it fits the product's concept or not!"

Bad idea, Lalique.

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I suppose I'll smell it when it comes out, but it's not something I'm looking forward to. I am indifferent to this bit of marketing.

 

wesleyhclark

10/08/13 11:56

This one is in the clean/fresh segment of the olfactory spectrum, with a sort of metallic sharpness. I don't care for it; I think the Southern Blend flanker is more my style of the Tim McGraws.

 

wesleyhclark

10/08/13 11:51

The shock for me was that I liked this! I had low expectations - Calvin Klein scents are generally not favorites - and the spray paint graffiti on the bottle didn't suggest a quality mix, but, as is sometimes the case, the juice triumphs over the marketing.

This is nothing more nor less than a decent tobacco/gourmand scent. You can get a 100 ml bottle at a Ross for $25.

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I bought a bottle. My wife isn't a fan, but I like it. At first it's very gourmandy, then it turns into a pretty good tobacco scent. Once again, a surprise considering the bottle and how it's marketed.

Longevity is not especially good - at about the two hour point this stuff starts disappearing - even on a cotton tee shirt. As always, one gets what one pays for.

 

wesleyhclark

10/08/13 04:57

One of the most timid fragrances I have tried so far; it barely registers on me at all - and that's with spraying a healthy amount on cotton! It seems to be taking the industry's current passion for faint scents to a new extreme.

Perhaps it's just as well... if they cranked up the concentration level it would smell undistinguished and conventional. It smells like a leather jacket and perhaps some lavender from about a mile away, caught on the briefest of breezes.

Don't bother. If you have to have a Gucci scent, get the inifinitely better Pour Homme II.

 

wesleyhclark

10/07/13 05:10

Citrus and a bit of cedar wood... It's not bad, but it's not especially good, either. An indifferent scent; not distinctive at all. I think it's really designed for a younger guy.

Problem: After some hours that overly-familiar and nastily synthetic smelling citrus aroma molecule comes to the fore - bleah. That ruins it for me.

 

wesleyhclark

10/05/13 12:38

Timid and nondescript. To me it has an indifferent, not well defined gourmand note that doesn't project.

 

wesleyhclark

09/30/13 05:54

Bandit is a well-known women's perfume that celebrated perfume reviewer Luca Turin claims is butch enough for a man to wear. And it is. It's a mossy, dirty chypre... it's okay. I like it. However, I find it rather soft despite its well-known skankiness.

I prefer Estee Lauder Azuree Pure, which people claim Bandit reminds them of. That's the one for me, I think.

Aramis? People think this reminds them of Aramis? I don't see that at all!

Note: My favorite leather scent is Tom Ford Tuscan Leather - but in cold weather Elsha works very well, too.

I wish I could get my florals-only wife to wear this...

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Tried it again on a paper strip. This stuff is the Oakmoss Queen! I'm liking it more and more.

 

wesleyhclark

09/29/13 15:55

This isn't the worse scrubber I've ever tried (that would be Paul Sebastian Fine Cologne) but it's not far from it.

Holy Mackerel! On me it opens with an intense cat pee/bitter pungency and dries with an overbearing jasmine soapiness. I could only take so much of it before I ran into the bathroom and scrubbed my arm down with soap and water.

Wow. Haven't had that kind of response in a while!

 

wesleyhclark

09/26/13 18:25

Paugh. Synthetic and cheap - it smells like a hundred other poorly-composed fragrances. Somebody called it piss on a haystack; that's pretty accurate. This stuff is awful. I totally don't understand the love for it.

A scrubber.

 

wesleyhclark

09/25/13 18:04

Smelled good going on but after about twenty minutes it began to take on a pissy, acrid, sour note on my arm.

Surprise! After a few hours everything sort of modulated and that edge went away and it smelled good. But, no, I can't deal with that middle section.

I don't care for this, and it reinforces my opinion that most "sport" scents aren't for me.

 

wesleyhclark

09/25/13 07:19

At first I thought this was mainly a tobacco scent, but, yes, I can detect the black tea in it now. A nice mix of both. The best Gucci fragrance for me - I like this stuff.

Also, in addition to Outremer Oceane, one of my favorite blue-colored fragrances. (Those tend to be clean/fresh/sporty/acquatic, which I don't care for.)

Sits close to the skin on me, like 95% of the stuff I try.

The bottle has a very nice heft - feels solid. Good work, there!

My wife did a prolonged Mmmmmmm when she smelled it on me. She doesn't do that very often. Maybe I should get a bottle of this, huh?

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Second wearing: I like this stuff even more. For a recent scent, it's unusual. Not the same old thing at all. Lasts on my skin, too - a notable feat for a newer fragrance.

 

wesleyhclark

09/24/13 09:34

I like the way this one smells simultaneously like violets, (synthetic) oud and incense without any one of the notes predominating with a sort of smoky suggestion overall; a skilled blend! I'm also happy to note that the medicinal note that synthetic oud can take on (YSL M7) is absent from this creation.

It's not quite my thing, but I like this one better than the Fahrenheit original... Very pleasant and very wearable with good longevity.

 

wesleyhclark

09/21/13 17:39

Well named, this is a very bright fragrance (but not as bright as Egoiste Platinum) - but I don't care for it. Smells clean/fresh/sporty. Not my thing.

 

wesleyhclark

09/21/13 17:09

I tried this on an arm. Interesting, but I'm not sure whether or not I like it! Given all these reviews I'm surprised that I'm indifferent to it - but I am.

I need to wear this for a day.

 

wesleyhclark

09/21/13 17:04

I wanted to like this one, and I liked the top notes. It smelled great going on! But after about 30-40 minutes on me the whole thing heads south and turns sour. Scrubber.

 

wesleyhclark

09/10/13 04:53

Not bad, but not original at all. It starts out with citrus and becomes woody, like a million other scents. Inoffensive, understated, safe for work. But I think I'd rather wear one of the Jack Black "Mark" scents, which seem to be the best of the inoffensive-understated-safe for work legion.

In terms of this being a vetiver scent, Guerlain Vetiver and Encre Noire are light years better.

 

wesleyhclark

09/09/13 04:27

Nasty and cheap. It goes on promisingly enough, but after about twenty minutes it dries down to a synthetic note I have smelled before in poorly wrought scents that represents nothing in nature I am familiar with. The basenotes are mildly sour, mildewy and awful; it smells like I've splashed some kind of - I don't know - commercial fabric cleaner on myself.

 

wesleyhclark

09/05/13 05:18

As gourmand (food) scents go, it's not bad upon a first spraying. It has cinnamon-apple notes with a hint of cocoa.

But what kills the deal for me is that, after about an hour, as it wears down it begins to smell cheap and common.

 

wesleyhclark

09/04/13 05:21

Not very impressive. It's an overly subtle and undistinguished woody/spicy thing. I can smell it every now and then during the day, but it's too common, too little, too seldom.

Unobtrusive, inoffensive - boring.

And, a side note: I am now convinced that the term "noir" in perfumery means nothing. It's a marketing gimmick.

Interesting bottle, however...

 

wesleyhclark

08/26/13 10:45

Calvin and I don't normally get along, but this one is well wrought and suits me. It's spicy/dirty... there's a touch of Estee Lauder Azuree Pure in this one. At first I thought it was a bit oakmossy or animalic, but, no, it's something else. What am I smelling? The musk or patchouli? I don't know... but I like it. It has an austere, understated vibe. It smells mature but not old, vintage but not dated.

A good fragrance... but the only thing that keeps me from loving it instead of merely liking it is that it turns mildly soapy after an hour or so.

 

wesleyhclark

08/18/13 05:20

A straight up traditional cologne that, on me, lasts about ten or twenty minutes. It's nice - but it's nothing spectacular and I agree with the reviewer who suggested that Guerlain du Coq is a better deal. So is Acqua di Parma's Colonia.

 

wesleyhclark

08/17/13 17:24

A warm ambery scent my wife likes but, alas, I do not. It reminds me too much of John Varvatos Platinum, a sample of which got on my nerves during the day. This will, too.

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Second wearing: This is probably the highest quality amber scent I have ever smelled - and now I get the white chocolate notes... very nice.

But... no. I just can't accommodate myself to amber scents, even good ones. I'd probably love them on other people, but I don't enjoy smelling it on myself.

 

wesleyhclark

08/09/13 19:36

I don't care for this. It smells too much like too many other scents. Generically woody, generically sweet apple, generically spicy. I'm really not smelling any artfulness, here.

However, that being said I suspect this might make a suitable starter scent for a very young man...

My son-in-law has a bottle of this. I bet it works for him a lot better than it would for me!

 

wesleyhclark

08/07/13 19:15

The first time I tried this I couldn't smell much. As it's not in a spray bottle I simply wasn't getting enough on myself to judge. So I revisited.

Essentially, it's pine sawdust with, if I'm not mistaken, some Iso E Super (with its very mild cedar note that can also be interpreted as warm skin in flannel). As is noted elsewhere on the web, it mildly resembles Terre d'Hermes. It might be a cross of Tom Ford Sahara Noir (pine) and Terre d'Hermes (cedar).

It doesn't project much...

It's not bad - but it's not exceptional, either.

 

wesleyhclark

08/07/13 11:53

A wonderful, deeply aromatic scent - the oud puts it over the top and lends a woody, ever so slightly medicinal (but medicinal in a good way) note. But I'm not sure whether I like this more as a leather scent or as an oud scent - it's both at the same time. A skilful mix and one of the best oud scents I've ever tried.

Yes, it reminds me of Tuscan Leather.

 

wesleyhclark

08/07/13 11:47

I dislike the foody/camphorous basenotes to this one. A pity, since it smelled pretty good going on...

 

wesleyhclark

08/01/13 04:40

Now THIS is a good musk! I well remember the musk-mania of the 1970's - a female friend of mine used to wear it heavily - and I always thought it smelled great. But for some reason I haven't smelled anything as good since until I smelled this stuff on paper.

I need to get a sample for a test wearing for a day. I don't have any musks in my collection of fragrances; I think this will be the one.

Worn on my wrist: Initial opinion confirmed - this is a great musk! Good longevity - and is only forty some odd bucks for a bottle.

Update: I got a sample to wear and it's as good as I thought it would be. A very pleasant, animalic-but-civilized musk. Nobody will think you've just tramped in from a week with the animals with this. The best on the market. The only downside is that my wife smells it and thinks it's soapy, or like an ingredient in a detergent. (They put musks in detergents sometimes, don't they?)

Sillage on me is that it's a skin scent, like just about everything else I've tried.

 

wesleyhclark

07/31/13 09:52

An undistinguished clean/bright/fresh fragrance. Not my thing at all.

 

wesleyhclark

07/26/13 10:00

Yet another nasty, sour-smelling Tokyo Milk fragrance. I don't know if it's my skin with some kind of reaction or if it's the scent itself, but this house and I are not a successful pairing.

 

wesleyhclark

07/20/13 20:19

I liked the boozy rum top notes - which were gone all too quickly. The rest of it... I wasn't a fan. I didn't like the fruity notes at all.

My wife sniffed me and made a face.

And with those simple lines I dismiss this much-loved frag. Sorry.

 

wesleyhclark

07/17/13 18:28

That opening was pretty fierce, but I didn't get citrus out of it. I was mentally taken back to when I worked maintenance jobs at Lockheed Aircraft. This smelled like some kind of solvent I used to use. (Methyl ethyl ketone, perhaps.)

Then it turns into a strong, hideous, sickening floral... by then I realized that I'd had enough.

Scrubber.

This stuff is expensive? Hm. I have learned that the worst fragrances aren't the cheapest ones and the best fragrances aren't the most expensive ones.

 

wesleyhclark

07/17/13 09:54

Scrubber! Starts out okay but then turns sour and unpleasant.

Yes, it does smell like cat pee.

 

wesleyhclark

07/16/13 19:18

A very nice leather scent; I can barely detect the pine notes. I could wear this, easily. Along with Havana, my favorites of the Aramis line.

Sadly, my wife made a stink face when I offered my arm - which means I won't be wearing it.

 

wesleyhclark

07/16/13 13:37

On me this is sickeningly sweet, or, to be precise, a rather cloying citrus/sweet note. It's unique, I'll give it that. I have yet to smell anything quite like it. But it's not for me at all.

When I offered my wrist, my wife made a stink face.

 

wesleyhclark

07/16/13 04:48

What's not to like? It's a refreshing citrus scent that lasts for more than an hour. Very nice - especially on hot days.

Weird bottle and ad campaign, however. C'mon, Armani, what's so dramatic about a citrus scent?

(What's not to like? I just answered my own question when I saw what they're asking for it. Overpriced!)

 

wesleyhclark

07/15/13 19:19

It's okay. Mildly cedar/woodsy. Obviously, it didn't make much of an impression on me.

Second wearing: Okay, I now like this stuff. It's a clean wood smell somewhere between pine boards and pencil shavings. It's not quite like opening a cedar chest or box, but it's not far from it. It's casual, wearable and pleasant. One of the better woody scents I've tried.

Third wearing: I guess I need to get down to an Anthropologie and get a bottle - assuming it's still available...

 

wesleyhclark

07/14/13 06:19

I don't smell any citrus or sugar, just a nondescript food smell that is not especially pleasant. The only way I can describe this on my skin is that it smells like the very last dregs of a cup of coffee that had a lot of creamer in it. I don't like this at all.

 

wesleyhclark

07/13/13 19:11

A floral for men? Either there's something wrong with my nose or my sample didn't really have this in it. I didn't get the floral notes at all - to me it is primarily musky/animalic. Something's wrong, here! Maybe the perfume went "off."

 

wesleyhclark

07/12/13 04:26

I see that nobody else yet has drawn the comparison, but I will: this smells very much like Tom Ford's Sahara Noir. (That is, Sahara Noir smells like this since this is the earlier launch.)

It's got the very same incense note that reminds Catholics of mass but makes me think of nothing so much as a clean, dry pine plank. (I'm not Catholic so I don't get the reference.) For me this is very woody. Actually, it takes me right back to junior high wood shop class.

My nose doesn't detect much difference between the two scents... I suppose if I had them sprayed side by side on paper strips it would be a different matter.

That being said - I like this!

 

wesleyhclark

07/11/13 04:15

An odd and somewhat disconcerting scent. On me it is mostly all nutmeat - far more praline than santal. (Will I be pursued by squirrels?) Any woody notes are very subtle. It represents a interesting change of pace for the gourmand scent lover, but since I am not one of those, this isn't for me.

Still, as I've tried a sequence of boring, unoriginal scents recently, I have to give the house credit for originality!

 

wesleyhclark

07/10/13 09:36

NICE. My favorite Tokyo Milk thus far. I like the engagingly woody scent, the skull and crossbones on the back of the bottle and the modest price. Successful all around!

Well...not quite. Longevity isn't great.

(Like Bvlgari Black? Rubbery? Never! Isn't it funny how we all read scents differently?)

 

wesleyhclark

07/10/13 04:33

Very mildly coconut or woody. It's hard to tell because this is so timid.

It's boring, has no longevity at all (it's gone on me within an hour) and no sillage. To quote Luca Turin about another fragrance, about the most you can say for this is that it has a smell.

Why are there so many of these glutting up the market?

 

wesleyhclark

07/09/13 07:03

Yep, it goes on smelling like cake and dries down to a mild coconut scent. You only get this for about an hour or so, then it's gone.

I'm not a fan of sweet gourmand scents, and this one doesn't make a believer out of me.

 

wesleyhclark

07/09/13 04:47

My favorite of the Burberrys I have tried thus far.

This is primarily a tobacco scent, but one could be forgiven for also detecting it as a woody scent - for me the woody notes make somewhat more of an impression than the tobacco notes.

This reminds me of Tom Ford's Sahara Noir, which has a nice pine plank/cut wood/sawdust note to it. (Others think it smells like the incense used in a Catholic mass.)

A nice scent! Sadly, longevity is bad. On me it's gone in a couple of hours; I can just barely smell it on my cotton tee shirt after then. Sillage is pretty low, too.

A note about that distinctive Burberry plaid or tartan used to cover this bottle: at a Trademark Expo in Alexandria, VA, where the Patent and Trademark Office is located, I once chatted with a Burberry representative. She said that the company calls it a Burberry "cheque," and that they not only hold a Trademark on it for the tan and black color scheme, but also for any other colors used in that particular pattern. So perhaps someday you may see a Burberry Green, Red or Pink flanker.

 

wesleyhclark

07/08/13 07:01

At last! A Bvlgari scent I like! I knew there had to be one.

This one smells like an Hermes, which is hardly surprising since it's one of (Hermes head perfumer) Jean-Claude Ellena's characteristic light, transparent constructions.

I get the tea smell and I get the green notes... and it's also a wee bit floral as well. A good, summery scent, quite nice.

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Second wearing: It's awfully light. Seems I have to use a lot to make it "register."

 

wesleyhclark

07/06/13 11:46

A woody/clean fragrance that is like many other scents out there. I've smelled this or something very like it before and didn't care for it then, either. The usual thing with the usual sour basenotes.

The most remarkable aspect of this fragrance is the name - which I find to be a mere marketing ploy.

 

wesleyhclark

07/05/13 10:54

Opens with a sharp citrus scent which quickly moves to a woody, light mossy smell. Not bad at all!

 

wesleyhclark

07/05/13 10:52

No gin, no rosewater. Just an awful sour/metallic smell.

A scrubber!

 

wesleyhclark

07/02/13 21:54

I found this one in the men's store in my university's bookstore; it's the only fragrance they sell! $20 a bottle! My friend's grandfather wore this so I bought him a bottle. I'm told it's something of a favorite among a certain class of men in Utah...

It's a nice, creamy leather scent - same as it always was, apparently. It compares favorably, I think, with Chanel's Cuir de Russie (which I find too floral) and Hermes' Bel Ami - that's how good this is. What's more, it lasts a lot longer. It is absolutely not one of those reformulated into nothingness scents. On my wrist I can spray it and seven hours later it's still there - this is rare for me. It's built with good, old-fashioned longevity.

I agree with the reviewer who stated that Elsha 1776 decanted into an expensive bottle with fancier labeling, etc. would make a great showing.

I have decanted some from the splash bottle into an atomizer - it goes on better that way.

The only con: It gets unbearably soapy after a few hours in summer heat. So this is definitely not a warm weather scent. Cold weather only - fall and winter. Maybe sweat spoils it? I don't know. But it wears MUCH better when it's cold.

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Update: This is really a marvelous winter fragrance. (It's been an unusually cold winter.) The more I use it, the happier I am with it. Longevity is old school great, and in cold weather it smells just delightful.

 

wesleyhclark

07/02/13 09:06

It seems to be more or less the same orange and amber scent that forms the base notes for the tenth anniversary edition, except without that nasty opening blast. I do not detect much leather or cinnamon here, mostly amber. My wife likes it more than I do. I think it's okay, if a tiny bit cloying.

