Mark Your Calendars!

 

From Discover magazine August 2007:

 

August 1-7th the 25th annual Testicle Festival, in Clinton Mt. 15,000 cowboys go nuts, consuming 2.5 tons of Bulls Balls. Still this is not as strange as the Turkey Testicle festival in Illinois every October.

 

August 10th – 12th is the “Ritual Abuse, Secretive Organizations and mind control conference” in Windsor Locks CT. Speakers include survivors of alleged Masonic ritual abuse, Satanic Cults and the CIA mind control program MK-ULTRA The truth is out there!

 

August 25th is the Mobile Phone Throwing World Championships in Finland, where anyone can be Russell Crowe or Naomi Campbell. Points are given for aesthetics and choreography.

 

And on August 28th the World Bog-Snorkeling Championships in Wales. Contestants race through a 60 yard long 4 foot deep trench cut in a peat bog, relying on flipper power alone, no swimming!