From A
Hog on Ice by Charles Funk:
small fry
We use this
humorously when speaking of young children. Our ancestors for the past four
hundred years have done the same, so the humor is somewhat antique. But the
joke is on us, because even in the remote day when we borrowed "fry"
from the Norse, it meant the children of a man's family. That meaning died out,
however, and the present humorous usage is rather a reference to the numerous
progeny (or "fry") of salmon. And even now it implies a considerable
number of small children.
Hobson's choice
The choice
of taking what is offered or having nothing at all. Thomas Hobson, who died in
1630 at the ripe age of eighty-five or eighty-six, was a carrier, with his
stables in Cambridge and his route running to London, sixty miles away. He was
popular among the students of the university, for he drove his own stage over
the long route, becoming well known to his passengers, and also because he was
entrusted with the privilege of carrying the university mail. Not all the
students kept riding horses, and Hobson had extra horses in his stables which
could be hired "by them, thus becoming, it is said, the first in England
to have conducted such a business. But Hobson, according to an article by
Steele in the Spectator a hundred years later, had observed that the young men
rode too hard, so, rather than risk the ruin of his best horses, which were
most in demand, he made an unvarying rule that no horse be taken except in its
proper turn-that, or none at all. "Every customer," said Steele, "was
alike well served according to his chance, and every horse ridden with the same
justice."
Hobson's
death was said to have been the result of idleness forced upon him while the
black plague was raging in London. He had the distinction, however, of being
the only person to have been honored by an epitaph written by John Milton, or,
in fact, by two such epitaphs. Either is too long to be quoted in full, but the
second, filled with puns upon his occupation and the cause of his death may be
quoted in part:
Merely to drive the time away he sickened,
Fainted, and died, nor would with ale be quickened.
"Nay," quoth he, on his swooning bed outstretched,
"If I mayn't carry, sure I'll ne'er be fetched,
But vow, though the cross doctors all
stood hearers,
For one carrier put down to make six
bearers."
Ease was his chief disease; and to judge
right,
He died for heaviness that his cart went
light;
His leisure told him that his time was
come,
And lack of load made his life burdensome,
That even to his last breath (there be some
that say't),
As he were pressed to death, he cried,
"More weight."
(This
reminds me of that Salem Witch Trials book I read recently. One fellow, Giles
Corey, refused to give testimony at the 1692 Witch Trials. He would
neither confess nor deny the charges brought upon him. So, in order to obtain a
statement, he was taken outside, a board placed across his body, and heavy
stones piled on top. It is said that his only words before he was crushed to
death were; "More weight!" – Wes)
to beat
about the bush
So far as I
know, batfowling was never an American sport. Perhaps game has always been too
plentiful. But we have to go way back to this ancient practice in the fifteenth
century for the origin of this expression. Batfowling was nothing more than the
hunting of birds at night, the hunter armed with a light with which to dazzle
the sleepy birds, and a bat with which to kill them. (The next day they formed
his repast, ba-ked in a pye!) Or, in some instances, the hunter would use a net
for trapping the birds, hiring a boy or someone else, armed with a bat, to stir
up the birds asleep in a bush. The birds, attracted by the light, would fly
toward it and become entangled in the net. When there were more birds in a
flock than could roost on a single bush, the batfowlers usually beat the bushes
adjacent to the one on which the main flock was asleep, thus literally beating
about the bush to reach their main objective. So when today Junior says,
"Daddy, are you going to use the car tonight?" we recognize that,
like the batfowlers of old, he is "beating about the bush,"
approaching indirectly the subject he has in mind.