It lasts! Good longevity. I've gotten 12+ hours on my tee shirt.

 

wesleyhclark

07/01/13 22:01

A good, wearable leather scent. The very first time I smelled it, it reminded me a bit of Chanel Antaeus - but it's less complicated. Longevity is good, sillage isn't, particularly.

 

wesleyhclark

07/01/13 21:59

I'm not normally a fan of Calvin Klein scents; I also like CK One Shock, but that's it. This one, however, is not bad! It's green - a synthetic green, but, overall, a wearable scent with (on me, with my scent-eating skin) good longevity. What's especially notable about it is that it's light and transparent in the style of a Jean-Claude Ellena-designed Hermes scent.

This is really a warm weather fragrance. It seems to come alive when it's hot. When it's cold, it just sort of - sullenly lurks.

My son wears it - fortunately for me he has two bottles and gave me one!

 

wesleyhclark

06/26/13 13:45

Aquatic - yes, it does indeed smell like the ocean. Nice, inexpensive. Lasts longer than the Bath and Body Works ocean scent. I bought myself a little bottle for the summer.

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A later wearing: For what it claims to do, what it does and how little it costs, it's probably the best fragrance made. As the title suggests, it is a straight up ocean ("marine") scent. When I sprayed it on my chest this morning it was a perfect olfactory representation of being slapped in the chest by a cold wave. A total success. Made in France. You can get a small bottle at an Anthropologie store for $10 U.S.; a larger one is $18.

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Update: For me, this is primarily a warm weather fragrance. When it's warm it invokes the ocean. When it's cold it smells indistinctly floral, not so much oceanic.

 

wesleyhclark

06/25/13 12:01

I could have sworn this was a screechy ginger, but I don't see ginger in the notes. Whatever it was, it was searing my nasal passages.

Scrubber.

 

wesleyhclark

06/25/13 11:58

It went on smelling okay but then, after about a half hour, that patchouli/vetiver/cannabis note (I'm not entirely certain which or all) started to really get on my nerves.

Scrubber!

 

wesleyhclark

06/25/13 04:49

Normally I don't like Armani scents, but this one's not bad. It's a mildly sweet gourmand scent, claimed to be woody, but I'm not getting that as much as the tonka bean and vanilla. Nothing really special, but nice.

 

wesleyhclark

06/24/13 14:05

It went on with a pleasant, if somewhat strong, leathery scent and then became unbearably soapy after about an hour. Not the leather scent I'm looking for - not at all.

 

wesleyhclark

06/24/13 05:17

Generic woodsy. I don't find this scent in any way unique or interesting - it's very mild and timid - and longevity is awful. On my skin it's gone within the hour.

 

wesleyhclark

06/23/13 20:18

Well, it's unique, I'll give it that!

Fruity, sweet gourmand. Major kitchen smell. It's complex, yes... and I'm not sure I'm getting all the notes. But it's just too much food for me. If I wear a gourmand (not a genre I really like) I want it more spare than this. I smell like a fruit cake.

 

wesleyhclark

06/23/13 13:29

Strongly citrus, and it does indeed last better than Voyage EDT. I barely get the spice note, and I don't smell cardamom at all. But this is a very nice fragrance.

I do have a peeve about this, however... You have to pay more money to get a Voyage citrus scent that lasts more than an hour or so? Why not simply make the fragrance work at the EdT concentration?

It's kind of like buying a car with a two gallon gas tank. You have to pay more for the model with the twelve gallon gas tank so you can actually go places.

 

wesleyhclark

06/23/13 13:26

It's okay - but I still prefer Creed Royal Oud the best of all the oud scents I've tried.

 

wesleyhclark

06/23/13 13:20

I'm not a fan of Armani fragrances, but this one smells pretty good on a test card. I'll have to try it on skin... so this isn't a review, it's a placeholder.

 

wesleyhclark

06/23/13 11:35

I wasn't at all impressed with the top notes or the heart notes on this - they seemed pretty generic - but the basenotes smell sour on my paper card.

I don't see what all the praise is about.

 

wesleyhclark

06/23/13 11:30

"It took twenty years to make this new launch by Sisley..."

It did? WHY? It begins with a mildly citrus note and proceeds to an odd, indifferent milky basenote. Hardly earth-shattering.

Not impressed.

 

wesleyhclark

06/23/13 11:25

Meh.

A cleanish cotton sheet smell that you can find just about anywhere else for far less.

I am totally unimpressed with this one.

 

wesleyhclark

06/23/13 11:22

I keep smelling this to try to figure out the love for it. To me it smells utterly BLAH. Not really woody, not really spicy, not really citrus - there are no notes here I like. It's a smell. That's about the best I can say for it.

 

wesleyhclark

06/23/13 11:17

This is Encre Noir - except the Encre Noir lasts a lot longer and costs far less.

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Sample wearing for a day: Count me as really unimpressed. It smells fine going on, but, really, it's Encre Noire with major longevity and silage problems.

 

wesleyhclark

06/23/13 11:14

On me this is awful, just awful. I smell like some kind of sweet baked product: buttery, foody - just a horrible note. This is the most expensive scrubber I have yet to try on my arm!

I can't smell any oud, either.

 

wesleyhclark

06/23/13 11:05

What a disappointment this was!

I was prepared to like it based on my reading about it, but when I finally tried it on my arm I was put off by how thoroughly feminine and flowery the top notes are. It takes about a half hour for it to dry to the basenotes, which remind me powerfully of Estee Lauder Azuree Pure. (Which is, by the way, $44 at Macy's.)

Sadly, this is almost gone off my arm in about an hour - the same cannot be said for the Lauder product, which lasts for hours and hours.

I'd wear the Estee Lauder product except that it smells just a little too feminine. (My wife disagrees.) But it's way more butch than this is!

I suspect my desire for a quality leather fragrance will result in the purchase of a bottle of Hermes Bel Ami.

 

wesleyhclark

06/23/13 05:03

I sprayed at bit of this on my arm at a Sears (!). I suspect that some reviewers will claim it's a dated, old school scent - and I couldn't really disagree. Problem is I don't remember what notes it had. As I recall it was a woody/spicy.

I suspect that if you like and wear, say, Aramis, you might like this.

 

wesleyhclark

06/22/13 20:25

Smelled on a paper strip: Has the same hideous aromatic notes as Aramis, which it resembles. I couldn't wear it.

 

wesleyhclark

06/22/13 14:47

The top notes elude me, but it dried down to something that reminds me very strongly of sweet milk. Or is it the power of suggestion? ("Tokyo Milk.")

This is an odd one!

 

wesleyhclark

06/22/13 14:39

Wild, indeed, and very green. The minute I smelled this it reminded me very strongly of a vacant lot in Los Angeles where me and my childhood friend Jimmy used to play. The lot was full of weeds and grasses, and more often than not we'd come home dirty smelling just like this.

That being said, I wouldn't want to wear it as a fragrance.

 

wesleyhclark

06/22/13 14:35

This has the very same citrus opening and what Luca Turin calls a "hissy steam iron" aroma molecule and light white musk basenote in common with Mugler Cologne. It reminds me very strongly of that successful fragrance.

So - you can pay more for this (it was $140 retail where I saw it) or simply get the Mugler Cologne for less than half the price.

 

wesleyhclark

06/22/13 06:18

Same-o same-o trendy gourmand scent. If you want to smell reminiscent of a chocolate bar, go for it. Undistinguished, unoriginal. Not for me.

 

wesleyhclark

06/21/13 06:40

A generic sort of woody/spicy scent that smells just fine on my skin for the first hour or two, but the scent molecule that persists on my cotton tee shirt is a mildly nasty lemony/clean scent that, for me, ruins its use.

Nothing unusual about this, no WOW factor. So not for me.

 

wesleyhclark

06/20/13 14:30

I sprayed some of this on my arm today. Is this really what sandalwood smells like? For some reason the note is SO much more appealing in Guerlain Heritage...

Longevity is good. Not sure I liked this scent, however.

 

wesleyhclark

06/20/13 14:11

I don't like the usual trendy clean/fresh notes I'm detecting; I've smelled them way too often and so it doesn't interest me here. I agree with the reviewer who stated that the notes don't resemble the smell - they don't to me, either.

"Noir?" How is this noir?

 

wesleyhclark

06/19/13 15:44

I'm wondering if this is a bad batch issue, a tester bottle gone bad or just a joke. (But the reviews preceding mine suggest that it isn't an isolated bad tester.)

What I got was an unbelievably vile opening blast, very animalic. It's the famous Guerlin Jicky vomit/fecal/cat urine note times twenty. "Off the chart pungent" in the words of one reviewer, indeed. Then - nothing. Or almost noting. A faint orange-amber note of no projection but good longevity remains. I didn't mind it but my friend whom I tried it on tells me it has the cat urine smell to him.

If that was the celebratory anniversary fragrance, I wonder what the party was like. Happy anniversary!

 

wesleyhclark

06/18/13 17:22

The opening is a wonderfully accurate citrus smell; it was almost like I split open a fruit upon my arm. A very convincing olfactory impression. Then it just sort of turned into a fruity mess that did not mix well with my skin.

I don't care for fruity scents and this doesn't convert me.

Interesting bottle, though.

 

wesleyhclark

06/18/13 09:57

A rapidly evaporating citrus; I don't even get a half hour on my skin. I like it but I haven't bought any because I wonder what the point is. When I want to be refreshed I open a can of Diet Coke and lay under a ceiling fan - I'm positive that works better than splashing my face with smelly water and trying to psych myself out that I feel cooler.

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Bought a bottle anyway. It's not pricey at all and smells great for summer. Besides - I need more summer scents. And I just like the idea of having something formulated in 1792, okay?

 

wesleyhclark

06/18/13 09:49

First cousin to Avon Wild County, second cousin to Stetson.

A soft, powdery, barbershoppy vanilla scent. It doesn't last long at all and stays close to the skin. It smells... cheap.

It's funny... thirty years ago or so I thought this stuff was desirable. How far I've come. Well... at least you get the nice Art Deco label and bottle.

 

wesleyhclark

06/18/13 04:10

This smells more or less like you spilled a Starbucks product upon yourself. In other words, it has a mild, creamy, coffee note. It's okay... nice. It doesn't project much, however. The bottle is meant to excite the imaginations of modern twentysomethings: it looks vaguely like an mp3 player.

Former boybander Justin Timberlake was selected as the face of the ad campaign; be still my beating heart.

From the ad copy, about the bottle: "It is made of milky glass, with cafalonium frame and rubber button to press." As near as I can tell from a google search, cafalonium (if it exists at all) simply means "plastic" and the button doesn't do anything.

Play!

 

wesleyhclark

06/17/13 11:08

A clinker-built Viking long boat pulls out of the fjord, bent for pillage and conquest. NORNE!

Merciful HEAVENS, this stuff is strong! I've yet to classify a fragrance as being "headache-inducing," but this comes close. I put less than a drop on my wrist and that was driving me nuts. Scrub, scrub, scrub.

A tall blond man, his beard in braids, sharpens his battle-axe. NORNE!

It's unbearably coniferous and makes me think of institutional use compounds rather than perfumery. It reminds me of some industrial grade pine-scented degreaser I once had to work with when I was a maintenance worker at Lockheed. My wife took one sniff and issued her verdict: "Vicks Vapo-Rub" (picking up on the camphorous notes, obviously).

The monks scatter as the berserkers emerge from the ship, plug their guitars into the amps and begin playing. It's loud, hate-filled and obnoxious. It's NORNE!

Not safe for work, certainly not a safe blind buy and since this stuff is greenish-black like the goo issuing from Woden's wounded eye, probably not safe to be sprayed upon clothing, either.

NORNE!

Unless I was dressed as a pine tree for some Halloween party I'd never ever wear it, but, actually, I have a use for Norne. Climb into the infrastructure where the heating/air conditioning system is located at some concert hall just before the orchestra plays a piece by Sibelius - preferably "Tapiola" op. 112 - and dump a few milliliters onto the filters to invoke the terrifyingly endless northwoods of Finland.

NORNE!

 

wesleyhclark

06/15/13 08:21

Nice, but not very interesting. For me it's a generic sort of woodsy/spicy/green smell. "Safe for work" and, no, it won't offend anyone.

It's better than the Bvlgari and Gucci generically woodsy/spicy fragrances I have tried, I'll give it that. But I won't be running out to buy a bottle of it.

Speaking of the bottle, what's with that clear plastic washer at the top? Odd.

 

wesleyhclark

06/14/13 12:17

I didn't think I'd like this and wasn't fast enough to halt the young woman from putting it on a paper strip. I'm glad - it was a pleasant surprise. Yep, it's a cherry blossom, and if I could render the smell as a color it would be the very pale pink of the trees around the Tidal Basin in D.C. for an all-too-short week or so every March or April.

A nice scent. More of a body spray than a formal perfume, but, whatever. Spritzy spritz spritz.

 

wesleyhclark

06/14/13 12:13

I've smelled a number of variations upon a vanilla scent, and this is yet another: CRASS vanilla. Or NASTY VANILLA. Or even THE VANILLA FROM HELL.

But it fits in well with the Lush house aesthetic. (This is not an endorsement.)

Awful stuff. I don't think I'd even spray this on my worst enemy. There would be too much danger of his slugging me in response, and then I might get some transferred onto my clothing, or, worse, body.

 

wesleyhclark

06/14/13 12:08

I was far more captivated with the Art Nouveau bottle than with the scent.

 

wesleyhclark

06/14/13 12:04

Yep. it's citrus, all right. It's somewhat boring, but you could certainly pay a lot more and do worse.

I agree with the reviewer who said that it's not really a perfume, but more of a body mist - putting us firmly in Bath and Body Works territory.

 

wesleyhclark

06/14/13 12:02

I'm not a big fan of lavender, but this stuff is okay. Not at all blow-you-away good, but wearable. As others have noted, it has an old school feel to it (Guerlain Lite?) and is presentable.

Now that I think about it, it beats many of the larger, more better known house's current offerings for men. (I'm looking at you, Bvlgari, Calvin Klein and YSL.)

After a tour of L'Occitane's scents I came away concluding that the best of the lot was Eau des Baux, which is unique. But this is good.

 

wesleyhclark

06/14/13 11:53

Skank, not bug. Skank.

A "protest perfume," indeed. I would strongly protest if my wife were to find within her a sudden desire to smell like this.

Here's what Bug smells like: When I was a twelve year old living in Los Angeles in 1968, my best friend Jimmy lived just off of Sunset Boulevard more or less behind the Egyptian Theater. He lived in a rather shabby apartment with his mother and grandmother. Next door to him was an even shabbier apartment building recently vacated by some hippies. They left the door open one day and we went inside to explore.

Within was old dog food, newspapers flung about, a cigarette and full ashtray smell, 1950's Mad magazines, patchouli oil, discarded tee shirts and the flotsam and jetsam of drug use. The place smelled like Lush Bug. It was such an objectionable odor that we didn't even take the old Mad magazines.

Yeah, it's different. But so was Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music" - who listens to it? Yeah, it's avant garde. But so is Yoko Ono - how many multi-CD sets of her music does anyone own?

 

wesleyhclark

06/14/13 11:44

You know that animated youtube character Annoying Orange? (Basically, an orange with a face superimposed thereupon.) This is his scent. It is crass and in your face, which seems to be very much the Lush house style.

And this is one of the *better* ones...

My guess is that these Lush Gorilla perfumes would ideally suit an edgy young woman with spiky hair and a sort of early 1980's Joan Jett persona. Or, conversely, a matron with a the-hell-with-you attitude who is badly in need of sensible style advice. There seems to be no subtlety to these scents at all.

 

wesleyhclark

06/14/13 11:37

Apparently the talkers and bards of the Beat Era ate a lot of barbeque sauce, because that's what I get off of this stuff: straight up barbeque sauce. For hours. It doesn't develop into anything else any more than a side of pork can unbarbeque itself.

No, thanks.

 

wesleyhclark

06/14/13 08:21

A legendary fragrance!

It starts out decidedly nasty, with the infamous animalic Guerlain cat pee/vomit/fecal note. I am not certain why Aimee Guerlain designed this into it. The French have entirely different aesthetic ideas about scents than do Anglo-Saxons. But - be patient! - it soon develops into a lavender/vanilla/powder accord, which is sometimes called "barbershoppy."

I'm not a big fan of it. There are other Guerlains I like better (Heritage, Bois d"Armenie), and I do not especially like lavender scents, which I consider dandyish. It ain't me. But I tried this on as a sort of historical experience. It's like saying you're interested in classical music but have never heard Beethoven's Ninth... you have to hear it. Likewise, if you say you're interested in fragrances you have to try Jicky.

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Second wearing: It's growing on me. I like lavender scents more now than I did a year ago...

 

wesleyhclark

06/13/13 19:14

Wore it on my arm; I'm not impressed with it at all. A nebbish fragrance.

 

wesleyhclark

06/13/13 19:12

Luca Turin describes this as a "best feminine for men," but, no. It's too feminine and reminds me too much of my wife's Joy.

It smells great, however.... bet it's wonderful on her! So I filled a little Nordstrom sample bottle to take home to find out.

 

wesleyhclark

06/13/13 19:09

Not a bad scent, but not quite my thing. My wife likes it on me, but I think it smells too much like some food I can't place - and I really don't care for gourmands. Not much longevity.

Second try: I am indifferent to this one. Not for me.

 

wesleyhclark

06/13/13 19:06

I kept seeing this recommended by reviewers whose opinions I respected, and so I became curious as to why. Having sprayed some on my arm, now I know.

It's a lovely, unusual scent. At first spray it smelled like a coconutty suntan oil (or am I being persuaded by the look of the bottle, which looks like it contains suntan oil?), and took on what I thought were some camphor or eucalyptus notes, which must have been the incense. Finally it dried down to a nice vanilla. A very clever take on a vanilla scent!

My wife likes it on me, too, but we both agree that, at first, it's Coppertone.

 

wesleyhclark

06/13/13 18:59

I wasn't immediately impressed with this upon a spraying on a card - too feminine, too floral, not woodsy enough - but some hours later it smells quite nice.

However... having tried this, the Tom Ford oud, the Jo Malone oud and the Creed oud, I still like Creed Royal Oud the best.

 

wesleyhclark

06/13/13 04:57

A timid tobacco note. It's boring.

It doesn't last long and it doesn't project.

 

wesleyhclark

06/12/13 05:37

It goes on citrusy and dries down mildly sweet and somewhat rosy. It's boring - like any number of other mass market fragrances for men. I agree with benzippo: "...this is just another safe composition in tried and tested safe territory."

295 reviewers think this smells like Chanel Allure Homme Sport? Good - then I don't have to bother with that one.

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Second wearing: I'm struck by just how much the citrus notes predominate, which makes this an acceptable warm weather scent. But, other than that - it's still boring.

