"Dirty" Mike Shurig is also known
as "the Civil War Guy" ("the
Fun Way to Learn History!") and puts on educational shows for the public -
oftentimes, schools. Here's his account of an especially graphic educational session
for the kiddies. Generally speaking, spurting arteries and minor burns should
not be included in programs for children. (Well, it was never of part of my
school demonstrations when I did them.) But we reenactors are charged with
educating the public. Just because it traumatizes some of them for life is no
excuse to go wobbly. - Jonah
The Fun Way to Learn History
By “Dirty” Mike
Shurig
The Civil War Guy had his last show
Wednesday.
I had run out of percussion caps (the little
things you put on the musket to ignite the gunpowder) and found these
"extra powerful" copper caps in a gun shop. I usually use brass caps.
During the program, I usually bring a girl up from the audience and teach her
how to load the musket.
A little girl came up and when she shot the
cap on the musket, a shard of copper from the cap flew off and hit me in the
thumb. Although it only made a 16th of an inch gash, it was deep. It must have
hit a small artery because the blood started pumping out in spurts. It bled
like a sonofabitch. Blood started gushing out and dripping on the floor.
I stood there dumfounded watching myself
bleed in front of 80 kids until a kid came up and said he'd take me to the
nurse's office. When I got in there, this little Indian kid who couldn't handle
the sight of blood followed me in and collapsed on the floor. He rolled around
moaning then got up and puked in the toilet.
Then the little girl came in, complaining of
a burn on her arm from the cap. I was freaking out. I finished the program then
came in and talked to the principal. We had to call the girl's mother. I was
scared to death the parents were going to sue me for everything I have. The
mother was not real pleased but didn't make an issue of it. There was no
visible mark on the girls arm. She just caught a little spark and was unharmed.
I was lucky the cap didn't hit and cut the girl.
When I shoot the musket, I always bring it up
to my face. I'm lucky one of those caps didn't hit me in the eye. I had been
doing this for nine years and never had an incident. It was those damn new
caps. I made a solemn vow never to let a kid even touch the musket let alone
pop a cap. And those new caps are going in the garbage. So it's over for the
year and I am a little wiser for it.
Dodged that bullet, sorta speak.
The Civil War Guy