From “Stuff White People Like.com”
If you’ve been in a white
person’s apartment or home you might have noticed a ball that looks like a
cross between an egg and a football. It is a
They love Rugby for a number of
reasons, the first of which is the fact that it is not very popular in
Unlike other sports where jerseys
are made out of nylon or mesh,
Many white people first acquire a love of rugby during their high school and college years by playing either for a school team or in the case of highly advanced white people-part of an intramural league. In fact, many white people will continue to play the sport into their early 30s at local parks on Saturday morning. If you are looking to expand your group of white friends, you would be wise to get yourself invited to one of these games. However, you should be prepared to have your crotch grabbed.
Though playing the sport is the
most common way for white people to become interested in Rugby, a great number
of them pick up a taste for the game while studying abroad in
Aside from playing the game with white people, there is one other surefire way to use rugby for your own personal gain. If you have determined that the white person you are talking to prefers rugby over soccer, it is strongly advised that you say: “you know, American Football players might be bigger, but rugby players are so much tougher.” Their response will be to tell you about how Football players are weak because they wear pads. This will be followed by a knowing nod or wink in your direction and an invitation to join them for a game on the weekend.