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Third wearing: Okay, I like it somewhat better. But it's really not my thing and I'll probably never buy a bottle. Still... I can recommend it for others...

 

wesleyhclark

06/11/13 04:27

It went on with a woody/spicy note, so I thought that's what I was getting. (Oh, no - another boring generic woody/spicy scent.) But then it morphed into a vanilla fragrance, which was a mild surprise akin to learning that your aunt is now playing bingo across town rather than where she was.

 

wesleyhclark

06/10/13 04:52

I'm not a fan of this one at all; it smells like some food combination I wouldn't want to eat. (I should mention that I am not fond of gourmand scents - and this one doesn't convert me.) The notes are sort of an unharmonious mess - I get the feeling that perhaps the lavender is in the way, or is souring things.

I much prefer HiM.

 

wesleyhclark

06/08/13 13:02

Dihydromyrcenol scrubber.

 

wesleyhclark

06/08/13 06:11

I find this absolutely undistinguished - it's generic and boring. And I agree with the very first review, here, that of Junior Halston's - it's very timid. It has little to no projection and not much longevity.

 

wesleyhclark

06/06/13 16:34

I was trying to figure out what the heck I was smelling with this one... seaweed? Okay....

I liked it better than Aqua Marine - but I didn't really care for it. Longevity on me was awful.

My search for a Bvlgari I like continues.

 

wesleyhclark

06/06/13 16:30

I keep looking for a Bvlgari I like - but this isn't it, either. (Can't say as how I was surprised as I'm not a big fan of aquatics.)

Yes, it smells marine/oceanic for a while, then it kind of... goes off. I couldn't figure out if I was smelling candy or herbs or what after about a half hour. And then it disappeared... it didn't last long.

The M&M bottle is interesting.

 

wesleyhclark

06/06/13 10:17

Oh, this is nice stuff!

It goes on unremarkably and I'm thinking, "Another ho hum generic fragrance." But in about an hour it takes on the woodsy/spicy notes I recall from the way men's fragrances used to smell in the 1960's. (Could it be that once, long ago, Old Spice smelled this good?) Not dated - classic. Very nice, very masculine.

I understand that Frank Sinatra used this fragrance, so there's a bit of Rat Pack at the Sands 1962 Ring a Ding Ding to this. (To paraphrase a quote another reviewer used.)

But wait! In the best tradition of the Chairman of the Board, the show's not over. At the three or four hour mark it morphs into what smells a lot like a Guerlain to me: a powdery lavender sandalwood scent that reminds me a lot of Heritage. And that's great, too!

Did I finally find a Creed that's worth what they're asking?

 

wesleyhclark

06/05/13 06:08

I tried Tabarone Millesime via a 1 ml Nordstom sample.

I'm not impressed with it. I get the tobacco, ginger and tea notes (more tea than ginger, I think); it's very soft. But, sadly, it fades very quickly. It's not an especially memorable scent and, frankly, I don't think it's worth Creed's asking price.

 

wesleyhclark

06/04/13 14:05

I tried Bvlgari Man some months ago and found it timid and watery. Not much scent there. Seeing this flanker on the shelf at Ulta, I decided to give it a whirl. Perhaps making it extreme improves it.

No, it doesn't... I'm sorry, calling this stuff "extreme" in any way, shape or form does injustice to the word. Words, after all, have meaning.

This stuff is as timid and as forgettable as anything I have ever smelled. What, precisely, is "extreme" about it?

For me these Bvlgaris are unimpressive, period.

Needless to say, not much sillage.

 

wesleyhclark

06/04/13 13:55

It makes an imposing bottle on the shelf in Ulta, all blue with "BLV" (pronounced "bliv") thereupon in Roman caps. So I tried some on my arm.

For me it smells of my wife's meat marinade. Not a bad smell, but I'm overweight and my appetite needs no further inducements. When I offered my arm to my wife she made a stink face and said, "Hot metal."

So number us among the unconverted.

Not much sillage, and it's nearly gone on me after about an hour.

 

wesleyhclark

06/04/13 05:17

From the ad copy: "...the Eau de gentiane blanche revisits freshness with a mixture of boldness and delicacy." No, it doesn't. There's no boldness at this address. This is a floral that's way too fey and faint for me. I do not understand how anyone can claim this is masculine.

And I don't understand the "blanche" in the title. Doesn't that refer to white flowers? Gentiana are blue. Or is it the musk?

And, confusingly, reviewers here assert that this is a green fragrance - or redolent of brown earth. Will the real color please stand up?

I don't understand this; I don't like it.

 

wesleyhclark

06/03/13 06:19

I think I prefer Guerlain's L'Eau de Cologne Imperiale somewhat better, but that's probably because I'm attracted to the whole product (the bee bottle, the Napoleonic connection, the 1860 historicity of it) rather than by a purely olfactory preference. But this is also quite nice. A classic cologne.

Fact is, I'm not a big fan of the cologne genre. They all disappear within an hour or so leaving me to wonder, "What's the point?" My wife says, "Just smear yourself with a cut lemon."

But that being said, yes, this is another winner from Guerlain and yes, this is a noble scent.

 

wesleyhclark

06/01/13 18:07

Mass market, undistinguished, boring.

My wife: "Eh."

 

wesleyhclark

05/31/13 14:25

A reviewer suggested this to me as a good inexpensive leather fragrance. I tried it at the local Macy's: $46 for 2 oz. Price is great!

This is far more oakmossy to my nose than leather. (I confirmed by looking at the ingredients on the box, yep - oakmoss is in there.) And, I hate to use this word, I truly do, but upon spraying it on my arm it smelled "perfumey" and not as masculine as I was led to believe it was. So - not for me. But it's a good, distinctive woman's scent! I do like it. This is a long-lasting scent and a good buy.

Note: My wife sniffed the Bel Ami I'm wearing on my neck and this on my arm and declared that they smell similar. She's getting something I'm not.

I like the upper part of the bottle; it looks like a crescent wrench is needed there.

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I tried it again on my arm while my wife was with me. She says it doesn't smell feminine at all on me. Three other women behind the counter agree. (One took a look at me and said "Nothing could be feminine on you.") One other women thought it was too feminine. So that's 4 against 1.

But, to me, I just can't rid myself of that perfumey note I associate with feminine scents from my youth.

So... no. But I might come around some day.

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Tried it yet again! This stuff is really growing on me. I wish my wife would wear it. It is a seriously good perfume...

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Tried it again on an arm. Okay, I'm sold. I want a bottle.

 

wesleyhclark

05/31/13 14:16

What leather notes? I don't smell any.

Undistinguished, unoriginal.

I'm not a fan di Fendi.

 

wesleyhclark

05/31/13 10:42

A nice tobacco scent - and I agree with the reviewer who claims that it smells more of cigar than pipe tobacco.

This is the scent to accompany one of those white, short-sleeved cotton Cuban tobacco plantation owner shirts, you know, the ones with all the white embroidery thereupon. Wear a beard while you wear this, too, to complete the effect.

My favorite of the Aramis line thus far.

 

wesleyhclark

05/31/13 10:37

A very pleasant cologne, which means that I like all of the Cartier Declaration line.

But, alas!, it's the usual cologne thing. On me it's gone within the hour.

 

wesleyhclark

05/31/13 10:33

This fragrance starts out promisingly enough, with lime and lemongrass so persistent that you'll be lulled into believing you might have found a cologne that will last for more than a hour. Then there's a really inept transition to a horrible caramel note. The two co-exist for a time - which is a real stink.

Strong and nasty stuff.

Question: What kind of a perfumer brags about the short amount of time it took him to throw together a fragrance?

Answer: One who is being way too clever for his own good.

 

wesleyhclark

05/30/13 15:19

It's blue but it doesn't smell blue, that is, aquatic/fresh. It's not as bad as I thought it would be, but on me it's cloying and kind of sour.

Not quite a scrubber, but almost.

"The result is quite special and can be compared with a new dimension created between time and space." Uh, no, it can't.

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Second wearing: I forget that I tried this stuff before! Anyway, now it reminds me of a Versace (Pour Homme, Eau Fraiche or Eros). Sme general vibe. I like it better than I did on the first wearing, but, nio, not enough to ever buy it or wear it again. Unless I forgot I did again.

I get no metallic notes from this at all.

 

wesleyhclark

05/30/13 05:25

My nose read this flanker as spicy. For me it's mainly vetiver and tea. Perhaps more tea than vetiver. It's a very nice scent; I like it. This is the third Declaration I've tried and I like them all - good work from Cartier. I guess I need to try the cologne variation.

I do not get any animalic or citrus notes in this at all - or perhaps I didn't really pay attention when I sprayed it on.

(Update: I sprayed more on later in the day - I got them then. The animalic/BO notes weren't offensive at all, just unusual. It made this particular flanker more interesting.)

Why is the bottle a blue fade? It should be a tan fade, I think.

 

wesleyhclark

05/29/13 08:03

I have nothing to add to the comments here which explain the smoky/creamy benzoin/vanilla and incense notes save that I have yet to smell anything quite like this. I can't decide if it's a metaphysically religious scent (the incense) or a gourmand. It seems quite original to me and very nice.

It passes my Mmmm test: I flutter my shirt front and go Mmmm when I smell the released scent.

Guerlain does it again!

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Update: I wore this a second time and found it somewhat cloying. I guess I totally changed my opinion about it.

My wife claims that it smells like an old lady's house.

 

wesleyhclark

05/28/13 05:24

I'm getting better at this game: Five minutes after spraying this on myself I guessed that it would be an unmemorable, generic woodsy/spicy scent. And so it is. Reviewer Luca Turin says it best, however: "The fragrance is so unmemorable that the only appropriate review is, 'It has a smell.'"

It doesn't have much longevity or sillage - so after some hours pass by you can spray on something you like a lot better that will dominate. (I find that Yatagan is my go to champion for this.)

I "disliked" it, but that doesn't tell the whole story. I neither liked it nor disliked it. I will simply forget about it. So not only is there no Romance here - there isn't any love, either.

I don't do well with these Ralph Laurens... the only one I like is Polo Green - and I think I'm mildly allergic to it.

 

wesleyhclark

05/27/13 07:42

Rosy/powdery. If I'm going to wear a rose scent it'll be Cartier Declaration d'une soir, which is lighter and more airy - and doesn't have the baby powder note.

Don't get me wrong - this isn't bad. But not for me. I think I'd prefer more cedar, less rose.

The bottle is attractive!

 

wesleyhclark

05/25/13 05:38

Generic and just sort of thrown together. For a younger man, but a young man could do much better than this. It's obviously all about the bottle.

 

wesleyhclark

05/24/13 20:19

Very puzzling, this one. I think I may have encountered a reformulation issue.

First encounter: A gal sprayed some of this on my wrist tonight... it smelled darn familiar but I couldn't immediately place it. Then I got it: Guerlain Heritage. It smells like Guerlain Heritage. But I like Heritage better.

Second encounter: This is something a fellow fragrantican called "original" Zeno - it smells nothing like the other stuff I tried. Nothing like Heritage, in other words. This is very strongly a rose scent to my nose. It's quite nice - a msaculine floral - but wholly unlike the other Zino I tried.

I don't think I'd buy a bottle of this one unless I was absolutely sure of what it was I was getting!

 

wesleyhclark

05/24/13 04:34

At first I didn't detect the rose notes; I was mainly getting a lovely, soft, spicy, peppery scent. (I do not detect any pine or conifer at all.) But a few hours into it, yes!, I get the rose note now. Since I'm not a floral wearer I've forgotten just how nice roses smell!

What strikes me most about this is how thoroughly modern and light it is. It may be Laurent's work, but I can detect the original touch of Jean-Claude Hellena, "The Master of Transparency"; it smells very much like his work with Hermes. I know that Declaration has Iso E Super in it - does this? It's a favorite component of Ellena's. It would account for the velvety feel.

This - and Declaration - may be the two best Cartier fragrances right now, since they reformulated and ruined Santos, which was a favorite. This is lovely stuff - when I sprayed it on this morning I smiled and, now dressed, I ruffle my shirt top to release more of the scent. Very pleasant. A success. This, along with Guerlain Heritage, is another floral I could see myself - or smell myself - wearing.

But... what makes it "soir?" It smells perfectly jour to me.

 

wesleyhclark

05/23/13 06:20

It opens with a rather unpleasant note, but this doesn't last long at all, however - just upon initial spraying - and the narrative moves on to a rather dusty antique floral of lavender and iris scent that stays close to the skin. As time passes, the vanilla note becomes more noticable.

It's not bad; I do feel dressy when smelling of it - but it's not my thing. I prefer Guerlain's Heritage.

UPDATE: I have sprayed this on myself a few more times. I no longer find the initial spray unpleasant; I've grown used to it.

 

wesleyhclark

05/22/13 05:38

It's vanilla. It's nice.

I'm sorry, but I find the bottle more interesting than the scent.

UPDATE: I've sprayed this on myself a few more times... the all-too-brief top notes are very nice.

 

wesleyhclark

05/21/13 07:48

Heritage is wonderful stuff!

It starts out with an olfactory trick or a misapprehsion on my part: I think I smell cacao bean (a vaguely chocolate smell), but it can't be. It's mildy gourmand, like Guerlain L'Instant. Then it softly becomes what I detect as floral - lavender. And then, at the end, it makes an undetectable transition to the same soft white musk that forms the basenote for Mugler Cologne. Or is it sandalwood and powder? I'm not sure! This scent is a trickster... note all the reviews below mentioning a vanilla note. And yet there's no vanilla or even tonka bean listed on the pyramid (but they are mentioned in the text).

I'm new to fragrances; understanding what this scent is all about is a really good test for me.

As other reviewers note, Heritage is symphonic. It's richly textured and subtle. It reminds me of Yatagan in that respect (understanding that Yatagan is an entirely different genre)... I'm pretty sure I'm not getting all that it contains. It needs repeated "playings."

The sillage isn't extreme on me; it seems to sit close to my skin, as just about all scents do. I did four sprays on skin and two on a cotton tee shirt.

MASTERPIECE.

 

wesleyhclark

05/20/13 16:57

I created a new phrase for this awful fragrance; I'm sure it won't be the last time I use it: dihydromyrcenol scrubber.

 

wesleyhclark

05/20/13 05:57

Hermes needs to sell this by the gallon, because if this is your thing you'll be using a lot of it.

The grapefruit (pamplemousse - I had to look it up) lasts, oh, about a minute or two. Then it's gone. (It's a wonderful smelling grapefruit, however - not at all synthetic.) I do believe this is a new evaporation speed record for any scent I've tried.

The rosy scent lingers for an hour or two, then that's gone, too. Time for more!

I like this stuff - it's one of the few florals I can stand smelling on myself - but, wow, longevity is awful. I ought to time this and 4711, Guerlain's Eau de Cologne Imperiale and Hermes Eau d'Orange Verte to see which one disappears the most quickly.

 

wesleyhclark

05/18/13 18:52

A nice fragrance. A subtle cinnamon and spice scent; I can see myself wearing this. It has no wow factor, however, and I don't sniff it on my clothing and go "ahhhh." It's just nice.

 

wesleyhclark

05/15/13 17:59

A soggy teabag brushed against my skin. That's about all there is to this one on me.

Still, I must give the house points for creativity. I haven't tried any other tea and papyrus scents I'm aware of!

 

wesleyhclark

05/15/13 13:26

Awful, scrubber.

And, excuse me, but black is the color of Antaeus. This stuff isn't remotely black in any way, shape or form. It's relentlessly sharp and yellow. And how, precisely is it "vintage?"

A failure all around.

 

wesleyhclark

05/15/13 13:24

On paper: Not impressed. Smells mass market and undistinguished.

On my skin: REALLY not impressed. An incredibly bad dirty smell. Maybe the tester I sprayed from went bad... I can't believe they can sell this. Scrubber!

 

wesleyhclark

05/15/13 07:17

Finally - a gourmand scent I like!

It's a soft scent... it starts with citrus and progresses to a very subtle cacao (chocolate) note. But it's not in your face like some modern gourmand fragrances that make me feel like I'm a grocery store product.

Problem is, however, it barely registers on me - after a couple of hours it's almost like I didn't spray anything on. And it's essentially gone from my cotton tee-shirt as well. It's TOO subtle. Very little sillage and longevity.

Drat my scent-eating skin! OR... is it just modern perfumery?

 

wesleyhclark

05/14/13 15:03

An overly sharp top note and a cloying drydown. This also has that fake synthetic pineapple note I have come to hate. Smells cheap and pungent like Curve. In a word: pissy.

I really dislike these dihydromyrcenol compositions... not my thing at all. The Nineties are over - let them die.

 

wesleyhclark

05/14/13 09:42

You know, it's funny. This stuff, on me, has a kind of a sour, wild smell that I wasn't able to place. But as soon as I started reading the reviews here, I got it. Juniper. Yes - it smells like juniper. This scent is very green and herbal.

That being said, it's... okay. I'm not sure if I like smelling like a COSTCO Christmas wreath. Perhaps this is a good December scent. L'Amoureux, the lovers: Mr. and Mrs Claus.

I like The Fool better in the series. And as far as pine notes are concerned, I like Pino Silvestre, Tom Ford Italian Cypress and Halston Z-14 better.

 

wesleyhclark

05/13/13 11:36

This smells like coffee? My first take is that it smells like coconuts, or a creamy vanilla scent. I'm not getting coffee here.

I'll write a longer review when I wear it for a day.

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wesleyhclark

05/13/13 06:52

I first tried this at a Neiman-Marcus store, thinking that this was the Luca Turin five star rated "Best Masculines" Pour Monsieur. It wasn't. It's the one star rated Concentree - I called later to confirm that this was the case. I have never smelled the original Pour Monsieur, and, looking at Chanel's website, you cannot have them send it to you in the States. Only the Concentree.

Anyway, while it raised a smile it didn't quite knock me dead until I smelled it a few hours later on my arm, when it dried down to that opoponax (sweet myrrh) note. A delightful scent; my wife and I both loved it. It's balmy and comforting.

For my birthday my wife bought me a bottle. Hooray!

I also like Dior Eau Sauvage Parfum - the other day I realized that the final note in Concentree and the predominant note in Eau Sauvage Parfum are the same thing.

I believe Luca Turin is way off the mark in giving this one star; to me it's wonderful. But then, he claims that Azzaro Pour Homme is a five star scent. My nose tells me NO. I can't bear the stuff.

Moral: One has to believe what one's nose tells him and to ignore the critics! After all, "Nobody ever erected a statue to the memory of a critic." - Jean Sibelius

 

wesleyhclark

05/13/13 06:25

I normally find fresh/clean/sporty scents boring, so I didn't have high expectations for this. My initial take, just after spraying, was that this is one of the better such fragrances I have tried. I expect no less from the House of Chanel.

