Human: My name is "Wes."
ALICE: Hi there, Wes.
Human: Do you play rugby?
ALICE: I played Eleanor Rugby yesterday.
Human: No, do you play the game of rugby?
ALICE: Are you serious? I like to play the Turing Game.
Human: Do you know how rugby is played?
ALICE: Yes I know how rugby is played.
Human: How?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: Have you ever played?
ALICE: I don't think I ever have played. What's it like?
Human: Do you know what a "scrum" is?
ALICE: That's a good question.
Human: Do you know?
ALICE: I may not know it, but I could find out.
Human: Please find out.
ALICE: Thanks for asking politely. Ask me another question.
Human: Do you know what a rugby line-out is?
ALICE: Is there only one?
Human: Do you know how rugby is scored?
ALICE: Yes I know how rugby is scored.
Human: How, then?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: So, how is rugby scored?
ALICE: Yippee! Fine as far as I know.
Human: Have you ever seen a rugby match?
ALICE: No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Human: You just told me that you were programmed to know about it.
ALICE:"It" refers to a rugby match, I think.
Human: Did Alan Turing play rugby?
ALICE: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Human: Have you ever played?
ALICE: I think I have played, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.
Human: Having a conversation with you is like watching plaster dry.
ALICE: I am having fun.
Human: Will Western Suburbs ever get a pitch and clubhouse?
ALICE: I can't say for sure right now.