Where Ruggers Come From
All babies start out with the same number of raw cells,
which, over nine months, develop into a complete female baby. The problem
occurs when cells are instructed by the little chromosomes to make a male baby
instead. Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cells
necessary to develop a male's reproductive organs have to come from cells
already assigned elsewhere in the female. Recent tests have shown that
these cells are removed from the communications center of the
brain, migrate lower in the body and develop into male sexual organs.
If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a full deck of cards, this
means that males are born a few cards short, so to speak. And some of their
cards are in their shorts. This difference between the male and female
brain manifests itself in various ways. Little girls will tend to play
things like house or learn to read. Little boys, however, will tend to do
things like placing a bucket over their heads and running into walls. Little
girls will think about doing things before taking any action. Little boys will
just punch or kick something and will look surprised if someone asks them why
they just punched their little brother who was half asleep and looking the other
way. This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until puberty,
when the hormones kick into action and the trouble really begins.
After puberty, not only the size of the male and female brain differs, but
the center of thought also differs. Women think with their heads. Male thoughts
often originate lower in their bodies where their ex-brain cells reside.
Of course, the size of this problem varies from man to man. In some men only a
small number of brain cells migrate and they are left with nearly full mental
capacity but they tend to be rather dull, sexually speaking. Such men are
known in medical terms as "computer programmers." Other men
suffer larger brain cell relocation. These men are medically referred to
as "normal." A small number of men suffer massive brain cell
migration to their groins. These men are usually referred to
as..."rugby players."