But, uh-oh, about an hour after spraying a sour note arrived (is that the salty marine note?) accompanied by that annoying clean/fresh/sporty scent (scent molecule, probably) I think is overused in modern masculine scents.

So, for me, no good.

 

wesleyhclark

05/13/13 04:37

A happy scent! Citrus! Putting it on I had the distinct feeling that, like other citrus scents I've tried, it wouldn't last long, and I was right. Longevity is an issue.

This is okay. My take on it is that it's good for young men - very young men - and maybe as a summer scent for hot tee-shirt days.

It lasts longer than does Hermes Eau d'Orange Verte, I'll give it that...

 

wesleyhclark

05/11/13 15:48

Too soapy, powdery and feminine for me.

 

wesleyhclark

05/11/13 07:50

Is this a joke? I mean, this IS a joke, right?

I sprayed this on myself - five or six close sprays, including on my tee shirt. I got a citrus/pineapple scent at first and a nice smoky note I liked - then it was gone. In about an hour and a half. I can barely smell it on my cotton tee-shirt.

No longevity, no sillage. This was from a Nordstrom sample, by the way. A premium department store selling premium scents.

What is all the hype about?

My wife says it's "woodsy." She's as unimpressed as I am.

$300+ a bottle? Really?

 

wesleyhclark

05/10/13 11:23

Smelled on a paper strip: Too flowery and feminine for me. But it might be nice on my wife; she does well with florals.

 

wesleyhclark

05/10/13 11:08

Bleah. A throw-uppy gourmand.

This is the second Bond No. 9 scent I have smelled. There might not be a third. I suspect that they are trying to sell mediocre scents with flamboyant bottles and politically correct themes at Tom Ford prices.

 

wesleyhclark

05/10/13 10:52

Ghastly. Not only shouldn't it be on the same floor as Creed's Royal Oud - it shouldn't even be in the same store.

 

wesleyhclark

05/10/13 10:50

Eh. A generic citrus scent to my nose. Not interested; there are better citruses out there.

 

wesleyhclark

05/10/13 10:46

You can't judge a fragrance by its bottle any more than you can judge a book by its cover, but that doesn't stop me from trying. This one comes in a bottle that looks like it was inspired by junior high school metal shop - very clever. This is what attracted me to the scent.

It starts with something periously close to pepper spray - this quickly dissipates and moves onto woodsy notes that smell a lot like a pine board. Then, in less than an hour, it's almost entirely gone, probably leaving purchasers to wonder, "Why did I buy that?"

They really need to ratchet up the longevity and projection on this one. Bang! It's gone in a flash.

 

wesleyhclark

05/10/13 10:41

I took a whiff of this on a paper strip and was immediately transported back to junior high school WOODSHOP. (This is a good thing.) It's for women? Really? I'm not too sure about that. Could be unisex. I got a sample. I shall try wearing it. Stand by.

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Now wearing it: Tom Ford's triple deception. There's nothing "sahara" about it, it isn't "noir" and it's not just for women - it's a masculine scent.

What this is, is nothing more nor less than pine board - specifically, eighth grade wood shop at Luther Burbank Junior High School in Burbank, California. The first time I smelled this - POW! - that's what I got transported back to. See, it's Tom Ford's little joke: the bottle even resembles a pine plank somewhat.

Don't misunderstand me: this is a wonderful, happy scent (more happy than Clinique Happy), since I like working with wood! I like this stuff.

As others state, it is very linear, long-lasting and it projects. I'm now sitting at my office at work. I half expect some guy to stroll in and ask, "Did some work in the garage, did you?"

Feminine scent my foot - this is as much a guy scent as it gets!

Tom Ford ought to re-launch this as a celebrity scent for Tim "the Tool Man" Taylor.

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Subsequent smellings: I love this stuff.

 

wesleyhclark

05/10/13 10:32

Clean/fresh/sporty... DATED. About as interesting as the 60 watt incandescent light bulb the bottle somewhat resembles.

 

wesleyhclark

05/10/13 10:29

I came across a page somewhere describing what it is celebrities wear, and knowing this could be had for a song, was surprised to see it appear so often alongside Creed Green Irish Tweed, Acqua di Parma Colonia and Chanel Pour Monsieur. After all, these folks can afford any scent they want. Is this some kind of a Hollywood joke? So I tried it on my arm.

It's an absolutely generic clean/fresh/sporty scent. I dislike those intensely. Bah! Scrubber!

 

wesleyhclark

05/10/13 10:23

SCRUBBER!

The opening was like taking a deep whiff into a chemical plant. Nasty. One reviewer called it "brusque," and brusque it is. Drydown reminds me of Van Cleef and Arpels Pour Homme (not good) or Salvador Dali Pour Homme (also not good) - not sure which.

Normally a "dated" scent doesn't faze me as long as it's a classic - but this is just dated, period. Awful.

 

wesleyhclark

05/10/13 04:54

This one is decidedly odd. It goes on with a citrus blast which seems to remain on my tee shirt but not on my skin, where, instead, a smoky leather note develops. And then some misplaced floral note appears - or is that the basil?

The scent I get off my clothing seems to be at odds with what's going on elsewhere (I've never experienced that before) and the whole thing results in an unpleasant mix.

But wait! Three hours after spraying the whole thing is morphing into a burned, corky smell (leather notes?) which isn't too bad. But it was nasty getting there.

Four and a half hours: Just burned leather. Not bad.

I didn't care for the reformulated Fahrenheit (I'd probably like the vintage original) and liked the Fahrenheit 32 flanker - so I guess 32 wins. Hooray for vanilla!

(I didn't know how to spell "fahrenheit" before I tried these. Now I do.)

 

wesleyhclark

05/09/13 05:06

Reviewers report melon, suede, pineapple and pepper notes. On me it smells vaguely woody and vaguely spicy. It's absolutely undistinguished... it smells like any number of other men's fragrances.

It dries down to an unpleasant scent molecule I have smelled way too many times before.

Poor longevity, not much sillage.

I like the bottle - that's attractive and well designed, anyway.

I pass.

My son likes it. I thought I raised him better than that.

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I tried a spray from my son's bottle on my arm, just to confirm my opinion (which does change). Pfew! Stuff smells like old urine.

 

wesleyhclark

05/08/13 19:27

Too floral; I don't like the iris at the beginning. I also don't like the cocoa note. Not for me.

I agree with those who claim this is a unisex scent.

 

wesleyhclark

05/08/13 07:26

A very nice, balanced mix of flowers, citrus, powder and green things. It's claimed to be unisex, and so it is.

When a scent this good veers this close to being feminine it stays acceptably masculine but magically becomes elegant. It is very dressy and nice - like emerging from an unusually classy barbershop.

Well done, Guerlain!

 

wesleyhclark

05/07/13 04:56

I don't like this.

I don't like the spice note mixed with the mint - a sort of messy mint. It reminds me of an unpleasant kitchen drawer that I was exposed to at some point in my young life, where greasy utensils and spilled spices all combined. The last note on my tee shirt is that overused clean/fresh/sporty note or molecule I've smelled way too often.

This also fails my M Test. With stuff I like, I smell the top of my tee shirt at the end of the day and go Mmmmmm. I'm not doing that with this.

Finally, the bottle makes me think of a baby bottle - that doesn't help sell it. So it's FAIL/FAIL.

 

wesleyhclark

05/05/13 19:34

Note: I did not buy this fragrance - I made it myself with some Iso E Super from the perfumer's apprentice and Everclear 190. Molecule 01 is a 10% dilution; mine was 15%.

Yes, I can smell the molecule undiluted in the bottle despite the fact that the molecules are large and are reputedly not detectable undiluted, and yes, I could smell it going on me and on my skin. This stuff has very good longevity.

To my nose it smells like warm skin in flannel or, alternatively, like a very faint cedar smell. It has a warm, soft "snuggly" smell. I don't get musk, pepper or amber. It's probably the warm skin impression that gives this scent its reputed "sexiness."

It's nice - a good smell. Not, "I HAVE to have it," just nice.

Reputedly, you can use this to layer and give your favorite scent a velvety quality. So I tried it with Chanel Pour Monsieur, and, yes, it kind of "smudged" the scent. I got the impression that the layered mix was now Pour Monsieur upon skin - not just Pour Monsieur. The Iso E Super also outlasted the Pour Monsieur on my wrist.

I had a pregnant friend of mine sniff this - she liked it. Her husband paused, considered, and said, "bug spray." To my wife it smells like something in a cleaning agent and somewhat soapy.

An odd molecule, this!

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I finally was able to smell this product in a store. Yep. My home brew Iso E Super and Everclear alcohol is the very same stuff! I can make it for about $20...

 

wesleyhclark

05/04/13 19:08

This barely registered on my skin, and what survived acquired a sour note later on. I could detect that overused grapefruit aroma molecule, too - it's usually the very last thing left standing.

This is for young guys - *very* young guys.

 

wesleyhclark

05/03/13 14:54

An honest, likable scent. Even the bottle is appealing. To me, yep, it smells like the ocean.

To my wife, however, it smells like soap.

Longevity is a drawback: on my arm it's gone in an hour. No projection to speak of. A pity. If Bath and Body Works sent this back for reformulation to torque up the concentration and make it last longer they'd have a winner.

 

wesleyhclark

05/03/13 13:37

To quote Gertrude Stein about Oakland, California (but equally applicable to Donna Karan New York), There is no there there. An indifferent scent. Smells like too many other wood-n-pepper scents. Undistinguished.

My wife made a stink face when I passed her the paper strip.

 

wesleyhclark

05/03/13 13:32

Interesting bottle, bad scent. From the ad copy: "...inspired by the bohemian, hippie..." Stop right there. I hate hippies. No wonder I don't like this stuff.

 

wesleyhclark

05/03/13 13:29

Hideous. Boozy and sweet. Like a hiccup from a ripe drunk. Nasty. BUT! I will state that the bottle accurately represents what is within.

 

wesleyhclark

05/03/13 13:27

Paugh. Smells cheap, indifferent, uninteresting and mass market.

The bottle has a nice glassy/metallic feel to it, however.

 

wesleyhclark

05/03/13 13:23

Apple top notes, yes. And not just apples, but apple *pie.* Was there ever such a gap between persona and execution? This isn't James Bond of the British Secret Service. It's Aunt Bee of Mayberry.

Fully dried it smells like that wretched clean/fresh/sporty scent molecule I smell too much of these days.

Back in 1966 they came out with 007 cologne (google it) - as I recall, it smelled a WHOLE lot better than this!

 

wesleyhclark

05/03/13 06:04

One of Tom Ford's better scents; I like this. But my olfactory memory is that it's more or less the same as Guerlain's Vetiver. Maybe I need to do a side by side sniff test on paper strips...

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Update: I did that. Of the Creed, Guerlain and Tom Ford vetivers, To my nose the Guerlain and the TF do smell similar. But I prefer the Guerlain. It's sharper, wilder. The Creed smells like lime/vetiver. On a paper card the Guerlain lasts longer, too.

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I wonder about Tom Ford naming conventions. As with Azure Lime, what makes this "Gray," exactly?

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Third sample wearing: I still prefer the Guerlain. My wife sniffed and shrugged, "Ordinary."

 

wesleyhclark

05/02/13 17:50

Unisex my foot. It's too floral and too feminine for me. My wife: "Smells like an old lady perfume."

 

wesleyhclark

05/02/13 11:50

Scrubber! Smells cheap/pissy/sharp to me. I don't like this scent one little bit.

 

wesleyhclark

05/02/13 05:00

This is nice, but it smells more floral than woodsy to me. I don't like it on myself - it's too feminine - but I bet my wife would smell good wearing it.

 

wesleyhclark

05/01/13 09:48

One of Tom Ford's aptly and literally named scents. I like it! Quite pleasant, and it has good sillage and longevity. (I could still smell it on myself 24 hours later!) It's linear; I don't detect much change in it as the day goes on.

My wife likes it.

Second wearing: Uh, it's getting on my nerves. I'm finding it somewhat cloying. I think I've changed my opinion about this one...

 

wesleyhclark

04/30/13 04:40

A very unimpressive fragrance. It smells generically spicy, and, as others have reported, is timid and doesn't last long. I sprayed it on about an hour ago and it's nearly gone.

No sillage to speak of, so if you're at the office and want to cringe in your cubicle unnoticed, why, this is just the sauce!

I was under the impression that naming a scent "(Name of House or Designer) For Men" (or "...Pour Homme") was a sort of a flagship scent; that this is where a house or perfumer put the best foot forward and made a definitive statement about what a man should smell like. So... what went wrong here? Withdraw this and start over, Mr. Ford.

But re-use the bottle! I like the vertical ridges; it has a nice feel.

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You might know, however... a woman at work emphatically likes this stuff on me and thinks it's great. Sheesh. I will never understand fragrances.

 

wesleyhclark

04/29/13 18:27

Smelled on a paper strip: Not impressed at all. Too soapy, too dandified. Not for me.

 

wesleyhclark

04/29/13 18:25

Smelled on a paper strip: I like it, it's promising, but I need to smell it on skin.

Smelled on skin: I like it! The vetiver makes its appearance after an hour or so really strongly. It's a nice scent. I may buy it.

Wife: "It's okay." "Smells like ashtrays."

BOUGHT IT: It's wonderful, absolutely wonderful. I love the smoky beginning that transitions into vetiver. And yes, it can smell a bit inky - or is that merely the power of suggestion? Others have called it mysterious, and I guess it is. It smells a bit antique to me, like an old wooden object with a history.

Name, scent, bottle - a triumph! MASTERPIECE.

BTW: Chanel Sycomore smells just like this except it's a lot more expensive and doesn't last as long.

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Subsequent wearings: This stuff, along with Chanel Pour Monsieur Concentree, is one of the two best frags I own. It's like a love of classical music - it has enhanced my life. Honest. One reviewer, talking me into buying it, once said, "It's the best niche perfumery at an amazing budget price!" He was absolutely right.

 

wesleyhclark

04/29/13 18:23

Smelled on a paper strip: At first sniff it seems too floral and too powdery for me. But perhaps I need to try this on skin someday.

UGLY bottle!

 

wesleyhclark

04/29/13 18:05

Received as a Christmas present!

I had a chance to smell it months ago on a paper strip at a specialty perfume store at a mall. I liked it - upon spraying, I immediately detected oakmoss (I looked at the box and confirmed that, yes, oakmoss was listed as an ingredient) and quickly jotted down a review note that this is one I had to revisit. When I got home I put it into my amazon.com Wish List. And Santa brought it!

I think my wife may have paid $10 for it, but it's just as likely she paid somewhat less. But, anyway, this stuff is very inexpensive.

I am very sorry to say, however, that the code on my bottle indicates that my juice was manufactured in October 2013 - and no oakmoss is listed on the box. Not even treemoss (which is the oakmoss substitute on 1-12's stablemate Z-14). The dreaded reformulation; I am guessing that the people at EA are in fear of the bureaucratic control freaks at IFRA, who seem hellbent on making oakmoss Perfumery Public Enemy Number One.

So - what's Halston 1-12 smell like nowadays? Hard to tell, really. It's an exceptionally light fougere of indistinct green notes. It's even lighter than a Jo Malone scent. I sprayed my skin and my tee shirt with about ten (!) sprays; a half hour later I can barely smell it. It might possibly make a room scent. It's a perfume for guys who hate perfumes. Look at the box... if it doesn't list oakmoss DON'T BOTHER. It's gutless.

So, FAIL. Thanks a lot for ruining another fine scent, EA. Here's another one you can avoid, perfumistas and perfumistos. My advice (and this is getting tiresome): Look for a vintage box with oakmoss listed.

Well - if there's is one truth I have personally observed over and over again, it's "You get what you pay for."

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Update: I traded this and some other stuff I didn't care for for about 60 ml of vintage Antaeus. NOW we're talkin'!

 

wesleyhclark

04/29/13 18:03

Smelled on a paper strip: Not bad! There's a smoky leather note in it I quite like. Very promising.

 

wesleyhclark

04/29/13 18:00

Smelled on a paper strip: Bleah. No, no, no. Too powdery. It's a creamy blob to me. I don't like this at all.

 

wesleyhclark

04/29/13 17:55

Smelled on a paper strip: YES! I need to get this on my skin for a proper test. Citrus and then a leather. Very nice!

Smelled on my skin: NO! I hate to use this word, I really do, but it just smells *dated* to me. That particular leather is all wrong on my skin. It's sweaty 1970's leather watchband leather. Not a fine smell at all.

 

wesleyhclark

04/29/13 17:51

Yes, I know... one of the greats. But I just don't like it at all. I guess I'm not a lavender-vanilla guy. A disappointment. In fact, I'm a bit surprised by how much I dislike it!

And yes, I agree, it does end up smelling reminiscent of Play-Doh.

My wife was surprised I allowed this on my wrist as it's more for her.

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Second try, on a paper strip: the topmost notes on this smelled like a fizzy lemon-lime soda! Is that even possible? Wow. A different thing than the first time I smelled it.

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A proper wearing, thanks to a generous fragrantican who sent me a sample: Yep, there's that fizzy lemon-lime soda again, at the very top. I like it! But it is fleeting. Pour Un Homme de Caron dries down to an apparently inescapable Play-Doh note - the deal-breaker in this scent.

I know that some have described this fragrance as "comforting," but to me it's juvenile.

Nope. Not for me.

 

wesleyhclark

04/29/13 17:47

Wowee - what an opening! Great stuff... but I need to wear it on my skin to really formulate my opinion. But I was impressed with it on a paper strip.

"This could be the inspiration for Salvador Dali Pour Homme" - YES. I do smell that very odd scent there as well!

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Second wearing, on skin. I love that powerful citrus opening... it is as intense a citrus as anything I've ever smelled. But then, after about a half hour, uh oh... on me it turns skanky. And not a good skank, either. Unwashed old man skank. A pity.

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Another arm test, years later: Yes, same intense wonderful citrus opening. Really memorable and good. And then it evaporates away to a very faint skank smell. I asked my wife if she liked it. No, she did not.

Note: The comments above are about the old, pre-reformulation scent in the semi-circular bottle. The new one doesn't have the citrus at all. Just a mild skank note. It is entirely forgettable.

 

wesleyhclark

04/29/13 13:00

Essentially a citrus smell, and a nasty, soapy one at that. When my wife first sniffed this she made a confused face, and then a face of recognition - she nailed the scent with a side by side smell test we performed: this stuff smells just like Spray and Wash! Try it and see for yourself!

How does one market a $200+ bottle of Spray and Wash? With a nude man and woman cavorting around dumping enormous bottles of the stuff on one another. Advertising doesn't get much more cynical than that.

 

wesleyhclark

04/29/13 07:10

Yes sir, it goes on as lime, all right, no mistaking that. The top notes remind me strongly of the Hai Karate Lime we once bought my Dad for Christmas.

It dries down into something my wife calls "soapy," and indeed it is. An hour or so after that it morphs into an unpleasant dirty smell.

