Rugby Intelligence Exam
(Freely ripped off from the Roanoke RFC website.)
As
part of the selection criteria the following exam will be administered to all
potential players. Please take time to complete the questions associated with
your position. If you are unsure what your position is, ask a fellow player.
Forwards:
1. My favorite position is:
q a. Touch Judge
q b. Anywhere
q c .Missionary
q d .CEO
2. Before a match I should always:
q a. Eat
q b. Bathe
q c. Be sure to have a BM
q d. All of the above
3. If my opponent is laying on the ground I
should:
q a. Offer a hand up
q b. Ask what he’s doing down there
q c. Step on him
q d. Check his pulse
4. Whenever I have the ball I should:
q a. Pass it to one of those little guys
q b. Eat it
q c. Kick it real far
q d. Score
5. The most important thing to have on the
pitch is:
q a. A surly attitude
q b. My shorts
q c. Food
q d. Tiny opposing forwards
6. When the Referee says I am ‘fringing” I:
q a. Need to hem my shorts
q b. Hit him
q c. Run back 10 meters
q d. Have no idea what he is talking about
7. In rugby a “try” is:
q a. A touchdown
q b. Worth 5 points
q c. Something the backs never do
q d. I have no idea
8. The thing I most enjoy about rugby is:
q a. Laughing at the backs
q b. It’s so easy to cheat
q c. The after match socials
q d. All of the above
Backs:
1. My favorite position is:
q a. Missionary
q b. Anywhere
q c. Way back
q d. Hairdresser
2. Before a match I should always:
q a. Cry
q b. Iron my shorts
q c. Lay out my evening dress
q d. All of the above
3. If my opponent is laying on the ground I
should:
q a. Cry
q b. Call for a doctor
q c. Skip away from him
q d. Hold his head in my lap until help arrives
4. Whenever I have the ball I should:
q a. Cry
q b. Throw it way high in the air
q c. Hand it to my opponent so he won’t hit me
q d. At least take a stab at moving it forward
5. The most important thing to have on the
pitch is:
q a. My comb
q b. A handkerchief
q c. Starched Jersey
q d. Clean panties
6. When the Referee says I am “fringing” I:
q a. Cry
q b. Throw my nose up and skip back into position
q c. Do all three
q d. Have no idea what he is talking about
7. In Rugby a “try” is:
q a. Something the forwards never do
q b. Something my opponent did several times
q c. I have no idea
q d. A touchdown
8. The thing I most enjoy about rugby is:
q a. Meeting a lot of nice young men
q b. Dressing up for the socials
q c. The pre-match huddle
q d. All of the above
Answers: NO CHEATING: (b,d,c,d,a,c,b,d)