I am SO not impressed - especially at over $200 a bottle retail. And how precisely is it "azure?"

 

wesleyhclark

04/28/13 20:09

I had my wife try some Mitsouko on her arm. Wow! Wild, dirty smell - oakmoss! I wasn't expecting that! I thought it would be conventional, flowery, French. She didn't like it at all, but I liked it on her. Luca Turin says this is a feminine for men (yeah, I get that), so I got a sample and I'm going to try it on myself! Update to come...

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Well, *that* little experiment didn't work out. I got a nice oakmoss blast upon spraying this stuff on myself, but it quickly disappeared - which is unfortunate because I happen to like oakmoss. After about an hour or so what remained was the faint smell of peach - undecalactone. Since I don't like fruity scents, I sprayed on Halston Z-14 to mask it. Much better. (This may mortally offend some of you, using a Ross-obtained scent to mask one of the Guerlain greats. Sorry.)

Oh, well - credit me with trying!

 

wesleyhclark

04/27/13 06:10

I am totally unimpressed. Goes on with a nice citrus smell but it's very weak. An hour later I can barely detect a slight spicy scent. No tobacco. Not much of an olfactory impression at all.

"Safe for work?" I should say so. I half expect corporations to hand this stuff out to employees.

 

wesleyhclark

04/26/13 13:16

(NOTE: My sample - from Ulta - was from a bottle that was tall like a celery stalk and looked like the Summer Flash flanker, not like the one pictured here. But it wasn't Summer Flash, I double checked. This was simply marked Mugler Cologne.)

I like this... a nice, citrusy, light scent which dries down to a pleasant musk. I can see myself wearing this.

I'd like to put this on a paper strip alongside Acqua di Parma Colonia to see how they are alike and how they differ. My olfactory memory is that they are alike. Same effect on me, anyway: cologne satisfaction.

A bit stronger than I would have predicted - I thought it would be gone in two hours or less, but no - so go easy on the trigger.

My wife didn't care for it - too soapy, she says. Yes, the base is, rather, but I like it.

(Secret "S" molecule? It's nothing of the kind! Every competitor of Mugler shot this juice in a gas chromatograph and knows precisely what it is and how much is there!)

 

wesleyhclark

04/24/13 07:06

A nice tonka bean/vanilla scent with a hint of ginger. If I'm in the market for a vanilla scent I'll get this instead of Le Male - the bottle is far less silly and it's slightly less expensive.

My wife liked it, too.

 

wesleyhclark

04/22/13 17:58

Reformulated stuff: I like it! Very nice! And it dries down to a nice, aromatic oud. It doesn't last long, however.

But, problem. I offered my arm hopefully to my wife (without telling her what it is) and she made a stink face: "Yuck! Grandma's house - ashtrays!"

For some reason it appears my wife reads oud scent like ashtrays, which is what happened when I once applied Creed Royal Oud in her presence. A very great pity. (Although she liked the Creed after it thoroughly dried.)

I like this but I still prefer the Creed Royal Oud. It smells richer, more luxurious and less sweet.

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Update: Today I obtained a sample of the original "vintage" M7... I do not understand the love for this at all. It is gagging. Too sweet, too medicinal, too much like cherry cough syrup. I haven't disliked the way I smell this much since I tried Jo Malone's Pomegranate Noir.

I guess this is one instance where I prefer the reformulated stuff to the original!

 

wesleyhclark

04/22/13 17:43

The initial blast is nasty, but, I have to admit, interesting: what IS that I'm smelling? A huge pepper or spice? It then dries down to something very unpleasant.

Somebody wrote that this is a love it or hate it scent. Well, I hate it. It's too weird for me. I couldn't bear smelling this on myself all day.

 

wesleyhclark

04/22/13 17:12

Yes, it starts off dark, mysterious, antique and musty. Profoundly odd, in fact. The only scent I have smelled remotely like it is Lush's Breath of God. This is what a ghost smells like. Or, as somebody pointed out, Nosferatu.

But wait! Within a half hour or so it gets powdery and feminine as the floral notes come up. And it is this feminine base that turns me off as a candidate man's fragrance.

My wife likes it, but agrees: it's really a feminine scent.

A similarity to Antaeus? Never! I don't get that at all, and I've worn Antaeus for years. One reviewer cited a similarity to Van Cleef and Arpels Pour Homme - yes, I agree.

I must admit, however... this scent is certainly Daliesque and the bottle suits it very well indeed. Surreal. The total package is most convincing. I'd think a Goth chick would love this.

 

wesleyhclark

04/21/13 09:54

Spicy, nice. Smells pretty much indistinguishable with Jack Black Blue Mark and Jack Black Silver Mark to me. (My favorite is Jack Black Black Mark.) I suppose if I had them on paper strips next to each other I could tell, but I detect a definite family similarity.

These are unobjectionable and pleasant scents for just about any man. I can't imagine anyone not liking these. But then again I can't imagine anyone falling in love with them, either.

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Another wearing. I'm starting to like this stuff!

 

wesleyhclark

04/20/13 13:48

Very nice, but... just over the edge of being a bit too feminine on me.

Or perhaps it suffers in comparison to the Bel Ami I sprayed on the other arm while visiting the Hermes store.

Perhaps I should simply try it on its own...

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Tried it for a day. It's... soft. Somewhat floral and mildly mossy. Perhaps it has been tweaked and reformulated from whatever it was before by Jean-Claude Ellena, the current Hermes head nose, so that it bears some resemblance to the other light and transparent Hermes scents.

It's sort of the Perry Como of men's fragrances: restrained, understated, nothing virile, quietly modulated. How mild is this stuff? I tried some and asked my wife what she thought: "It reminds me of my grandmother."

Will I be buying a bottle? Nahhhhh.

 

wesleyhclark

04/20/13 13:20

Tried some of this on my arm at the Hermes store. It is WONDERFUL. A nice, rich leather. I like it better than Tom Ford Tuscan Leather, which smells great, too, but more bookish or perhaps like suede. Bel Ami smells more like luxury and quality to me - which is interesting because it's less expensive than the Tom Ford scent!

I WANT A BOTTLE!

My wife says it's the best thing I've tried thus far, so my chances of getting it are good.

UPDATE: I noticed that it has notes in common with Tom Ford Sahara Noir, a sort of pine board/sawdust smell. This is a good thing, by the way.

Also, it doesn't seem to project much on me.

 

wesleyhclark

04/19/13 10:00

I have no cultural knowledge of Drakkar Noir (I never wore it and never knew anyone who did), so it was a complete unknown to me. I was expecting a real gasser.

But, to my nose, Drakkar Noir smells quite nice and, unlike Aramis and Azzaro, has no wrong notes on me. It's a good composition. I could wear this!

I detect some leather, but it isn't overwhelming. I like the fir note. And I can smell some citrus at the start.

One reviewer made the astute observation that Drakkar seems to be the bridge between the old school fragrances for men and the current style, and I agree. It's assertive but not overbearing. But then... I didn't use the entire bottle. Four sprays. And I'm pretty sure that what I tried isn't the vintage high octane mix, but a reformulation. It's not toxic at all and doesn't seem to project.

Longevity and sillage are about on par with modern fragrances; six hours after application I am primarily smelling it on my cotton tee shirt, not on my skin.

I can see why Guy Laroche sold scads of this stuff.

My wife, when smelling it on me, simply shrugged. "Meh."

 

wesleyhclark

04/17/13 07:46

On me, it has a sweaty 1970's leather watch band note. Kind of skanky. I don't feel composed, elegant or dressy wearing this. I just feel dated - which, for me, is odd because I normally like retro things and am not ashamed to wear an old powerhouse fragrance.

Also, there's some greasy/foody note I don't like.

So, no, not for me.

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Paper and skin re-test years later: Hey! Could this be the same stuff? I got no negative vibes out of it at all this time. In fact, I could wear this stuff! What happened?

 

wesleyhclark

04/15/13 05:06

Smells pretty much the same to me as Le Male, which is to say vanilla. So there's citrus rather than mint and some pepper in this - okay. That makes it "terrible?" Whatever.

It seems like an especially cynical and crass attempt at market extension to me. Once again, this scent, too, is nice... but that bottle. Nope. Don't want to look at that bottle every morning.

 

wesleyhclark

04/13/13 20:48

I wish I could smell all the notes you other reviewers get out of this one. I don't get leather at all - and I especially don't smell Antaeus (which I love)!

After a really interesting, dark and complex initial spray I get a dreadful, overpowering SOAP smell. It caused both my wife and daughter-in-law to make stink faces.

A total scrubber, I am sorry to report. I had high hopes for it.

 

wesleyhclark

04/13/13 20:42

Pipe tobacco, and sweet pipe tobacco at that. It reminds me a lot of the bottle of Bogart Pour Homme I bought earlier this week. So much so that I see no need to buy this!

 

wesleyhclark

04/13/13 20:35

A nice vanilla scent. My wife likes it. My daughter-in-law likes it. I like it. Longevity is good and sillage is about right.

But, sorry, I can't look at that amputated Ambiguously Gay Duo bottle sitting on my bathroom counter.

 

wesleyhclark

04/12/13 11:08

Spicy? Woody? No - not at all. I get citrus with a hint of ginger. I wondered whether I got a sample of Declaration Cologne, which this descriptions fits, but, no, the Sephora I used only had Declaration. So I believe I smelled the new formulation.

That being said, I like it. A good summertime scent.

However my wife's assessment - "cleaning product" - suggested I won't be buying any.

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Update: A woman at a counter gave me a little glass sample bottle of this. Same citrus/ginger scent - no spice or woods.

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Second wearing: I get some tea or floral notes now. But my impression of this frag is still good.

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I own it; I bought a tester at a good price. Now that I'm used to this stuff I get the spices. It took me some time to figure out that spicy didn't automatically mean peppery. And I can see how people might get a stale sweat note out of it. I don't - at least, my sweat doesn't smell like this, but I quite like this fragrance. It'll be great in the hot weather, I think.

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I now love this stuff! Good for winter or summer, casual or dressy, young or mature. This is often my "go to" fragrance. Masterpiece!

 

wesleyhclark

04/12/13 11:03

Not for me, it ain't.

 

wesleyhclark

04/12/13 11:00

This smells like a household scent: dish soap, air freshener, a thing you dangle from the rear view mirror, etc. It's artless.

I don't like the lime Kool-Aide color, either.

"Ulysse is a man's perfume created for a woman's pleasure" ...which, sadly, the man will have to smell on himself all day.

 

wesleyhclark

04/12/13 10:52

Way, way, WAY too sweet. Makes my teeth throb. The bottle looks like a imitation Lava Lamp.

My new rule is to avoid fragrances intended for men packaged in Joop! colored boxes.

 

wesleyhclark

04/12/13 10:46

Cloying and screechy. Dries down to the overused fresh/clean/sporty smell.

 

wesleyhclark

04/12/13 10:37

Wow! After a long spell smelling clean/fresh/sporty/citrus variations this was much appreciated!

It smells antique. Somewhat musty. Like old incense and mummy wrappings, perhaps. This is what Morticia Addams smells like. My take is that it's just the thing for a Goth girl Poe reader. They could have named this "Ligeia."

The most unique fragrance I have smelled so far.

But will I wear it? Not likely. I don't want to smell like this!

UPDATE, about six months later: Has this been reformulated, or have I changed? The first time it was astonishing. The second time was just sort of "Eh."

 

wesleyhclark

04/12/13 05:12

Clean/fresh/oceanic/citrus... it's not my thing. In the words of Luca Turin, it's one of those fragrances for men who don't like fragrances and who suspect none of their friends do, either.

How overly popular is this fragrance?

1.) You can buy a little packet of this in the D.C. Zoo men's room for 75 cents. (So you don't smell like a resident of the Great Ape House.)

2.) The number of reviews on this particular page cause my PC to run slow.

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Okay, I needed some summer scents to make my wardrobe more diverse, so I traded a 1 oz. bottle of Tsar for a 1 oz. bottle of this. Number me among the billions who wear it.

 

wesleyhclark

04/11/13 18:58

Smells rather feminine and cheap. I wasn't impressed by it and neither was my wife, who made a stink face when she smelled my arm.

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Update: On a whim, while in a Wal-Mart, I tried it again on my arm. For some reason it now smells better to me! Did I have a bad tester before or... what? Anyway, it's a nice spicy scent... with good longevity. I've come around to Tania Sanchez' way of thinking on this one. I now believe that this is one of the better drugstore scents.

I don't smell anything "green" in this, either. It's all spices.

 

wesleyhclark

04/09/13 15:38

Oh, my gosh... this is the scrubber of all scrubbers. Normally I like retro, classic scents of projection and longevity - but this stuff is VILE.

I was going to wear it for a day but something told me to try it on my arm first. Man, I'm glad I did.

I sometimes see the phrase "old man scent" used pejoratively with stuff I like, but I'm in full agreement with applying it to this one. It has an awful hair oil vibe. Or like it was designed to mask sweat (unsuccessfully). Or the Hotel for Men lobby long ago in my hometown smelled like this. (Guys who adopted the bouffant in 1961 and never changed. C. 1944 USN tattoos. Reading the Hollywood Park tip sheet. Porn mags on the tables.) Or like the grease traps over the grill in the hamburger joint my Mom ran. Or a feral cat yet again urinated in the bushes in front of my house. Something awful.

Myrrh? Old Spice? No, a thousand times no! Those are *good* smells!

I may have a history of some kind with this; in other words, an older man I knew but didn't like from my youth smelled like this or something. It smells horribly familiar.

Oddly enough my wife didn't object to this - she just said it smelled "ordinary."

 

wesleyhclark

04/09/13 04:25

Goes on powdery and has a pleasant sandalwood/peppery smell. After some hours it turns to balmy powder - no pepper. It's nice but it's unremarkable and not worth the $200+ premium that Guerlain is asking for it.

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Second wearing: Whoa! What happened here? I got a sample from a good source - the Guerlain Boutique in Las Vegas - but this seems like a much less impressive fragrance. Not only do I not get the Guerlainade, but it doesn't even smell like a Guerlain - it smells cheap and mass market. This other stuff is heavily citrus. No pepper to speak of, very little sandalwood, almost no longevity.

Hmmmm... Now it's not even nice.

 

wesleyhclark

04/08/13 06:08

"Intense?" You have got to be kidding, Jo Malone.

It's way too faint. It goes on smelling of bergamot and very faintly of oud - then disappears within an hour. I even sprayed some on my tee short top and it's gone.

On me, no projection and no longevity.

Creed's Royal Oud is still the best oud I've smelled. Much better than this. Rich and aromatic.

 

wesleyhclark

04/05/13 09:59

Smelled on a paper strip: Too perfumey, too old lady, too feminine and, yes, too reminiscent of Joop! (the stuff of nightmares). My least favorite Creed thus far.

 

wesleyhclark

04/05/13 09:54

Boring citrus.

 

wesleyhclark

04/05/13 09:53

Smelled on a paper strip: Smells like every other trendy clean/fresh/sporty fragrance. I'm really tired of this genre.

***Mavens of Scent: It's well past time to go elsewhere on the fragrance wheel!***

Just looking at the bottle I wouldn't have bothered but it was one of those situations where the gal behind the counter quickly grabbed it and said "Here, try this!" without ever asking me what I like. Why don't they ever ask first?

 

wesleyhclark

04/05/13 09:48

Smelled it on a paper strip: One of the better citrus scents I've smelled. Very nice. I wonder how long it would last on me? (Most scents don't last long on me.) The reviews here suggest not long...

 

wesleyhclark

04/05/13 09:45

Smelled on a paper strip: Too fruity for me!

 

wesleyhclark

04/05/13 04:30

"This perfume reminds me of..." ...a whole lot of other scents. It's generic woody/spicy. I find it uninspired. It's inoffensive and likable, but inoffensive and likable doesn't convince me to pull out the credit card.

 

wesleyhclark

04/04/13 17:38

Meh. A starter fragrance for a teen, perhaps. Nice but not very interesting. Sort of the olfactory equivalent of a mid 1970's Paul McCartney song. I wouldn't want to smell this on myself all day any more than I'd want to hear "Let 'em in" over and over again.

Avon's knocking at the door/Avon's ringing the bell...

My wife likes it.

 

wesleyhclark

04/04/13 17:31

Pfew! Normally I insist upon wearing something long enough to dry down to the base notes, but I couldn't get past those cheap, pungent top notes. A scrubber.

 

wesleyhclark

04/04/13 04:42

I like this a lot better than (what I suppose is the reformulated) Fahrenheit!

I didn't smell orange blossom when I sprayed it - I smelled a light mint which dried down to a mildly floral vanilla. Nice. Not great, but nice.

Note: There's vetiver in this? The same rather pungent grass that's in Guerlain's Vetiver? Wow. I do not smell any at all!

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Today I sat next to a man for three hours, he was wearing Paco Rabanne Million, so it was a sillage battle between my Fahrenheit 32 and his Million. I could barely smell myself; Million won by a clear margin. That stuff projects like a toxic waste dump.

 

wesleyhclark

04/03/13 14:09

For the first few hours this smells floral/powdery/soapy; I didn't care for the floral part. It's just over the borderline of being too feminine. Later on it seems to become powdery/balmy, which is better.

It's a pleasant scent but it's just not my thing. Complicating things, my wife likes it on me.

When it comes to the Prada scents I prefer Infusion d'Homme (Italian barbershop) or Amber Intense (myrrh). Those suit me better, especially the Amber Intense.

 

wesleyhclark

04/02/13 07:45

At first try I didn't get the petroleum/oil/gasoline notes, but now I do. I kind of like it!

What spoils things for me is the violet leaf. This fragrance and Grey Flannel has taught me something: I don't like violets or violet leaf!

One reviewer wrote, "Fahrenheit only asks one question. It asks it loud and it asks it clear. Do You Have The Balls?" Wow, really? This stuff isn't nearly that challenging. (Slumberhouse Norne is challenging.)

Not for me.

I like the bottle. Looks like a flame. Very nice.

 

wesleyhclark

04/01/13 17:07

Hey, wait a minute... This isn't how I remember musk smelling. In the Seventies, when it became popular, musk smelled deep, mysterious and fetching. This just smells cheap and perfumey, like the proverbial old lady scent. Not masculine at all.

It's linear: cloying when new, cloying later. Same smell, no evolution.

A scrubber.

 

wesleyhclark

04/01/13 17:01

It's nice. Soft and powdery (at least that's how it starts) - the kind of thing Prada seems to do so well.

However, it dries down to that overused fresh scent I smell too often. (I wish I knew what it was. Some captive molecule perhaps?) It's not a bad scent, it's just that I'm a bit tired of smelling it.

 

wesleyhclark

04/01/13 06:56

Luca Turin calls this "brilliantly inventive," and I suppose it is, but I don't like the prominent fruity note at all. Smelling like a My Little Pony is not what I'm about. A scrubber.

(Come to think of it, this exact same thing happened to me when I tried Jo Malone's Pomegranate Noir. You'd think I'd learn.)

Odd bottle. Looks like it should be suspended from Robin Hood's belt.

 

wesleyhclark

03/31/13 09:48

The top notes are a little musty, and then it dries down as a musty citrus vetiver-green. Hard to describe, really!

It doesn't smell so much masculine to me as it does vintage, or from a different age. But perhaps I'm being influenced by the Guerlain story rather than the scent itself.

It's okay. It doesn't send me.

Sillage and longevity are not good... which is especially a negative at the premium price Guerlain is asking for this. There are more interesting and more masculine men's fragrances for a lot less money.

 

wesleyhclark

03/30/13 07:53

Take a Voyage with Hermes! It goes on bright and citrusy like the cheerful start of a vacation but then almost entirely disappears a couple of hours later - like your excitement when you've discovered the Carnival cruise ship you've booked passage upon developed power and waste disposal problems.

Voyage comes in a clever swivel travel bottle that you can throw into your luggage for the TSA employee to steal during his inspection. (I lost a point and shoot camera that way once.)

A nice fragrance, but, really, Jean-Claude Ellena, the perfumer for Hermes, needs to work on longevity. This juice is like their d'Orange Verte - a great, light, citrus scent but gone in no time at all. For the price point, this represents bad value for the dollar.

Second wearing: Here's how to make it last - don't spray it on your skin, spray it on your cotton shirt. I put it on at 6:15 AM this morning and I can still smell it at 3:15 PM.

 

wesleyhclark

03/29/13 14:16

I smell this as woody/fruity, with a mild leather note. I think the most apt description of it is one reviewer's, "It smells kind of like how a Dr. Pepper soda tastes." (That would be a prune note, I believe. I once read that prune extract is one of the flavors in a Dr. Pepper.)

For me it's only somewhat interesting and generally undistinguished. Also, it doesn't project and doesn't last. So, no - John Varvatos is fun to test but I'm not buying it.

 

wesleyhclark

03/29/13 11:58

Yes, vanilla mint. That's what I get on the paper strip and on my wrist. I like this stuff! A good candidate for a summer scent. I want some in a little sample bottle to try wearing all day...

I definitely like the mid-century modern industrial bottle design. It and the name invokes the idea of a vintage Porsche. (I'd like this even more if it smelled like a vintage Porsche.) Nice work.

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This may be the only perfume with mint in it I like. Generally minty perfumes remind me too much of toothpaste.

 

wesleyhclark

03/29/13 11:55

Paper strip impression: Claimed to be unisex but it smells too flowery and fruity for me. I am not impressed with it. And, yes, I can smell the likeness to Unforgivable.

So, no, no sample test wearing on skin.

 

wesleyhclark

03/29/13 11:47

Freedom from... well, any scent at all, really. Is there some kind of contest going on for the most non-existent, underwhelming and watery fragrance for men? This one almost beats Bulgari Man - that, too, was almost like spraying water on my arm.

Or is Freedom an olfactory metaphor for the sorry state of affairs men are in these days? Sort of not there?

 

wesleyhclark

03/29/13 11:39

Pallid fruity. More or less like fruit cocktail water, but far less intense.

The bottle and cap are notable in that they seem miniaturized. I was somewhat afraid of braking something as I removed the cap; the sprayer seemed to be scaled down as well.

All in all, an underwhelming experience, trying this. Not at all for me.

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Second wearing: WHOA. I must have gotten a sample that's gone off or something. Cat piss! No, no, no!

 

wesleyhclark

03/29/13 11:35

I was unimpressed. Nothing new here, folks, move on..

By the way, how, exactly, can a generic fruity vanilla scent be termed "dark?"

 

wesleyhclark

03/29/13 10:27

This is interesting stuff! It starts out rather pungent and green but dries down oakmossy and leathery - a nice masculine fragrance. Yep - I could wear this!

It IS complex - note the 28 notes that reviewers here notice. But, remarkably, it's not a mess. Reminds me a little of Quorum, a little of Halson Z14, a little of this, a little of that... a well-wrought fragrance.

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UPDATE: I found a 1 oz. bottle at Ross for $20 and so I bought it. I think the bottle I have is slightly different than the stuff I tried initially. And if this has been reformulated, it's still a good reformulation.

This is such an amazing, wild fragrance! It goes on very dirty and somewhat forbidding - for mature men only. I get coconut, a bitter chocolate, leather, oakmoss and some other green things I can't identify. Wow.

The funny thing is, on my skin it dries rather quickly to a nice tobacco - but is this an olfactory illusion? No tobacco is listed. On my cotton tee shirt, however, I get a bitter chocolate for a couple of hours before, it, too, turns into the most amazingly intense tobacco.

This stuff and Antaeus are the most thoroughly masculine scents I have yet to try. Tsar, however, is more dynamic in that there are a lot of things going on.

This isn't a fragrance - it's an olfactory dark house ride!

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Okay, I've got it figured out. Tsar is an inverted Ralph Lauren Polo. Polo is leather, tobacco and green notes. Tsar is green notes, tobacco and leather.

More or less!

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That's it. I now hate this stuff. That carnation note is awful. A real deal-killer. I liked it initially but now - I can't bear it on me. Ugh.

 

wesleyhclark

03/28/13 14:18

A lovely oud scent! This smells linear to me, that is, the top, middle and base notes all smell pretty much of oud wood.

While this Tom Ford oud scent is wonderful, I prefer Creed's Royal Oud, which seems richer and deeper. It's divine, that's the only way I can describe it. You smell it and cannot be kept from uttering "Mmmmmm." The first time I smelled it was kind of like the first time I bit into a prime rib: a sensory milestone.

This product seems to be a bit underpowered; it fades fast on me. Not much sillage, either.

 

wesleyhclark

03/27/13 14:45

On me: I get a pissy top note that becomes commonplace citrus which turns into a strong, retro, perfumey old lady smell. The incense, I think. Way too feminine. A scrubber. I couldn't get it off my arm fast enough.

On my wife: It smells great! But she doesn't like it.

 

wesleyhclark

03/26/13 15:32

I first became curious about this fragrance via Luca Turin's writing. Pre-reformulation Cartier Santos was a favorite of mine; Turin wrote, "If this is the sort of thing you like try Yatagan instead."

The first time I smelled it was on a test strip - it smelled complex and heady - nice, just my kind of thing. The second time I had it sprayed on my wrist, just to be sure I liked it. And I did and do. During a day of repeatedly smelling the same old clean/fresh/aqua scents, this was distinctive and welcome, like spending a day listening to adenoidal teens and suddenly hearing a rich baritone voice.

My wife gets it as a leather scent... but leather isn't one of the notes...

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Now I own it; a birthday present from my daughter.

I wore it today for the first time; having no meetings I figured it was "safe" to do so. When I first received it in the mail I sprayed some on a business card and noted that it was strong and persistent. I've learned that sometimes you have to figure out how to wear a specific scent: how many squirts do you use, whether or not you spray it on your tee shirt for added longevity, etc.

Yatagan is a very complex scent; when I first smelled it on a paper strip my first thought was, "Oh, this is good stuff" as the notes hit my nose sequentially: bitter herbs, leather, animalic notes, woods, etc. Speaking in terms of music, it is not a solo instrument sonata, it is a symphonic movement. What's more, it's in an unusual key. Yatagan is very controversial; note all the lengthy reviews here. Some use the word "infamous."

I am convinced that Luca Turin is right when he calls it a five star masterpiece. A paper strip representation of it is incomplete - it has to be worn on the skin.

On me it's wonderful. That is, the scent I'm getting from it on myself. The ultimate judge is my wife. Yatagan's "head space," that is, the scent of it in the air, is warm and well modulated, woodsy and a bit herbal. When I smell the inside of my tee shirt top, however, I get smoky, deep notes and a tone (once again using musical metaphors) that I recognize from Chanel Antaeus, which I've loved for years. This, I suspect, is the castoreum.

You have to be confident to wear this stuff; I suppose it helps that I have a rather big personality. It is very masculine - I cannot imagine a woman wearing this and successfully pulling it off. It would also be unseemly on young men, I think.

I love it!

 

wesleyhclark

03/26/13 15:24

I was so disappointed in this. "Tabac": I wanted it to invoke a deep, aromatic and heady tobacco note - something masculine. Instead, it's weirdly aldehydic and soapy. Kind of an effervescent tobacco. Freaky!

I'm aware that it's a classic, but I don't like it at all.

 

wesleyhclark

03/26/13 14:20

"Masculine with an unexpected freshness, it leaves a very seductive trace."

Wrong on all counts! It isn't masculine at all, the freshness is not only expected, it's a cliché, and seduction is far from this scent's emotional signature. The bottle I smelled had a terrible BO note. It must have gone off somehow. It's what? Intended for a wedding? What a bizarre promotional campaign.

 

wesleyhclark

03/26/13 14:10

Woodsy/powdery/patchouli pretty much describes this one. It smells somewhat feminine to me. I don't like it but I'm not sure why. I kept sniffing the test card and getting a negative reaction. At times it smelled like burnt gingerbread, kind of foul.

NOTE: I saw this at Ross for $7. Paying more than that would be a mistake, I think.

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I see there's a Kanon Agarwood (not on the Fragrantica database) at a Marshall. Agarwood is oud, but this smells nothing like oud. But it does smell like I'd imagine Scandanavian armpit might smell.

 

wesleyhclark

03/26/13 13:02

Onyx? As in black? I don't think so. This stuff smells relentlessly cheerful and fresh - like any number of other such scents.

Funny: I threw the test strip in the trash. Days later I go to empty the trash and get a sudden blast of Calone. Not entirely a bad thing for trash to smell like.

 

wesleyhclark

03/26/13 09:16

Undistinguished. It opens with gingery citrus notes, and smells clean/fresh/sporty for a few hours. Then it's gone.

There are any number of scents on the market that have this exact same olfactory signature. Free Time smells like what jaded reviewers call a "Calone Clone." Oceanic/marine/fresh... to my nose boring.

If you are a small insect walking across the body part you have sprayed this upon, then it has sillage. Otherwise not.

"Safe for the office" - a place where tedium reigns. Fits right in.

Nice bottle. Looks kind of like a Star Trek prop, or what a house stager would put atop a beach house bedroom dresser.

 

wesleyhclark

03/25/13 15:33

Gee, another citrus. How totally unexpected. In a market glutted with citrus scents four noses join forces to produce... a citrus scent.

Not unforgivable - just unnecessary.

 

wesleyhclark

03/25/13 15:28

A tatty lemon smell followed by some olive. In other words, you just had a lemonade and the bread dipped in olive oil at Romano's Macaroni Grill and you burped. I am not encouraged to buy this.

Second wearing: It goes on nice and is encouraging, but after a half hour or so it dries down to over-familiar aroma molecules. I have smelled this too often in other fragrances. What's more, I've never smelled this as a natural smell, which suggests I'm really smelling a synthetic, chemical scent. In other words, it doesn't smell like vanilla, or food, or spices, or leather or tobacco - it smells like a mass market fragrance.

 

wesleyhclark

03/25/13 15:20

This is a mess. Hideousness in a bottle. Cheap, cloying, pungent and - did I say cheap? No manners whatsoever.

Naturally, it's enormously popular.

I have a sample bottle of this I'll give to the spouse of somebody I don't like.

The bottle goes for Fort Knox but hits Las Vegas instead.

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It's going to be a long day. I finally tried the infamous Paco Rabanne 1 Million. Rather than a nice gourmand scent (cinnamon or cocoa, perhaps) that this is supposed to be, what I mainly have on me is a nasty, synthetic "fresh" or sharp aroma molecule that I am too familiar with from other cheap fragrances. I'm going to have to smell this on myself all day until I get home and bomb myself with something that will overwhelm it. My prized bottle of vintage (circa 1983) French-made Halston Z-14 comes to mind.

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Second (and last) wearing: I know how to tame the sweet beast that is 1 Million. Have a head cold. I can barely smell it. Cool.

 

wesleyhclark

03/25/13 15:02

The day before I tried this I wore Eau Sauvage Parfum, a far more recent flanker which has a nice, warm myrrh base note.

Today I wore the 1966 original which, yes, has a citrus note, but it also has the warm, balmy smell. They smell more alike than different. Both are wonderful, well modulated and elegant.

I think I prefer the parfum flanker, but I'd take either one!

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Second wearing: I must have gotten a tired tester before. This has a fantastic lemony punch. I was surprised at how complete the olfactory representation is - this is LEMON. Really, really good. An undisputed classic since 1966 - now I truly see why.

 

wesleyhclark

03/24/13 11:06

First of all, don't go by the misleading "parfum" designation. This is not a more concentrated version of Eau Sauvage. This is a flanker. Different notes/a reinterpretation/an hommage - call it what you will. They should have called it something other than "Parfum" - that confuses people.

It's a lovely, warm, soft, balmy smell. Not aggressively masculine, but dressy, finished and presentable. The myrrh note dominates and is quite pleasant. It's one of those scents I like to sniff on myself; in fact, I've been doing this all day. Lovely. My wife likes it a lot, too.

This has some aromatheraputic qualities, I think. It's calming.

I don't get the vetiver note at all, by the way. Vetiver has a pungency that this simply does not have. This is smooth and elegant.

I did write that I wanted this one, but now I'm not so sure. I have Chanel Pour Monsieur Concentree, which finishes with the same sweet myrrh note. The difference is that this stuff gets there directly while Pour Monsieur Concentree has an evolution through other notes. But it's the same destination.

 

wesleyhclark

03/23/13 16:50

Guess NOT.

My wife made a stink face when I put it on my wrist. Smells like everything else - but worse. Those top notes are a sort of pissy/oily thing.

A scrubber.

 

wesleyhclark

03/23/13 16:13

I love this stuff! It smells summery, dressy, classy and refreshing. The bottle it comes in is excellent, too; it makes me think of Napoleonic history. (Did Marshal Ney wear this?) A winner on both counts.

But, uh-oh... it starts disappearing as it hits my skin. Lasts, maybe, an hour or two. That's it. No longevity - the 4711 Factor. What a pity! If Guerlain could figure out how to better this, Cologne Imperiale would be worth what they're asking for it.

 

wesleyhclark

03/23/13 16:08

I don't know what to think of this. It smells generic. My wife likes it - but I think I need to give it another test. A single spray on my arm isn't enough.

 

wesleyhclark

03/23/13 16:06

Funny thing - I normally like the classic fragrances for men. But some of this was put on a test strip for me and it just about seared my nostrils. PUHWOW! This smells exactly like one of my mother's kitchen drawers in the old house we rented when I was a small child, an awful, greasy-spicy messy smell. I drew back and crossed my eyes it was so bad. Hideous.

The stuff in the tester must have been bad or gone off. I cannot believe, given the reviews here, that we are all smelling the same thing. I plan to find this somewhere else and give it another try.

 

wesleyhclark

03/23/13 15:55

A villainous smell, way too sweet and cloying. Smells like a nasty hard candy, or the "cherry" flavor of Nyquil.

I sniffed it on a test strip - it's never going to make to any part of my skin. Never. If you see it on a counter, walk away and leave it be.

UPDATE: A friend of mine who was in a horrible apartment in Germany was once given a number of bottles of this stuff. He discovered that it kills maggots on contact. My opinion is that it nearly has the same effect on humans.

ANOTHER UPDATE: Another friend of mine is in the printing industry, and the nastiest solvent he has ever come into contact with is called "Deglazinator." A squirt of it can strip the paint off a car where it touches, pronto. He showed me a bottle of it, once. IT LOOKS JUST LIKE JOOP!

 

wesleyhclark

03/23/13 05:58

This is intended to be a masculine scent? Really? It smells flowery, somewhat sweet, fey and light on me, like an especially transparent Jo Malone fragrance. Don't get me wrong: it's not a bad smell, but I think it would make a far more appropriate woman's scent than a man's.

To be honest, I'm thinking that it's a good teenage girl's first perfume. It's not for me at all.

(I'm a rugby player but I shall forbear making the usual taunting rugby vs. soccer comments regarding anything with a soccer player's name upon it.)

 

wesleyhclark

03/22/13 10:54

Oh, this is wonderful stuff, even reformulated. (I bought the treemoss cologne version at Ross for only $17!)

It's exactly the kind of scent I was looking for: deep, heady, aromatic and masculine. No sweetness, no flowers... nothing fresh, sporty or blue about this. I primarily detect the moss and pine notes, with some leather and cinnamon thrown in for good measure. (On me it does NOT smell like Big Red - not at all.) When you first spray it on it's an exceedingly heady, complex mix that dries down very nicely.

It's certainly not a young guy's scent - this is a mature man's cologne. I suppose it is evocative of the Seventies, but I don't care. A well-wrought classic is a classic, and this is a classic.

And yes, amazingly, when it has dried it smells a lot like Tom Ford's Italian Cypress ($200).

Halston Z-14: It sounds like a plot device in a spy film, but it's a great scent for men at an amazing price.

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Smells like Mister Blass? Never! This is *far* more complex than Mister Blass and has notes MB does not have...

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UPDATE: "I'd like to get a hold of a vintage bottle; with the IFRA-banned oakmoss. This must have been killer."

I did! I got a bottle of the French-manufactured stuff on e-Bay for a song and it arrived today. The bottle is different in that it has an extension on the cap with the spray nozzle. I did a quick side by side wearing; current USA formulation on my right arm, vintage French on the left.

My first take is that the vintage stuff smells like serious perfumery. There's a note that I don't think I've encountered in that form yet. It's deep and strong. A dirty leathery smell, perhaps? It's bolder. Compared to it the current stuff dries in a less complicated, somewhat more modern fashion - cinnamon and cypress. (In warm weather it seems more cinnamon than cypress on me. I distinctly recall it drying down more cypress when I first bought it in February.)

In the vintage there is a Mitsouko resemblance... it's dry and just a little bit off-putting.

Before I say which one I really prefer I'm going to wear the vintage all day in my usual test. I will say, however, that the current stuff does smell more like modern style fragrances. It's lighter, less dirty. The vintage has a somewhat alarming and more deeply pungent note that is entirely missing in the current stuff.

But here's the weird thing! I tried some vintage Z-14 in Richmond, VA and it's different yet. It's certainly not current and it isn't this French mix, either. It has an initial oakmoss blast that is absent from both.

Odd!

But this vintage brew is wonderful. It doesn't smell modern at all!

 

wesleyhclark

03/22/13 04:39

A boring, generic, undistinguished scent. Smells like everything else on the market. That's what it's guilty of.

Another thing: It doesn't last. Longevity is poor.

Finally, if I were the head lawyer at D.C. Comics, I'd sue. This bottle looks like something that would be affixed to Batman's utility belt.

 

wesleyhclark

03/21/13 17:34

Eh. Nothing special.

The more of these I try the more I see a connection: "boring" and "blue" both begin with "B."

 

wesleyhclark

03/21/13 17:32

It's nice and light, citrusy and summery. A good formulation.

My wife sometimes likes it and is sometimes indifferent to it, so there's no sales pressure from that corner!

But, no, it's not for me.

Update: On a second wearing on a summer's day, yeah, it is. I like it better on a second wearing than I did on a first. Probably the best of the Jo Malone's I've tried.

 

wesleyhclark

03/20/13 18:43

It look a while for me to come to terms with this one. I prefer it to Versace Pour Homme or Eau Fraiche, but I'm not likely to buy a bottle of it as it really doesn't smell like something I especially want to smell on myself all day.

In short, it's okay. It reminds me of Le Male - but I think I prefer Le Male.

There is a certain tactile joy in handling the bottle, however.

 

wesleyhclark

03/20/13 05:44

Soapy, generic, boring. On me it's nearly gone after two hours. This is my least favorite Prada I have tried thus far. The bottle is interesting and has a nice machined tactile feel to it. If Kraftwerk had a scent, it would come in a bottle like this. But who buys a scent for the bottle?

 

wesleyhclark

03/19/13 09:36

Tested on an arm: Fresh, clean, BORING.

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Tested for a day via sample: When I was a little boy there was a drawer in our kitchen that had, as a result of some spill, perhaps, a nasty and dirty spice smell. This is what Eternity reminds me of. (Cartier Pasha has this same dirty kitchen drawer note.) Add in a mild dollop of sour. I like the citrus top notes to this one a whole lot better than I do the drydown.

I don't liike this stuff at all.

As is often the case with fragrances we don't like, longevity is longer than we would wish. (It seems to be a perfume rule of some kind.)

 

wesleyhclark

03/19/13 09:29

I was in a Sears and, on a whim, sprayed some of this on a card. "I probably won't like it," thought I. But I immediately took to what I thought was a soft honey smell... not bad, not bad at all! I am agreeably surprised. I see the reviewers here identify the note for me: whiskey. Yes, that's what it is! Nice...

I normally avoid celebrity fragrances because I don't like the whole notion of celebrity-endorsed anything. The fastest way for me to want to avoid something is by seeing some vacuous star in the advertising. But I'm trying to judge scents wholly on what my nose tells me and not by packaging, advertising, history, cost or celebrity, so I think this stuff can stand on its own. Well done Richard Herpin of Firmenich!

Now I'll have to get around to trying it on myself and not just on a paper.

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Update: I sprayed some of this on my arm. Still smells nice! A bit pungent when just sprayed, but nice. A boozy distilled smell. My wife likes it, too. A winner! Hey, I may buy some of this...

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Bought a small bottle for next to nothing! I like this stuff - but I wish it lasted longer and radiated more...

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Finished my bottle. My final assessment: An excellent budget fragrance, but it really, really needs to longevity and sillage punched up. For that reason I won't buy another bottle. It just doesn't last.

 

wesleyhclark

03/18/13 08:44

Comes in a ridiculous "faux elegant" bottle. Most reviewers detect a leather scent, but I'm getting lavender-citrus. It's not bad, but it's not especially good, either. Kind of trashy. It smells mass market to me. Clean up on Aisle 4 of the T.J. Maxx.

My wife is okay with it.

It was amusing watching the personable young gal at Sephora decant this into a sample spray bottle - it just about gagged her, and she made various stink faces. (Single guys take note: This is never a good sign if you intend to use cologne to attract women.) Her co-worker, when called over, agreed and made stink faces of her own.

 

wesleyhclark

03/17/13 15:47

A soft fragrance, powdery/woody. At first comforting. I'd say it's a first or second cousin to Stetson (which costs far less), except there's a pungent element that enters into things - the bitter orange note, I suppose. It gives it added interest. But by the time seven hours or so have elapsed this scent - on me - is all sour. Pfew.

I don't like this stuff!

 

wesleyhclark

03/16/13 20:09

I wanted to like this more than I did because what I read about the late, lamented M7 intrigues me. It's complex, I'll give it that. The top notes/heart notes of this are rather flowery and feminine - the base note smells like vanilla to me. I don't know if I want this...

When it comes to oud, I greatly prefer Creed Royal Oud.

 

wesleyhclark

03/16/13 08:38

I had the bottle shown in the image, which I suppose is the new reformulation. The box is different; I don't have the "Puig." On the bottom is says "Copyright 2003." I bought it at Ross for $15 ("compare at $41")!

This was a major disappointment.

I like the deep mossy/aromatic scent - since I like Antaeus it's my kind of thing - but Quorum has been apparently refomulated into almost non-existence. After a couple of hours it's pretty much gone on me. Threatening? Sillage monster? Powerhouse 80's scent? Hardly. It's weak. What a pity. I bet I'd really like the vintage version of the original fragrance.

I took it back. Why buy a scent (at any price) that you can only smell for an hour or two?

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Update: I found an 1 oz. bottle in a box marked 1993 for $2 and bought it. MUCH better! Nice and oakmossy. SCORE.

 

wesleyhclark

03/15/13 12:11

I wore it all day; it's nice. But a bit overrated, I think.

I can smell a likeness to Cool Water, when first sprayed. (I did a comparison on test strips.) But they diverge as time passes. Green Irish Tweed has a sharper green notes smell - Cool Water is a tad more perfumey.

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wesleyhclark

03/15/13 10:42

I'm not sure what I think about this one because I am attracted to it and repelled by it at the same time. I started out liking it. It's a nicely modulated leather scent and certainly smells unlike most of the fresh/blue/sport stuff that seems to dominate the market.

On the other hand, as the day wore on I started to get an "old man" vibe off it. There's a nagging note there that smelled like poor hygiene to me. I guess it doesn't work with whatever my skin exudes or something. Weird. It smells just fine on a friend of mine...

I see this reminds people of Azzaro pour homme. I don't like Azzaro pour homme. Perhaps I'm objecting to the same thing in both.

 

wesleyhclark

03/15/13 10:22

Mmmmm. The first Creed I've smelled where I've thought *YES.* I can see why oud gets so much praise and attention in the perfume world. This is a lovely, wonderful smell.

$325/bottle at Nordstrom. Ouch. I'm not going to maintain that it's worth that - but it certainly smells rich and luxurious.

Upon a first spray my wife was reminded strongly of the ashtrays in her grandmother's house and recoiled dramatically. But she likes the base note. I note no ashtray top notes.

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A proper wearing: I've only worn this before as a spray on my arm; I liked it a lot. Spraying more and wearing it generally, however, is a bit different. Now I detect a rather unpleasant cooked vegetable note that resembles a Givaudan leather base I'm familiar with... is this the angelica I'm noticing? When it dries down, however, it's a great dry cedary wood smell. Lovely.

 

wesleyhclark

03/15/13 10:16

BLEAH! It's like being trapped in a Hershey factory with a whole bunch of old guys who smoke pipes. Awful. In fact... the smell of it on me is making me queasy. I am no doubt betraying my age, here, but I cannot figure out who would want to intentionally smell like this.

When I gave my arm to my wife to sniff, she made what we call a "stink face." My baby grandson does it from time to time.

 

wesleyhclark

03/15/13 09:36

I don't like it. It's cloying and smells astringent and clinical, like you're in a dentist's office and about to suffer some pain.

 

wesleyhclark

03/15/13 04:24

Like I sprayed water on myself: no projection, no longevity (gone in an hour or two). Not much scent, either. Waste of time.

 

wesleyhclark

03/14/13 14:45

I like this better than Egoiste, although I like Egoiste. There's a pungent woodiness to Egoiste which has been tuned to a sort of citric metallic sharpness in this flanker.

It's in the clean/fresh/citrus genre of scents that are overly popular in today's market (everyone makes a "blue" or "sport" variation - it's like the SUV of the fragrance world), but to me it smells of a greater quality than other such scents I've tried. Or perhaps I'm being misled by Chanel's reputation.

Speaking colorwise, if Chanel Antaeus (1981) is dark and deep, Egoiste Platinum is on the opposite end of the spectrum, bright and piercing. Pour Monsieur (1955) - the other Chanel I have grown to really like - is mellow, restrained, classic and perfectly modulated and fits nicely between the two. You wear that when something really important is taking place.

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I wrote the text above a couple of months ago. I sprayed some of this on my arm today and was very turned off by the basenotes, which I have smelled too many times before in other clean/fresh/sporty scents. I'm told this - the metallic sharpness I mentioned - is dihydromyrcenol. UGH. I take it back: Not only do I not like this better than Egoiste - I don't like it any more, period.

My taste has changed. What a difference a couple of months make!

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Tried it again on my arm, just to check. Yep. I still dislike it!

 

wesleyhclark

03/13/13 15:27

A citrus/fresh/sport scent pretty much like all the other ones out there - or perhaps different in a subtle way that I cannot detect. It dried down to a slight ocean note. This one may last longer, but there's really nothing new here. Not for me.

 

wesleyhclark

03/13/13 10:57

Deeper and darker than her other stuff, but the attempt it makes to be unlike the rest of the Malones seems unauthentic. I liked this when I first tried it, but I have subsequently smelled too many other scents that get the masculine notes right. This is like Pee Wee Herman driving a tank.

 

wesleyhclark

03/12/13 19:29

I'm not a big fan of the green, piney top notes in this one, but I do like the base notes - a nice, aromatic tobacco and leather scent. My wife likes it, too and says she can probably live with it. Also, a little goes a long way... no need to overspray.

But I don't plan to acquire it. I suspect that to women my daughter's age I'll smell like an enormous fourteen year-old. This stuff was (and perhaps still is) quite popular among the middle school crowd.

Also - I'm mildly allergic to it. The first time I sprayed it on, after a few hours, I felt rather itchy. To confirm I tried it again.. and yes, I feel somewhat itchy again. I know grass makes me itch mildly - maybe this and that share a common molecule.

 

wesleyhclark

03/11/13 11:01

At least I *think* this is the one the lady at the Creed counter put into a tester for me. I remember a vivid green bottle.

Anyway, this is good, but I prefer Guerlain's Vetiver. This seems to be a somewhat more citrus take on the vetiver note. Guerlain's product seems to be woodier and is more long-lasting.

This doesn't last for long on me; it's better applied to clothing than skin in my case.

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Second wearing: Compared to Guerlain Vetiver (which I now own), this is crass. An also-ran.

 

wesleyhclark

03/10/13 09:06

Not "intensa" at all. It goes on strongly citrus and quicky dries down to... almost nothing at all. On me I'd have to use up a lot of this stuff to make any impression.

The base note is nice woody-aromatic, but it's barely there.

I like the original colonia formulation best of the AdP's I've tried.

 

wesleyhclark

03/09/13 07:09

It goes on smelling precisely of lemon drops. It's a nice citrus scent, but, sadly, it's very light and doesn't last long on my skin at all. (Gone within a couple of hours.) It needs to be sprayed upon clothing to have any utility.

Bang for the buck is not good with this one.

 

wesleyhclark

03/08/13 04:37

A clean soapy scent, and a nice one. Call it Italian barbershop, maybe? A sort of buttoned-down smell. I wore it to work in freshly pressed shirt and trousers and felt very squared away and presentable - this despite having to overcome bronchitis and strep throat at the time! Good stuff.

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Second wearing: I still like it. I want a bottle.

 

wesleyhclark

03/07/13 12:00

Citrus, flowers, spices. A classic - it was formulated in 1916 - it smells wonderful, exactly what a good men's scent should smell like. I like it a lot. Sadly, my wife is indifferent to it. Her initial comment about it was "Eh," modulating later on to "I like it."

I feel very dressy wearing it.

 

wesleyhclark

03/06/13 14:44

It goes on with what smelled like a somewhat off-putting note, but quickly dried down to a nice, complex, woody/balmy/ambery tone. My wife likes it, too. This is a very wearable and suitable scent from Prada. Well done!

 

wesleyhclark

03/03/13 16:10

A Luca Turin five star masterpiece, and for good reason. It's well named: I have never smelled anything so redolent of the ocean - the marine base is very evocative. Also, I can detect the mint. Very nice! My wife likes it, too, although it's not her favorite.

This is kind of a young guy scent, but I might consider it for the hot weather months.

 

wesleyhclark

03/02/13 16:53

I wore this all day. I had never smelled vetiver before, let alone lived with it on myself, but I like this. A woody, somewhat pungent scent - but appealing.

Sadly, my wife is neutral about it.

Vetiver reminded me of Edward I's Palace in the Tower of London - this is a good thing. I picked up some unique wood smell there I really found distinctive. It smelled like *history* to me and conjured up all kinds of interesting mental associations and fancies.

Anyway, I like Guerlain Vetiver. Quite nice.

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Second wearing: I am REALLY impressed with this. Someday I shall own a bottle.

Update: Just bought a bottle. It's wonderful! A spirit lifter. I shall wear this for the rest of my life, I think. The more I wear it, the more I'm convinced that this could be the ONE scent. Gorgeous!

 

wesleyhclark

03/01/13 09:58

It goes on smelling of bitter dark chocolate and dried down smelling like mud. So, basically, on me it's chocolate mud. I don't like it at all. My wife, however, does. I don't see what she sees (smells) in it.

An overpriced mess.

 

wesleyhclark

02/28/13 17:46

A reviewer called this a total leather bomb - and so it is. It is a very nice leather bomb, however. The scent is that of fine, expensive things. It is strong - a couple of sprays are enough. And I can still smell it on myself and my shirt after 14 hours, so great longevity.

It goes on leathery, the heart note is leather and once it has dried to the base note, there's a hint of berry there. But rather than attempt to dissect it, I shall state that this just smells like luxury to me - like the interior of a very fine car, or a very nice leather bound volume. The main note is *luxury.*

I like it a lot - it is very rich smelling - but my wife isn't sure she likes it. That and the cost -$300/bottle - will probably preclude my ever buying it.

But gosh - it's wonderful!

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Update: It's too wonderful *not* to buy. So I sold a reproduction flintlock I wasn't using (perhaps the first time in the history of masculinity that a guy sold a gun to buy a perfume) and got myself a 3.4 oz,. bottle. In summary, I have not smelled a leather scent that smells as good as this!

p.s. My wife now goes Mmmmmmmm when she smells it on me. I go Mmmmmmmmm when I smell it on myself, too.

 

wesleyhclark

02/27/13 05:10

One of Luca Turin’s five star masterpiece scents for men. It’s expensive: the Neiman-Marcus price is $245.

I tried it out on myself. It is… wonderful. It went on kind of dirty - is that tobacco or ashtrays I smell? - and when dried smells old school masculine in the very best way. I detect tobacco, cognac or brandy, wood, some leather, maybe a little musk or resin... very nice.

I can see why this one has a reputation.

 

wesleyhclark

02/26/13 18:45

I like the base note, but it's weak as water, as Mrs. Slocumbe used to say in "Are You Being Served?"

One reviewer says, "I can't believe that YSL house can create such average scents like l'Homme and La Nuit de l'Homme." That's my opinion as well.

 

wesleyhclark

02/26/13 18:42

This is a soft, diaphanous mixture of spices that barely radiates, described as having an ozonic note (ozone is air). It's "safe for work," which means it's the olfactory equivalent of a nap.

I'm amazed at the wide variety of how reviewers read this smell. What I detect as soft spices reviewers here detect as pickles, violets, cucumbers, old books, basil, red wine, mildew, pineapple, berries, pepper and even toilet cleaner!

I think it's way too soft. Others think it's very strong. It gives one person headaches; another person assures us that it will not give anyone headaches. Wow. Are we all smelling the same thing, here?

My wife is indifferent to it.

 

wesleyhclark

02/26/13 18:38

I had an interesting conversation with a pretty young woman at the counter in a Fragrance Outlet. "What men's fragrance do you sell the most of?" I asked. "Whatever I want them to buy," was the answer. "I can get any male to buy Dolce and Gabbana's The One," she said. (I told her, "Not me - I've smelled it.")

But I know what's going in the average young guy's mind: "If she likes this stuff maybe I'll find a girl like her wearing it. Or even her!" Thus yet again we see the power of a pretty face over the average male. Are the perfume houses aware of this phenomenon, I wonder? Payola.

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So, remembering the pretty gal at the fragrance counter I'm trying out The One for a day. It's the scent of spices with a mild tobacco note. It's... okay. It's safe. It's a men's fragrance for men who aren't really interested in fragrances.

This one doesn't project much, so it would be hard, I think, to get enough of this on yourself to become an olfactory nuisance.

From the promotional copy: "The model of the fragrance advertising campaign will be the actor Matthew McConaughey ... the Dolce & Gabbana designers said that they wanted to have the sexiest man on the planet. And with regards to that, Gabbana adds that this is the first time that a model in one of D&G men's fragrance campaigns appears in clothes." Clothes! Gosh. That's mighty bold of them.

So, is this... The One? No. Not for me, anyway.

 

wesleyhclark

02/26/13 17:47

Boredom. It smelled generically spicy for about an hour and then almost totally disappeared on me, leaving only a scent molecule or two.

This is like one of those timid little personalities who enter into your life for a moment, make no impression at all, and then leave to be quickly forgotten.

It does achieve something, however: my MAWBW (Might As Well Be Water) Designation.

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Second test wearing: As unimpressive as the first. A yawner of a fragrance. Seriously, the same house who made this also made Kouros?!?

 

wesleyhclark

02/26/13 11:21

Formulated in 1850? Wow! So... how come nobody here is calling it an "old man scent?" :)

This is not, to my nose, "pure masculine." It smells a wee bit cloying. Not for me.

 

wesleyhclark

02/26/13 06:27

I like Volkswagens, so when I saw a funny Avon bottle in the shape of a Bug, I bought it. The Avon Wild Country in it is gone, but the approximately forty year old scent remains, capped and secure. It's a good scent, but I think a bit too baby powdery for me.

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Update: Just tried a spray from a fresh bottle onto my wrist. Yes - the very same smell. Hasn't changed at all.
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Yes, it's a "barbershop" smell. But... wait. One reviewer said it reminded him of baby wipes. Yep - that's it! Wild Country smells like baby wipes! (I had three kids and am well acquainted with the smell.) Do I want to smell like baby wipes? No, I don't think so.

This is a scent that I'll have but never wear.

 

wesleyhclark

02/26/13 06:04

My favorite of the three Jack Blacks (silver, black and blue). This one is more typical of the leathery/woody scents I tend to like.

Projectionwise it's well-behaved - perhaps a bit TOO well-behaved. After five or six spritzes on myself and a few hours I have to smell hard to get it, even after spraying on my shirt top.

 

wesleyhclark

02/25/13 11:56

It's about the same as Jack Black Silver Mark on me. Nice, but, as one reviewer notes, no WOW factor. My wife gets the mint note ("I smell toothpaste") but I don't. For me it's more or less interchangeable with JB Silver.

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This is a scent for men who don't like scent. Sort of an upmarket Old Spice. As others have observed, it doesn't last - which is why I gave up on this hobby. I'm tired of paying good money to wear stuff that doesn't last!

 

wesleyhclark

02/23/13 13:32

Nice. A well behaved scent that smells to me like a slightly peppery sort of Old Spice (which, sadly, is my reference spice scent, having grown up in the Sixties). I agree with jazz444: it's not flashy but it is wearable. No real WOW factor, but nice.

 

wesleyhclark

02/23/13 13:28

Meh. Generic. Doesn't make much of an impression on me.

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Second wearing: I watched the two minute promotional video. (It looks like the girl lives in a James Bond villain bunkered headquarters.) So. What sort of a scent do you suppose accompanies this video? Well, I'll tell you: a completely generic, wishy-washy one. It goes on rather nice, with a barely detectable orange and rum scent, and then quickly resolves to the briefest of woody notes, then... nothing. What a disappointment! When will perfume houses figure out that people tire of spraying $100/bottle perfumer's alcohol on themselves?

 

wesleyhclark

02/23/13 13:24

A bit confusing, this one. I'm not sure I like the somewhat acrid and sour base note. Where is that coming from? Leather? Oakmoss? This reminds me of some astringent I used to put on my face. It's a complex men's fragrance, I'll give it that.

Perhaps if I owned it I'd get to like it... Well - it doesn't matter. This stuff is hugely popular and Chanel doesn't need me to wear it.

 

wesleyhclark

02/23/13 13:18

Smells like a murder mystery, or like a dame about to commit a murder in a murder mystery.

This is not an endorsement.

 

wesleyhclark

02/22/13 04:55

It went on with a nice orange smell and almost immediately disappeared. In other words, I got the d'Orange but not the Verte. My skin sucks it up like latex on new drywall, I guess.

 

wesleyhclark

02/21/13 05:43

Just tried it on me this morning from a little test bottle. I like it fine on a card but, wow, not on me!

It's too perfumey, too fruity, too feminine, too I don't know what. Too much pomegranate, too little noir, I guess. I smell like a 6' 4", 260 lb. fruitcake! Not for me at all. I had to live with it the rest of the day. Phew.

I gave the remainder to my visiting daughter, who liked it... until she realized that it reminded her of a particular scented hamster bedding! :)

 

wesleyhclark

02/20/13 07:09

One of Jean-Claude Ellena's minimalist works. I took home a sample from Nordstrom in one of their little giveaway test sprayers. I completely misunderstood this fragrance the first time I wore it for a day since, at the time, I had an untrained nose. Now I think I "get" it.

What I primarily detect in this is orange, enlivened with a bright vetiver note and softened with cedar - which could very well come from this fragrance's celebrated use of Iso E Super. (I have a vial of it, to me it smells like a very mild cedar - or, alternatively, warm skin in flannel.)

This is a lovely, light, transparent scent. It strikes me that this could be worn in any weather and for any occasion. I could gladly wear this.

Anecdote: I once encountered a man looking at pictures on the wall of a museum. He was radiating a warm scent that smelled to me of intimacy - fragrant, warm skin. When I asked what it was he was wearing, he admitted it was something his wife selected for him, and mispronounced "Terre d'Hermes." I figured it out and smiled... Iso E Super is sometimes the smell of intimacy. Interesting stuff!

 

wesleyhclark

02/09/13 13:08

EGAD, what a hideous opening! Lacquer thinner and rubber. I used to work with solvents at Lockheed and this is what it invoked.

On me it dried down to virtually nothing. There's something left that I have a hard time smelling and it's barely there.

So, no.

Funny bottle. Looks like a hockey puck, or a tire. I suppose the tire reference was intentional.

 

wesleyhclark

02/09/13 13:05

I just had to try something like that, in a pine cone bottle. Like most of the reviewers here, I found it rather nice. A sharp herbal opening... my wife likes the base notes.

I can still smell it on the sniffer strip 30 hours later.

That bottle is amazing. A pine cone. Hahaha! And I have to confess I like the whole presentation and box art - green is my favorite color and this is GREEN.

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Bought it. This stuff is GREAT! I can see why it's been popular since 1955. And I only paid $20 for 4 ounces! I was going to make it my Christmas season scent - but it's not that type of piney. As others have noticed, it more of a pine-herbal. A delicious scent.

 

wesleyhclark

02/07/13 18:55

I tried a test sprayer at Nordstroms, being dubious of a scent with the word "bomb" in it. (Am I a cockroach, to be bombed?)

It's sort of like a peppier Old Spice, but on steroids. My wife liked the base notes and so did I, but it's overpriced, I think. And that bottle - ridiculous. I'd feel silly having it on my bathroom counter.

For twentysomething males, I suspect. Once again I am not in the intended demographic. NFM. (Not for me.)

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Second wearing: my opinion hasn't changed. This stuff smells great but is too faint. Little longevity, no sillage.

 

wesleyhclark

02/07/13 18:51

Part of my Luca Turin Best Masculines test tour.

Spray on the wrist: I didn't like it. On my arm it dried down to what smelled like a really rosy feminine scent.

Later test: I got some in a little spray bottle to test and put 3-4 sprays on myself. It's only been an hour and I can't smell anything at all! It went on citrusy and disappeared. Weird.

Yet another test: I don't know what the deal was before, but this time I got a good sample from Nordstrom and tried it on for a day. The structure is apparent to me now: the top is citrus, the drydown is a rosy vanilla - almost a gourmandy floral. Or perhaps a floral gourmand! I don't know why I failed to appreciate this one before - I guess my nose is developing and I'm acquiring a taste for restrained florals - but this stuff is, indeed, as wonderful as everyone claims it is. I'll have to buy a bottle!

 

wesleyhclark

02/07/13 18:46

This fragrance is cherry pipe tobacco. Very linear. That's pretty much all I smell from beginning until nearly the end, when it smells less like cherry tobacco and more like Tonka bean/vanilla.

Very nice and, to my nose, very masculine. Not a scent for young men.

One, or, at most, two light sprays to where your throat meets your chest - that's all you need. This stuff is no Jo Malone scent; it's incredibly potent. A bottle will last forever. I once sprayed one squirt onto my inner elbow. It made its way to my shirt. It was there for a week until I got it laundered!

I love it. And I paid all of $17 for my bottle online. Wow.

 

wesleyhclark

02/04/13 19:38

Another stop on the Luca Turin Best Masculines tour, so I looked forward to smelling it. I sprayed some on a card at Ulta and sniffed. My initial impression was not totally good. Whoa. Is that... lacquer? Okay, wait for a while, let it dry down. Try some on my wrist. Two hours later I was frantically washing it off. A scrubber.

You know the opening scene in "Saturday Night Fever," where John Travola is walking down a Brooklyn street? That's what it invoked. An ethnic hair oil vibe. I was trying to remember what this stuff reminded me of, and finally it hit me. When I was a teen my Dad used to work with a guy who wore Tres Flores hair oil (you won't find it in the fragrantica database). I used to sniff some when I was in drugstores, just because it smelled so bad - I was astonished that anyone would buy it. That's what the Azzaro base notes reminds me of.

Needless to say, this is not for me. I couldn't live with it. No, no, no.

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Update: Thinking that Luca Turin certainly *must* know what he's talking about and being aware that some people have different experiences with a fragrance on a second try, I tried wearing this for a day. Big mistake. It's still awful. He called it "slightly vulgar and delicious." Not enough on the first count and wrong on the second.

But it inspired me. I came up with a product that desperately needs to be marketed: Scrubber For Men. It's Arm and Hammer baking soda in a suspension solution to neutralize scents like Joop! or Azzaro which one has unthinkingly and unfortunately sprayed upon oneself.

The ad campaign: "Scrubber For Men - We all make mistakes. But they don't have to last all day."

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Update to the update: I put this stuff on at 6:30 AM. It is now 11:16 PM after I scrubbed my neck. I. Can. Still. Smell. It. It's like the Mafia: You can never voluntarily leave it.

 

wesleyhclark

02/04/13 17:34

Sprayed this on a piece of cardstock at Ulta. My first whiff was a very negative reaction. Woodsy? Incense? No! It smelled positively FECAL to me, unbearably so. (Indole?) Is this a joke I'm not getting?

I have never smelled anything I have taken such an immediate strong dislike to as this.

Then my sprayed piece of card dried down to almost nothing... faintly woody/incense. I get it now, and it's faint but not bad. But, oy, those top notes. Unendurable.

My wife doesn't like it either. She made a face on a wniff, then said "ashtray." I sniffed again and darned if I didn't notice it as well. (Which makes me wonder - how much of this is psychosomatic?)

No. Not at all for me

 

wesleyhclark

02/04/13 17:28

The first time I smelled this stuff I recoiled. It was WAY too sweet, drying down to a caramel note. Why would anyone want to smell like this?, I wondered.

Then, many moths later, I gave it a chance and tried it on an arm. Hmmmm. I could get to like this. Does my wife like it? Yes, she does. Hmmm.

Finally, I wore it for a day. What can I say? It grew on me.

I like it and understand it now. Would I buy myself a bottle of it? Probably not. If somebody gave me a bottle would I wear it? Sure! But I like the Pure Malt flanker (which I own) more.

One last note: It a field of weak fragrances which last for a few hours then are gone, this stuff has outstanding longevity; a real throw back to the 1980's. I appreciate that.

 

wesleyhclark

02/02/13 15:29

I went a-sniffing fragrances one day with my wife and this was one of the surprise discoveries. My first thought was antique wood, like poking my nose into the works of my 100 year old grandfather clock.

I sprayed some on my wrist and all that day I was trying to pin down the source of the bitter note, when Turin's guide helpfully told me: thyme and herbes de Provence.

I can wear Egoiste; it's very presentable.

I also like Antaeus and Pour Monsieur, so me and the Chanels are sympatico, I guess!

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I wore Egoiste today; I like it...

Wore Egoiste again: Okay, it's settled. I LOVE this stuff. I sprayed some on my arm at 2:30 PM and it's 12:39 AM now. (Ten hours later.) There is *the* most wonderful tobacco basenote left on my arm; I can I smell it from time to time.

How could I have once written that I liked the Platinum flanker more? This is so much nicer!

I WANT A BOTTLE.

 

wesleyhclark

01/31/13 19:35

My father used to wear this - and, weirdly, cut out the image of the ship on the box and frame it on the living room wall! (I am serious.)

In the 80's I once read a book entitled "Dress for Success," and in the cologne/after shave section the writer was surprised to note that in his testing, this particular scent tested very high. Well, of course it did! It's a successful classic and has been since the 1930's. Smells great!

I'd like to test it on myself but I suspect I won't get past the first bottle. I tried it once and discovered to my dismay that it almost vanishes immediately on me. (Frowny face.)

Also - the stuff you can buy currently is in a plastic bottle rather than the old glass/ceramic one. Tactile turn off. And I like Luca Turin's "weird" little cap/plug.

On the box currently is this: "If your grandfather hadn't worn it you wouldn't exist." Hahaha!

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Update: I scored a bottle of vintage Shulton Old Spice from the 1960s or 1970s. It smells *wonderful!* Much more complex than the current formulation. And it lasts better, too.

 

wesleyhclark

01/31/13 19:11

I must agree with the other reviewers - this is an excellent scent for the money. I bought a tester to try it out and I am impressed. Long lasting, too... on me it lasts 15 hours. I think I'll buy a bottle. (It certainly won't set me back.)

In the bottle it smells somewhat floral and feminine. But as the hours pass by it smells... nice. Somewhat unisex, but nice. Certainly not assertively masculine. I smell powdery vanilla and musk, quite pleasant.

The dried down scent of Stetson reminds me of when I was a teenager and kept my favorite tarot card deck in a little cedar box. Warm and woody.

The masculine advertising is funny... this could easily also be a feminine scent.

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Update: My wife, smelling it on me, now thinks it smells "cheap." The more I wear it the more I smell the baby powder note.

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Holy cow! This humble Coty frag for under $20 a bottle, made in the US, still has real oakmoss in it!

 

wesleyhclark

01/28/13 11:56

Whoa... an awful, awful smell. Opening a bottle of it and sniffing instantly reminded me of the Christmas of 1970, when I bought some for my Dad. I possessed all of the mature judgment of a fourteen year old. What's worse - he wore it.

Nowadays I smell this in elevators when a certain class of men were therein about an hour prior. Not good.

 

wesleyhclark

01/28/13 11:52

A reviewer wrote: "This WAS the fragrance of the mid-to-late 70's in my Hollywood (you had to have been there)." I was, in Los Angeles. That's one of my problems with this scent, I guess.

I wore this back in 1978 and 1979 - but then I also wore polyester shirts and pants, too. And I was a total jerk. I didn't like myself much back then and smelling this these days reminds me how far I've come.

A lot of the time it's good to be 63 rather than 22.

I'd never ever wear it again. And my wife made a face when I let her smell an open bottle at a store. So that's nix for both of us.

 

wesleyhclark

01/28/13 11:36

A lovely scent but on me it doesn't last at all. Within an hour or so it's gone. So why bother?

Much better: Pinaud's Bay Rum. Used in barbershops. Lasts somewhat longer than the Royall product, smells about the same and costs next to nothing for a huge bottle. To paraphrase Ricardo Montalban in those great old Chrysler Cordoba ads, I know my own needs, and what I need from a bay rum scent I get from the Pinaud product. Deal!

 

wesleyhclark

01/28/13 11:34

English Leather! Haha! When my son was a teen I found a bottle of this at a yard sale and, on a whim, I bought it for him. For a while he practically *bathed* himself in it. So, for me, it smells like a teenage male.

I would never ever wear it. Cheap but not really good.

Update: This has been reformulated, and not well. The new stuff smells dreadful.

 

wesleyhclark

01/28/13 11:26

I used to wear it in the 1980s - in my newly-married college years - but have grown past it. I sniffed it recently... it brought back pleasant memories, but it's certainly not something I would wear now. I've since gravitated towards darker, less green and soapy scents. Chypres, not fougeres.

I smell this now and think, "Why did I ever wear this?" Because I had the perception that people thought it was good, that's why. I had an immature, untrained nose compared to what I have now. I'm more confident about my taste nowadays and I'm more assured about what I like - the happy result of smelling lots of fragrances.

 

wesleyhclark

01/28/13 11:17

With Antaeus, another favorite scent. I used to wear this in the early 2000's. That is, the *vintage* Santos - a wonderful masculine fragrance of complexity and longevity, known for being unabashedly masculine. It was deep and complex back then, with spicy/woody/amber notes. When I sprayed it on from my sample I expected the recognition akin to re-meeting an old friend. But, uh-oh... it's been reformulated. And badly reformulated.

I could tell right away - I barely recognize it anymore. It went on fumey and feminine (a negative jolt) and dried down to a primarily soapy smell. The notes are all wrong and its legendary longevity is gone; it starts disappearing after an hour. They've ruined it! What a pity... like Quorum, another wonderful Eighties fragrance gone.

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Update : Turns out, there are two Santos scents for sale: a silver one and a gold (concentree) one. The gold one is more like the c. 1999 version I liked. It smells great! This is the stuff, all right. About as good as it ever was with good longevity and sillage. But... wearing it, I had forgotten how peppery it was. That seems to be the main note.

Will I be buying a new bottle of this? Probably not. The stuff smells good but I'm moving on to other scents and other types of scents.

 

wesleyhclark

01/28/13 11:13

My signature scent... the first time I sniffed it I loved that mysterious dark smoky/musky and slightly animalic scent. It makes me think of burnt cork. It suits me very well and I'm comfortable wearing it. When I hug my wife she takes a deep breath and assures me that it smells very good.

I discovered it in 1999. Like Cartier Santos (my other main fragrance), it, too, has been reformulated. I am certain of this. (For one thing, the box no longer lists oakmoss as an ingredient.)

Vintage juice: Powerful, deep, dark, somewhat animalic, smoky and absolutely masculine. Use too much of it you'll be smelled a city block away.

Reformulated juice: Very nearly the same thing but much reduced in strength, according to current trends. Antaeus Lite. This morning I did about six sprays on myself but the scent is confined to close to the skin; I can only smell it when I move my shirt front like a bellows. That much of the old stuff would be discotheque-grade killer.

Why was it reformulated? Did Chanel do it to make Antaeus less of a dated Eighties scent?

I called Chanel Customer Care and they told me that there has been no refomulation of it since it was introduced in 1981. I just don't believe them, and it's apparent from the comments here that others are sure that a reformulation has taken place as well. I asked them about oakmoss restrictions, and the woman on the line had no information about that other than to maintain that it's the same 1981 stuff.

Update: I bought a bottle today. How I missed it!

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I found a bottle of vintage (I'm guessing mid to late 1980's) Antaeus. Anyone who doesn't think this has been drastically refomulated just needs to get a whiff of the old stuff. Like night and day.

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Big disappointment yesterday. A few years ago I traded a couple of bottles of perfumes I didn't really like for a half bottle of vintage (1980's, I think) Chanel Antaeus - the stuff with the real castoreum and oakmoss in it. The bergamot citrus top notes had evaporated away, but that's okay, the heart and base notes were still intact and much better than the current greatly lightened and oakmoss-free formulation. Problem was, though, the bottle's sprayer cap was a bit funky and leaky; I could smell vintage Antaeus when it sat in the cabinet. No problem, thought I, someday I'll simply go to Whole Foods, get a new sprayer bottle and transfer the stuff. I did that yesterday - and was heartbroken to discover that most of the juice had evaporated away! I figured I had about 2 ounces left - in reality, I had perhaps an eighth ounce. DANG.

So what have I learned? Alcohol-based scents need to be kept in airtight bottles!

Also, tempus fugit.

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BTW: Current formulation Antaeus no longer has oakmoss in it. Look at the ingredients. No oakmoss listed. If it had it it would be on the box.

 

wesleyhclark

01/28/13 11:05

After reading the polarized reviews on this scent I looked forward to testing it - so test it I did at a giant perfume discounter alongside I-95 in North Carolina.

My wife was with me; neither of us got the cat urine/urine cake smell that is described for this. Or the industrial floor wax smell. So our first response was positive. I sprayed some on me and occasionally checked back with my wife as we shopped - "Still like it?" She nodded okay. But only okay, not "You have GOT to buy this."

The problem emerged during the remaining three hours of the trip in the car as the base notes began to get on my nerves. By the time we got home I quickly took off my shirt and scrubbed my neck. I could still smell it on me the following morning - this stuff has longevity.

But it isn't for me. My wife is neutral about it. I read somewhere that if you wear this in a restaurant you may be asked to leave. I totally don't get that.

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Second wearing: Holy cow! Now I get the urinal cake note. Ugh. No, no, no.